Gay
Wednesday, April 18th 2007
It's Kerrick Ross!
This is the dude that claims to have had a gay affair with Larry Birkhead in 2000. I talked about it earlier . Thanks to Dlisted reader T for alerting me to his Friendster page. Unfortunately, it doesn't say much like how big Larry's package is. You know, the important stuff.
Not bad. Too bad he didn't stay with Larry. They'd make a beautiful couple.
Wednesday, April 18th 2007
Larry Birkhead's Gay Lover Tells All!!!!
The National Enquirer is reporting that Larry Birkhead has a former gay lover and he's telling all! Juicy. Kerrick Ross, a male model from Kentucky, claims that the two had a torrid two-month affair.
Kerrick says, "He apparently had sex with Anna Nicole and fathered her baby, but there is no question: He also had sex with me! We were together for about two months and had sex eight to 10 times, always at my apartment. He often spent the whole night with me."
This all went down in 2000 when they met a cocktail party. Kerrick says Larry asked him to keep it on the down low. He says that Larry considered himself bi-sexual.
Larry's lawyers are apparently already working on squashing these rumors.
Who the hell would have sex with someone named Kerrick?! Who names their child Kerrick? His mom was probably drunk and wanted to name him Derrick, but accidentially wrote Kerrick.
Back on point, I do get the gay vibe from Larry, but it's the frosted tips that do it. This story is almost good as the MAMA JE'E story. Almost.
Tuesday, April 17th 2007
Now She's Going Through the Girls
Lindsay HOhan has pretty much screwed every dude on this planet, so it's no surprise that she's hitting the female set now. A former publicist named Jonathan Jaxson said on his blog that Hohan is allegedly getting down with DJ Samantha Ronson.
"Lindsay actually has always been quite open. Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF (best friend forever) Samantha Ronson.
Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn't deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan."
It wouldn't surprise me. I mean Samantha is basically a dude without the dick and a little plastic can figure out that problem. I've always figured Hohan wasn't strictly dickly.
Monday, April 16th 2007
Lance Armstrong's New Girl
Since David Arquette is having marriage issues with Courtney Cox Arquette...he's gone to where all the wayward boys go...Lance Armstrong! They look all sorts of effed up.
That skull sweater might as well say "I AM A DOUCHE."
Monday, April 16th 2007
The Only Reason to Watch The Tudors
I tried to get into Showtime's "The Tudors", but I just couldn't. That hell is boring. The only reason I passed history in high school was because I jacked off my teacher with a tube of toothpaste. Ok, no I didn't do that, but he did keep toothpaste in his desk, because he used it instead of mints. Cheap bastard.
Anyway, the only reason to watch this show is for some hot sex and naked men. Above is a little compilation of the greatest sex moments.
Thanks TBLE
Monday, April 16th 2007
The Return of Menudo
Auditions began this Saturday in Miami for a new MTV-reality show that will create a new Menudo. The Latin boy-band is where Ricky Martin got his start. They were huge in the 80s and 90s and constantly changed their members when their asses got too old.
Music manager Johnny Wright, a judge on the show, said, "We're going to make it a little different than it was before. The beat is going to be the beats of the street now _ club, hip-hop and rock. It's not going to be something that's pigeonholed."
7 boys will be picked for the series "The Road to Menudo" which starts airing next month on MTV Tr3s.
They need to wear the same outfits, because those boys knew how to dress. I'm sure Ricky Martin will somehow be involved. He'll want to "coach" the boys from their dressing rooms. I'm joking! Ricky likes his men, grown.
Sunday, April 15th 2007
Loni Anderson is Perfect
This is the last GLAAD post, I promise! I just wanted to talk about what a hotassbitch Loni Anderson is. Look at her ass. This woman is gold and she's like 90 or something. Okay, she's 61, but DAMN! Those 20-year-old Hollywood hos wish they looked like that. Besides Loni's hot ass, there were some honorable mentions.
Kate Walsh from Grey's Anatomy looked like a retarded Lily Allen. Katherine Heigl, the Ugly Betty lovelies, Teri Snatcher's fug daughter from Desperate Housewives and Eva Mendes were also there. But Loni seriously took the cake.
Sunday, April 15th 2007
GLAAD Meat or Something
The boys were out at last night's GLAAD awards but not as much as I hoped. Reichen was there to show off his new toy which isn't that shiny. His ex-homegirl, Lance Bass, was there also. God bless his homely ass.
Ben Affleck sans Jennifer Garner was there presenting some award. He's in dire need of an upper lip. Jason Lewis also proved that hotness is fleeting. What happened to his ass? Old age that's what's happening. Sad, but true.
Sunday, April 15th 2007
Tranny and the Beast
I never knew Jerry O'Connell was such a butter face until now. He should just walk around with his shirt off and a bag over his head. He also needs to stay out of the sun, because he looks like my dog's diarrhea when it gets too orange.
Rebecca Romjin Lettuce is hot, but she's channeling the tranny. It's not OK to take your work home with you Becky.
Here's these two fruitcakes at the Glaad Media awards where Becky won "Best Tranny on TV." No she didn't, but she should've.
Sunday, April 15th 2007
They Actually Make a Cute Couple
Jennifer Aniston received the "Favorite Fag Hag of America" award last night at the GLAAD media awards. Ok, actually she received the Vanguard award which is given to oldies that are barren and a gay's best friend. Ok, no...the Vanguard award is for people that spread gay awareness. How does she do that? I don't know, but ok.
Jake Gyllenhaal awarded Jen with her award and actually looked straight for a quick minute. He even pretended to check out her rack, but I'm guessing he was trying to figure out who she was wearing.
Nevertheless, they are the cuteness.
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