Thankfully, she's NOT nekkid in the magazine.
Mariah Carey has revealed to V Magazine that she basically sleeps in a steam room. She swears she needs to sleep with dozens of humifiders to protect her gorgeous art, her voice.
She said, "Literally, I'll have twenty humidifiers around the bed. Basically, it's like sleeping in a steam room. The bed is all terry-cloth, the ceiling is pitched so the water can't fall on my head, and it drips down to my side, and the TV is behind glass."
Um...cuckoo! Maybe she's really sleeping in a padded room. I mean, WTF? You see what fame and money does to you?! It rots your damn brains and steals all your common sense. She's soon going to have a best girlfriend chimp and make arrangements to have her body freezed up after her death.
This is a very entertaining video of Mimi in Aspen, wearing that weird hood thing and talking to teenagers while holding a glass of champagne. She touches on very important topics like talking about how she's nor rich nor poor and how she's an 8th grade drop out. This ho is on painkillers or something. She's NUTS, but so hot.
Mariah Carey decided to keep it demure and elegant for the opening of Oprah's School of Girl Geniuses in South Africa. She probably that since she was wearing pearls that she looked like a lady. We'll let her believe that.
Mariah Carey hosted a Niche Media party last night in Aspen, Colorado. I'm not sure what she's wearing and I'm not sure how to comment on it. It looks like she cut up a puffy jacket and made a shrug out of it. She also stole that Rolling Stones bedazzled top from a 12-year-old. Oh Mariah.......you are the true queen H.A.M.
Mariah Carey took some kind of extra-large coat contraption and made it into a hoody. She covered up her fat head as she left her mother's store in Aspen. She needs to pull that sweater a few more inches down to cover up that hippo of hers. God, I'm mean. It's Christmas! Ok, Mimi is a gorgeous human being with a beautiful soul.
"I like to get out of the hot tub and roll in the snow. It's a tradition for us to have Santa Claus-looking bikinis, jump in the hot tub, and roll in the fresh snow."
Mimi is officially hating on porn star, Mary Carey, and is trying to block her from trademarking her name. Mary is not only a porn star, but she's also a politician wannabe. She has run for the Governer of California. Unfortunately, she hasn't won. Mary recently put in a trademark application for her name and a few weeks later she received a letter from Mimi's lawyers threatening legal action if she didn't withdraw her application.
What a bully! Mimi needs to focus on her image situation rather than on stupid trash like this. I mean did Vanessa Williams ever sue Vanessa L. Williams? No! People have similiar names and yes Mary Carey (real name Mary Ellen Cook) changed her name to sound like Mimi, who cares.
Doesn't Mimi have bigger fish to fry? No, I'm serious...because you know homegirl loves fried fish and chips with extra tartar!
Mimi makes it so hard for me to love her! Why on Earth does she have to dress like a 4-year-old. Not even a hot 4-year-old! You know what she dresses like straight-up? A Bratz doll! I think ho browses the doll section looking for the latest styles! Here's this dumb ass in Aspen on 11/29.
UPDATE - This crap is old and from last year. Sorry y'all. Mimi's pink uggs are the gifts that keep on giving! Thanks Jack!
Mariah Carey was given two floor-length mink coats by some Russian dude as a gift. Mimi doesn’t wear fur, because she has enough blubber to keep her warm. She donated the coats to PETA. They received one coat which they will use for protest purposes, but the second coat was lost in Mongolia somewhere. A PETA spokesbitch told Page Six, “The shipping company will pay $7,500 for the lost coat, which "will buy a lot of paint!"
Please, you know Mimi kept that second coat. She loves to get naked and roll all around it while watching “Girlfriends” and eating a whole box of Sees Candies.