Peta compiled their list of the Worst Dressed Celebrities of 2008, but they failed to mention Cruella Stone! Sharon basically wears fur every time she's out. She must be sucking some major Peta dick, because I don't understand. Peta did however target Aretha Franklin. They better not mess with the queen. She's going to turn into a real bear and go on the attack.
Here's how the rest of the list looked:
Marilyn Manson: "Always draped in leather from head to toe, Manson has enough skeletons in his closet to fill a pet cemetery. As if wearing dead animals isn't foul enough, Manson says that he wears his cow-skin pants 24/7, only peeling the smelly things off to have sex. That alone should be enough to tarnish leather's dated sex appeal. Manson may just be the shock-rocker's stage name, but his wardrobe is a real-life tale of blood and guts."
Eva LongWHORIA: "Eva Longoria is short on compassion. In her trashy furs, she looks like the street walker of Wisteria Lane. Eva is one "desperate housewife" who needs a quickie divorce—from her stylist."
Lindsay Lohan: "I Know Who Killed Me isn't just the title of Lindsay Lohan's last bomb—it's also the cry of the animals snuffed out so that this "mean girl" can pose in their pelts. Lindsay, there's no road to recovery for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you can look skanky."
Kate Moss: "Nothing completes the transition from supermodel to super-tramp like a fur coat. If Kate could see clearly through those bleary eyes, maybe she'd clear her closet of those furs."
Kylie Minogue: "What does Kylie Minogue have in common with her python purse? They are both cold-blooded. Come on, Kylie—it's not cool to clutch onto an accessory made by nailing snakes to trees and skinning them alive."
Again, where the hell is Sharon! As the wise Khia would say, Something in the milk ain't clean!
I'm calling this "HGTV hair," because almost every fucking host on a home decorating show has had hair like this at one point. It's like they all go to the same stylist. Candace Olsen, Paige Davis, Joan Steffend and Karen McAloon all have had this hair. Yeah, I watch a lot of home decorating shows. When it's late at night, I'm drunk and there's nothing on HSN, I turn to HGTV.
Anyway, here's Sharon with total HGTV hair at the premiere of "The Year Of Getting To Know Us" at Sundance yesterday. Hey! At least she's not wearing fur this time. She's getting her animal style in with those fucked up raccoon eyes.
Sharon Stone is sick of the girly men she's been dating lately that she thinks she might as well go fish. She said she would rather have a masculine lady than a girly man.
She said, "Everybody is bisexual to an extent. Now men act like women and it is difficult to have a relationship because I like men in that old-fashioned way. I like masculinity and, in truth, only women do that now. If you go on a date with a woman they call and say, 'I'm going to pick you up at seven.' They take you somewhere great and you can dress like a chick."
I think I've found Chastity Bono's new lover. Sharon is already looking the part. She attended the Glamour event last night looking like a butch lesbian that was forced to wear a dress. A fugly dress at that.