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This video of a gay exorcism of a 16-year-old boy has been making the rounds for a couple of weeks, but I saw it for the first time yesterday on the news. It's all sorts of fucked up. The Manifested Glory Ministries Church of Bridgeport, Connecticut posted the 20-minute long video on YouTube, but quickly yanked it off after it created a ton of controversy (go fucking figure).

In the video, the kid is seen writhing on the floor as the pastor summons the "gay demon" out of him by shouting shit like, “Rip it from his throat! Come on, you homosexual demon! You homosexual spirit, we call you out right now! Loose your grip, Lucifer! Come out of his belly...It's in the belly - push.”

It's kind of ironic that bitches have shouted the same shit at me during homosexual exercises.

Do these crazies really think they are going to get the "gay demon" out by shouting that dark-sided stuff at it? Stupid fucks! They have to tell it that it looks hot in skinny jeans. They have to bring it the AbFab box set. Woo it a little. But seriously....

They need to leave that kid alone and try to drive the gayness out of my body instead! Come at me, bitches! We'd be there for days, weeks, months, years. Trust me, it's not going anywhere. They would probably drop dead from exhaustion or hunger while I just sit there shaking my head while saying, "Nope." Saying shit like "Rip it from his throat," will only make me crave ze cock even more. They'd probably throw up their arms and finally say, "Fuckit. Let's go get Sex on the Beaches at the local gay bar." That is a battle they will lose.

Source: LA Times (Thanks Kevin)

St. Angie was on Mah Boo 360 last night, but her appearance was overshadowed by a much more important, relevant and beautiful creature: RICHARD SIMMONS! Of course, the first thing The Silver Fox asked Richard is if he bedazzled his tank-top. You know Mah Boo has a tank like that, but his is not as sparkly so he wanted to know Richard's secret! The truth is, Richard's secret is that he just farts and out comes the crystals! A natural bedazzler in his butt!

This whole clip is so glittery and shiny that you'll walk away looking like Richard farted all over you! Mah Boo probably put duct tape over his precious nipples before Richard came out, because he knew that they would not stop screeching while in the presence of such an icon!

And I need to have a little conversation with Mah Boo about Lady CaCa. He didn't mean it when he said he "liked" her. I'm sure of it. I will convince him while bedazzling his silvah peen with my no-no.

Ricky Martin hasn't been shimmying his glitter maker in the spotlight for a while, because he's been too busy raising his matching twin babeh boys. But Ricky took some time out from mopping up baby barf to speak (EXCLUSIVO!) to Spanish-language magazine TV Aqui about stuff.

The magazine didn't come out and ask Ricky if likes sausage in his butt taco, but they did ask if anybody had his heart at the moment. Ricky said that his "his heart could belong to a woman or a man."

Yeah, this is Gayken and Glamberace shocking. I just hope that if Ricky Martin ever decides to officially "come out" on the cover of a magazine, he does it on a Spanish-language one. I can already envision the really hot words they would use on the cover: ESCANDALO! EXCLUSIVO! LA VERGA! I will get that headline tattooed on my ass cheek.

VIA Queerty

Katie and Peter have only been split up for a few weeks and she already has a new main extra-spicy unicorn at her side. How quickly they forget about the gay who wasn't afraid to tell you that those heels made your ankles look fat or how they cried beside you while watching Steel Magnolias. The fucking audacity.

Katie's new purse holder is model Anthony Lowther. The two have been running around all over Ibiza this week. They have been seen kissing at clubs, but I think Anthony was just trying to fix Katie's lipstick.

These two are so close that they are even sharing each other's clothes! Although, Katie should think twice about that, because Anthony's chesticles look way more delicious and succulent in that blouse than hers ever could!

Here's more of Katie and Anthony spreading the glitter in Ibiza last night and the night before. I would go into convulsions if I ever saw Anthony in those elegant crushed-velvet lucite boots! It would destroy me in the best way.

Glamberace smokes pot! SHOCKING! MIND-BOGGLING! ........And he also likes a giant peen with his morning coffee.

This is the big "NO SHIT" issue of Rolling Stone where Glamberace reveals that he's as gay as....well...as Glamberace. I mean, butterflies flutter into his peen hole! I'm gayer than a Rooty Tooty breakfast and butterflies don't fly into my peen hole! And why is that snake having a conversation with Glamberace's magic stick? Or is it trying to get a piece?

So Glamberace says that he decided to wait to come out, because he felt doing it on the cover of Rolling Stone would be "cooler." Glamberace puckered his precious lips and said, “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay. Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler.' I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit. I need to be able to explain myself in context (ed note: NO YOU DIDN'T, GURRRRL!). I’m proud of my sexuality. I embrace it. It’s just another part of me. I’m trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader."

You can thank some kind of mood-altering drug for leading the glittery unicorn to American Idol. Glamberace said he had a “psychedelic experience” at Burning Man which made him realize that Idol was the quickest way for him to be taken seriously in the music industry.

He didn't want to declare his gayness while competing on Idol, because he wanted the focus to remain on his talent and not the fact that he likes dick. Glammy added, "I'm an entertainer, and who I am and what I do in my personal life is a separate thing. it shouldn't matter. Except it does. It's really confusing."

And there you go. Glamberace is gay. The world keeps spinning. Well, not my world, because I'm still kind of upset that butterflies don't fly into my no-no. Maybe I need to drizzle a little hummingbird juice on it?

The Governor of New Hampshire signed a bill tonight making it legal for same-sex couples to handcuff themselves to each other. Just like everyone else! New Hampshire is now the 6th state in the country that allows gays and gayelles to get married!!! And on Anderson Cooper's birthday nonetheless! I just thought I'd add that since every time a state legalizes gay marriage, I automatically think of Mah Boo whisking me off to that state to make an honest homo out of me. We'll have a Lolita-themed wedding in New Hampshire. Those heart-shaped sunglasses will look extra precious on him.

And now my eyes are on you, New York. Once you snap your fingers and make it happen, the most beautiful wedding the world has ever seen can finally take place. I've already got my flower girl outfit ready. It's made out of flannel, Bugle Boy khakis, faux red fern leaves and ginger weave hair.

Source: The New York Times

Glamberace's partner in peen is trying to kill us with his *fierceness*!!! Sasha Fierce, go take a nap, because the real diva of the world has officially arrived and he brought his A GAME! Look at that bitch working the pap trail like he's on the catwalk of RuPaul's Drag Race! Git it, gurlfwend! Show us who farts the most glitter in that relationship.

You know, Glamberace is supposed to grace the cover of Rolling Stone's "No Fucking Duh" issue in August, but methinks his boyfriend is the one who needs to be doing all the posing for the cameras. With a face like that, he should be on every cover. If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby..... Stun. Ning.

Here's a little video of the magical unicorn leading a ferocious pixie through the mob of paps in West Hollywood last night.

I never even heard about Spectacular from Pretty Ricky before he started grinding his shit all over the internet and I doubt I'm alone. Obviously, since his music career has flat-lined, Spectacular is trying to become the premiere ass shaker of YouTube. Jessica Simpson, take note!

In his encore performance, Spectacular continues to serve up laughs and dry heaves by violating a chair. I can almost see tears streaming down that chair's leg when Spectacular starts dry humping that shit. I think I even see lipstick on him!!! CHAIR ABUSE! Seriously, what in the rent-to-own Hell is he doing to that poor chair! He's trying to make little chair babies with that thing. He's even doing ass-to-mouth with it! It did not sign up for this! We really have to start protecting our chairs, because this will never be right.

The unprotected fuckery starts at the 1:30 mark in the video below.

Pop the poppers and heat the oil, because the biggest homo fight since Gay Al vs. Star Jones is about to go down! Remember when Gayken got all cunty and said Glamberace's performance of "Ring of Fire" made his ears bleed (but his b-lips tingle)? Well, Glamberace finally let the bitch out of the bag and responded during an interview with Access Hollywood. YES! YES!

The Glittery Prince of the Unicorns said, "I don't know Clay. I'm glad he's getting headlines now though, because he wasn't before. If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him."

Note to Gayken: Glamberace didn't mean the last part LIKE THAT, so wipe the scented Vaseline off your carrot and gerbil hole.

And I hope Glamberace likes Premarin in his eyes, because the Claymates are out for the blood of a unicorn! They already have to deal with desert vagina and now THIS! It's not going to be purdy.

The Supreme Court in California voted 6-1 to NOT throw Prop 8 it in a casket and then bury it. Prop 8 lives on. Cut to trillions of gays (including this one) and gayelles making sad faces. Why do you want to make us weepy in the face, California? When a lesbian sheds a tear, a Home Depot closes its doors forever. Nobody wants that.

The only good news it that the 18,000 same-sex marriages that were performed before Prop 8 passed will remain valid.

My favorite gayelle memaw, Phyllis Lyon, quickly issued a response and said everything will be OK one day. If Phyllis says it will, then it will! A gayelle memaw doesn't lie!

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