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Clay Aiken and Tori Spelling made fun of the whole Kelly Ripa thing at last night's American Music Awards. Kelly's pissed! Hahaha...dumb ass ho.

Kelly Ripa called into The View today to discuss the Clay Aiken incident. Rosie O'Donnell said that she felt Kelly's remark about "having kids and not wanting them to get sick" by Clay touching her was very homophobic. Kelly told Rosie that she was disappointed that Rosie would think that and it had nothing to do with his sexual preferences. Kelly said the flu is going around. Nice try. They went at it for a while with Kelly saying that she's never asked Clay anything about his sexuality.

Rosie ended the show by saying "Clay, I have kids and you can touch me anywhere you want."

Not the mental image I needed.

I must say that Kelly needs to shut it already. She's making it worse and did Rosie just out Clay?

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Ricky Martin is a bigger fruitcake than the one your aunt would make at Christmas, but he's still hot. There was a moment when he was too goofy for me, but I'm back on board. He's probably a power bottom, though. Anyway, here he is at a store signing in Madrid.

BWE has this clip from last night's premiere of "Show Me the Money." It's one of those "Deal or No Deal" game shows, but with many more rules and much more complicated. I caught a few minutes of it and I'm glad I did. I was able to see William Shatner try to keep it together when this extreme homosexual broke out into the gay dance of the Gods.

The Advocate sat down with Terminator star, Kristianna Loken and she sort of revealed that she's involved with her BloodRayne co-star, Michelle Rodriguez. At first she refused to talk about Michelle and then she sort of opens up.

Advocate: What about all the stuff that was said about you and Michelle on the shoot?
Kristianna: [Laughs, then takes a deep breath] There is the $64,000 question. Um…I don’t even know how to answer that.

Advocate: It seems like you both had a lot of fun partying.
Kristianna: Uh-huh

Advocate: OK, your silence says volumes. [Both laugh]
Kristianna: Just look upstairs, ok?

Advocate: Ooh, OK. You don’t want me to print that?
Kristianna: You can print it. [Laughs again] The very hot housekeeper. No, just joking.

They make a hot couple. I'm waiting patiently until Michelle beats down Kristianna, because you know she rolls like that. Kristianna is way hotter, but I'm into it. Michelle probably eats coochie like a champ.

The world revealed the new James Bond at tonight's Casino Royale premiere in London. Daniel Craig and his fug face showed up. All I want to know is if the stick is big. He should've shown up with a bag over his head and his pants around his ankles. I mean really, talk about selfish! The English glitterati or something were out in full force.

Daniel brought his beautiful girlfriend! Eva Green, the newest Bond girl, showed up looking like an Eastern European, tranny madam.

Chris Cornell, who sings the painful theme song and his wife showed up in the midst of death threats. Shirley Bassey showed the young hoes how it's really done. Elton John and David Furnish got even gayer, as if that's possible.

Two dykes at a L'Oreal events on 11/9

Eva LongWHORIA is not doing a lesbian flick with Beyonce Knowles and directed by Sofia Coppola. It was reported that at a L’Oreal event last week, Beyonce and Eva both commented that they were starring together in the film version of the lesbian love story “Tipping the Velvet.” Beyonce and Eva claim they never made those statements and have no idea what anybody is talking about.

Eva said, "Believe me, I would love to work with Beyonce one day. She's so talented. But this is definitely not something we are doing together. It's completely and absolutely not true."

"What makes me crazy is that there are quotes out there, quotes from me saying it's true. But in fact it's not true. And (there are) quotes of Beyonce saying it's about time we had a female Brokeback Mountain. And we're like, we never said that."

Attorneys are trying to find the original source. Beyonce confirms it isn’t true. Her spokeswhore said, “This is not happening. Beyonce will never work with that trash." Ok, he didn't say that...he just said that it's not true..blah..blah..blah...

I knew this was too bad (yes, bad) to be true. I mean part of me knows that the silver screen would be ruined for all-time if this happened and part of me really wants to see Eva’s bony hands running through Beyonce’s wig.

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I know some people have a problem with black women wearing blonde wigs, but I don't as long as it's done right. Eve does it right. That shit matches her skin tone and it looks almost natural. Ho looks hot. I give a lot of grief to chicks that wear nasty wigs, so I thought I'd show the right way to do it. Anyway, here's Eve with that fruitcake Lance Bass at a CosmoGirl event in NYC today. Girlfriend (Lance) needs to calm down on the tweezing and mascara.

on meeting Lance Bass:

"We went at each other like two dogs that hadn't been fed in weeks."

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Matthew McConagay is a dumb ass, lying bitch. He claims that he once turned down a threesome with two sisters, because it’s bad karma.

He said, "Two sisters once offered themselves to me. But they weren't single and one wanted to get away from her husband. I don't jive with that. You don't sleep with someone's lady if they're married because it will return and bite you in the ass."

He failed to mention that they also had vaginas which was totally a turn-off.

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