Brawls

Last night on "Keeping Up with the Biggest Skanks in America," we saw a different side of Kim Kardashian. I'm so used to seeing her trying to be the sex kitten and sticking her ass out. There's other sides to her! I know, weird. It was a KKK fight last night over a stupid ass Bentley. You see, Kim has worked really hard to get a Bentley, something she's wanted since she was 12. Oh and by "worked really hard" I mean she sucked dick on camera.

Anyway, Kim's sisters accompanied her to pick up the new car at some car joint. It was taking forever for it to be ready, so Khloe (the scary man one) started bitching out the car dude which embarrassed Kim. This led to Kim telling Khloe that she was trying to her ruin her moment and then she called her a "jealous psycho bitch." I would've called her a "scary man dude," but whatever works.

Khloe and Kourtney take off leaving Kim to wait for her beloved Bentley. Kim meets up with them later, but all is not forgotten. Khloe slammed the door on big ass Kim. Kim retaliated by beating Khloe with her purse and socking her.

Seriously! These dumb sluts don't know how to fight! My sister and I used to leave blood. If you don't leave blood, it's not a good fight. And why the hell didn't Khloe just blow on Kim? Khloe is built like the fucking Incredible Hulk. She could easily just flick Kim and her big ass would go flying through the night.

I was hoping that last night's Rock of Love 2 Reunion would be a massive herpes flare up. It was only a minor case of the crabs. There was only one cat fight and a couple of bitch matches. I wanted a major skank brawl before every commercial break!

One of the hottest moments came when Angelique and Aubry got into it. Angelique hit the whore on the head when she said, "Aubry you look like a rat on crack." Aubry fired back by saying Angelique looks like a tranny. Pot calling the kettle tranny! Aubrey looks like a tranny rat on crack. How about that?

Angelique also said she quit stripping, but I'm sure that means she's doing porn full-time now.

The show also reunited Bret with that old hag Ambre. It was kind of gross watching them fake snuggle. It's like walking in our daddy doing your mommy from the back. It's totally uncomfortable and not something you ever need to see in life.

The other hot moment came when Heather beat down the plastic muppet. I posted the clip last week, but here it is again! Daisy's weave makes Brit Brit's look like gorgeous Lady Godiva hair.

50 Cent decided he needed to respond to Alicia Keys' comments in Blender Magazine about Gangsta rap being "a ploy to convince black people to kill each other." Alicia released a statement saying her comments were "misrepresented" and that she isn't a "conspiracy theorist" or "a racist."

50 still isn't buying it. He told The Showbuzz:

"I don't like Alicia Keys no more though … the same reason why I said that I don't like Oprah Winfrey. I'm prejudice(d). I don't like people who don't like me. If you don't like the content that I write because of my experiences; I am being who I am when I am writing it. I fall into that 'label' as far as you considering artists creating 'Gangsta music,' we fall into that.

If she don't like that, (then) I don't like that classical music shit she be doing. At some point she's playing some shit that don't relate to me. We listen to it and try to figure out why people actually enjoy it. I am trying to enjoy it. That statement changes my perception of Alicia Keys totally. But the magazine is standing behind it, which means they probably have a tape of her in conversation saying it. It's just not really a bright comment anyway."

These three homos, including Oprah, need to patch this up with a bottle of poppers and a "Too Close For Comfort" marathon. Seriously, that show's third season needs to come out on DVD already. Monroe Ficus brings people together. They should send his ass to Iraq.

When I read 50's statement, I couldn't help but picture his chichis pulsating with his words.

Everyone's favorite maybe newlyweds, Beyonce and Jay-Z, are already fighting. Yup, that's what marriage does to a couple. The magic is working!

The two were partying at the Hollywood Bowl where Jay-Z was playing a show. The DJ at the show decided to play their song, "Crazy in Love." Jay screamed at B, “Fuck that. Sorry Bey but fuck that - let’s play something else.” I feel the same way whenever that song starts playing on my iTunes. I tell my laptop the same thing.

Beyonce stormed off. A source said, “He meant it as a joke, but Beyonce didn’t take it that way. After he came off stage, she confronted him, demanding to know what the hell his comments had been about. She was gesturing wildly and not looking happy."

They managed to kiss and make up. Boring! I was hoping Bey called up Solange to come down with all her jewelry on to beat down on Jay-Z.

The source also said Bey and Jay were showing off "their tattooed wedding ring fingers. Both have ‘IV’ - the date of their wedding’ - inked on."

Maybe they haven't confirmed their marriage, because Jay knows the curse. He's waiting to see if they last the month or not.

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My dreams have come true! Here's a little preview from the Rock of Love 2 reunion of the hottest bitch on earth, Heather, beating down on the stripper muppet.

The reunion airs this Sunday on Vh1. I will have to skip church to watch it, but this is a must-see!

Thanks dmlyden

Amy Wino's Blaaake has already ODed in prison and now it's claimed that he's gotten his ass kicked. Sounds like he's having the vacation of a lifetime. The News of the World reports that a group of fellow inmates jumped his ass, because they thought he had heroin on him. Blaaake is now showing off a huge black eye. A source said that Blaaake has been busted for heroin a few times while in prison, so the inmates figured he was carrying something.

The source went on to say, "There have been lots of threats and for a long time he just kept himself confined to his cell—he'll be staying there a lot more now."

Now Wino and Blaaake have matching busted faces! Blaaake was just being nice and didn't want Wino to feel like she was alone in the falling face department. If his face is all black and blue, I can imagine what his asshole looks like.

The NOTW also claim that despite statements from her people that she's not going into rehab, Wino is going to fly to Malibu to check into Promises. More like Promises Broken.

"Amy knows she's on the fast track to ruin with the way her life's going. She's even been blasted by the United Nations for setting a bad example! With her husband Blake in choky, it's hardly a shock that she's hiding behind the crack cocaine and heroin. She's still a young woman living her life with the unique pressure of massive fame and she obviously can't handle it—just look at the self-harming. This is her chance to make a serious attempt at stopping the rot before it goes too far.?

"No one wants her to end up the way of JANIS JOPLIN."

Uh....huh.... The source needs to say choky again! I like that word.

A talent booker on Wendy Williams' radio show filed papers with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission claiming Wendy's husband tried to have sex with her several times. 27-year-old Nicole Spence also claims Wendy's husband, Kevin Hunter, also regularly beat the fuck out of Wendy. Beating Wendy Williams? That's an oxymoron.

Nicole says in the complaint, "Mr. Hunter repeatedly sexually propositioned me at work in the most crude and vulgar ways, telling me over and over that he wanted to 'fuck' me. I also feared Mr. Hunter because he repeatedly physically assaulted Ms. Williams at or near the WBLS studio. In one instance, Mr. Hunter stormed into the studio, demanded that other employees leave and openly physically abused Ms. Williams, pinning her against the wall with his hand around her neck, choking her while repeatedly pounding his fist into the wall directly by her head."

Wendy told the New York Post yesterday, "Her allegations are totally false. This bitch is out of her mind."

Wendy's getting her ass kicked? Wendy could rip off a bitch's head in just one swipe.

I don't know what to believe, but I do know that Wendy gets crazy with her staff. Have you heard the way she talks to them on air? I'm surprised one of them hasn't said to her live on air, "I QUIT THIS BITCH!"

Wendy is also not talking about this shit on her show today.

Jennifer Aniston must be behind the bruise on Courtney Cox's arm. She caught her watching "Gia" for the 100th time. Courtney can't help it. Gia is a really hot movie. Angelina Jolie before she got annoying, the chick from "Lost" and the hot bitch from "Models Inc" in one movie! What more could you want?

Here's Courtney strolling around town. At first I thought it was Demi Moore. Well, if Demi Moore lost her looks.

The video above is loud and there's screaming in it, so I'm warning you. If you play it and your co-workers call 911, because they think you are being murdered then that's on you. Anyway, bat-faced Nicole Kidman's bodyguard went batshit crazy on a paparazzi photographer and started beating his French ass. It seriously sounds like the bodyguard is choking Frenchie Homer-Simpson-style.

Nicole was in the car in front of them. She probably sat there smiling. Not because she was happy about it, but because she can't move her face!

Visit Flynet to see pics of the pap's face. He seriously got beat down hard!

This an amazingly awesome tranny fight from TMZ. It all starts when this one tranny is talking to the camera about how they couldn't get into the club, but that's ok, because she's going to be the most famous person ever or something like that. She goes on and on and then all of a sudden her friend yanks her weave for basically no reason. They start going at it for a half a block until the popo had to step in and ruin the fun.

Somebody needs to parachute these bitches into the "Flavor of Love" house now. That show needs help and these two hot bitches are the ones to do it.