Brawls

Patrick Dempsey’s first wife, Rochelle Parker, is claiming in court papers that he used to rough her up during their marriage. In the documents she claims that “while we were on the set of his [1987] movie ‘Can’t Buy Me Love’ he beat me up because he wanted to see what it was like to beat a woman.”

The pair married back in 1987 when he was only 21 and she was 47. They divorced 4 years later when he apparently left her for somebody else.

After making those statements last week, Rochelle is backing off. She said the statements that were made back in 1991 were false and she was told to say those things.

Homegirl is just starting trash again. She started it back in 1991 for press and now this crap. Realize it sweetheart. By the by, Can't Buy Me Love is a hot movie.

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Stella McCartney reportedly flew into a rage after Heather Mills’ allegations that Paul McCartney hit her mother, the late Linda McCartney, Sources say that Stella flew into a cursing rage at the family home.

Stella was overheard saying, "I'll kill the bitch. “I can't believe what she's doing, I'm going to kill her. She's been a manipulative cow from day one. The cow won't be happy until she destroys all of us - and our memories of our mother.”

Despite, the tension between Paul and Heather the pair sucked it up for their daughter’s birthday. They kept their distance from each other and didn’t speak...

Heather better watch out for Stella. Bitch is pregnant and there’s nothing more terrifying than a ghetto, pregnant woman. Stella’s going to whoop Heather’s gimp-ass in between bites of brownie squares.

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Naomi Cambpell’s constant beating down of individuals may be causing her more troubles than she thinks. It may be fucking with her money. The amazon bitch is currently waiting to see she’ll ever be allowed to work in the US.

She was arrested on Wednesday for supposedly beating down her female drug therapist. She was set to return to the NYC this weekend, but those plans have been put on hold. Her attorney fears that this latest incident may cause problems with her Visa. She is due to appear in a London court this December.

Her attorney said, "(What has happened) has taken its toll on the process. It now all depends upon the embassy".

Please, bitch will pay her way in. The system only applies to people that don’t have money or celebrity. Bitch will be ok, unfortunately.

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Michael J. Fox spoke with Katie Couric last night about Rush Limbaugh’s comments that he was faking his condition during a commercial for Claire McCaskill. He also responded to the allegations that he was off his medication so that his condition appeared worse. He denied this and said that he was overly medicated. Rush later apologized for his comment.

Michael said that he only did the ads to further his cause and that he’s not into politics. He supports candidates that support his focus, stem-cell research.

He responded about Limbaugh’s allegations, "He used the word victim, and on another occasion I heard he used the word pitiable. You have to understand, nobody in this situation wants pity. … I'm not a victim. I'm someone who's in this situation … along with millions of other Americans."

"It's not pretty when it gets bad. I've learned to throw vanity out the window. I've had enough years of people thinking I was pretty and teenage girls hanging my picture on walls. I'm over that now."

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Dlisted reader, Timothy, attended the MTV U Woodie Awards last night. I’m not sure what that is, but I’ll take it. He witnessed some strange interaction between Elijah Wood and Jared Leto. Here’s what went down:

Last night I went to the MTV U Woodie Awards ( what the fuck are those right?) and luckily I scored a spot in one of the "common folk" pens right near the celebrity tables. So the entire night I am ten feet from Elijah Wood, who is cuter than expected, shorter than expected and smokes a lot (yeah they let the celebrities smoke at their tables....fuckers) Anyway also in attendance was Jared Leto with his stupid band 30 Seconds to Mars. The show went as expected bands played, bands I never heard of won awards etc. As the show was winding down and TV on the Radio was performing Jared Leto was working the tables, saying hey.

He then comes over to Elijah's table. I’m like "Oh my god they are totes gonna make out". Jared puts his arm on the hobbits back and starts whispering stuff in his ear and and occasionally pulling back to look him in the face. Jared then walks away and Elijah turns to his date for the evening friends and says something. Well something about this must have pissed Jared off because he comes running back to the table, grabs Elijah by the neck and starts screaming at him. All I could catch was Jared calling him a "fucking asshole". He then shoves Elijah and storms off. Bodyguards come up and Elijah assures everyone he's fine. But MAD drama. Any speculations? Maybe its about them both tappin' the firecrotch.

Hmm…well I speculate 1 our of these 3 things are the cause for this kind of mad dash to squash the midget.

1) Jordan left his lucky panties at Elijah’s house and wants them like really bad. Elijah wants to sell them on eBay.
2) Elijah stole Jared’s role in the remake to Leprechaun
3) Elijah gave Jared vaginal warts

Naomi Campbell just can't keep her fists to herself. She was arrested again in London today after a woman filed a report claiming Naomi beat her ass. The woman said the assault took place at a residence in London.

Police will not confirm whether it is Naomi or not. They said, "Officers attended the address. A women aged 36 was arrested at approximately 1.20 p.m. for an alleged assault and taken to a central London police station."

Naomi is also involved in an assault case on this side of the Atlantic and methinks they should put that dog down for good. It still boggles me how these women just take it? One day Naomi is going to mess with the wrong ghetto bitch. Seriously, I want one of those chicks just to take her down. Is Shanna Moakler looking for a job?

UPDATE - The Sun is reporting that the woman is Naomi's drug therapist. Did they mean "drug dealer"?

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