Sharon Stone

 

It's nice to see Sharon Stone not wearing a dead fox, dog, rabbit, chewbacca or bigfoot on her body. However, when she's not glammed up she looks like a crazy person.

 

She looks like this crazy, possibly homeless lady that stands inside my bank ATM vestibule. She opens the door for people, so they don't have to ruffle through their wallet to get out their ATM card to open the door. She then basically demands you give her a dollar upon leaving and if you don't she goes "UGH" really loud. I give her a dollar just because I don't want her "UGH" juices all over my face. Sharon looks like that woman.

 

Here's Shar and some bearded friend going to lunch yesterday in Los Angeles. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cruella de Vil must be Sharon Stone's fashion inspiration. Sharon wears fur to almost every event she goes to. Bitch probably has a slaughter house in her backyard.  

 

I can picture her standing naked in front of the mirror with all her furs and saying, " I live for fur. I worship fur. "

 

I do like that periwinkle one. What the hell kind of animal is periwinkle? A Fraggle? 

 

Here's Sharon at an Amfar event in Dubai.  

 

 

 

 

 

Sharon Stone has been wearing so much fur lately that she's practically become a dirty ass animal. Flea dip and spay her ass. Bitch is looking beat.

 

Here she is at that Scandinavian Style shit last night.  

 

 

 

 

 

I completely forgot Sharon Stone had kids until I was reminded by seeing these pictures. I just figured she was a globetrotting, camel toe flashin', dead animal wearing kind of woman of the world.

 

Here's Shar with her two little kiddies, Laird and Quinn, outside of her NYC hotel today. Shar's pepaw was also with them. Yes, her grandfather! That must make him like 200 years old at least!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sharon Stone has a hot body for a 49-year-old. Shit, she has a hot body for a 25-year-old. She continues to make strange fashion choices though. I'm all for bell bottom jumpsuits, but cover up the camel! There's children around.

 

This is Sharon at an event for the Make-A-Wish-Foundation last night in Miami. 

 

 

 

 

 

It looks like whatever wild animal was attacking Sharon Stone got away. Either that or Sharon realized she was wearing around 100-pounds of dead and decided to change. Here's Sharon at the second part of the amfAR Against AIDS benefit in Rome last night. Is that a baby bump, I see? Alert the media! Frigid old bitch is knocked up! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That thing is HIDEOUS! The blanket-coat-thing, not Sharon Stone. It's so offensive, but why do I want to nuzzle all around it? You can't tell me it's faux either, because she's at a Fendi event. Poor animals gave their life to be worn by that tired old vagina! I'd still drape my naked body all over it. The fur not the vag.

 

Here's Sharon at an AmFar event in Rome tonight co-hosted by Fendi. 

 

 

 

 

 

Sharon Stone is actually really surprised to see the photographers in that picture above. You just can't tell, because woman is botoxed to hell. Face abuse! That thing looks like it was pulled, prodded and stamped. Poor face. Sharon isn't being nice to it.

 

That dress is all sorts of hideous. It looks like her vagina blew a tsunami of menstrual fluid all over her perfectly white dress.

 

Here's Shar at a Christian Dior party in Paris tonight.  

 

 

 

 

 

Sharon Stone actually looks amazing in the body for being almost 50. She's pretty hot in the front, but ack! I never liked looking at cottage cheese. I prefer mine with canned peaches. Sharon showed off hers without peaches while lounging on Roberto Cavalli's yacht in Cannes.

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

Oh Sharon! Oh Melanie! Didn't anyone tell you that grannies should not play dress-up with their grandkid's clothes?! That's what it exactly looks like. They are a mess! In all fairness, the theme was "Prom" for the Charity of Hope benefit held last night in Studio City, CA.

 

Sharon followed the theme, but what the hell is Melanie wearing. Nobody wore that to their prom unless there were proms in the 1920s! That's probably when she went to the prom, so it makes sense.

 

God bless Melanie, she needs to stay away from the botox needle.