Hot Slut of the Month

 

Please take time out from asking Jesus for forgiveness for what you did last night to vote for September's HS of the Month! Here's your choices:

 

 

Happy voting! You can cast your vote to the right. The winner will be announced on Wednesday!

 

 

Kat Von D of LA Ink smoked her competition and ran away with 37% of your votes to win August's Hot Slut of the Month! Kat will be back in January to battle it out with 11 others for the highest honor in the Universe, Hot Slut of 2007.

 

Thanks to all who voted!

 

 

 

Please take some time out from vomiting up blood to vote for August's Hot Slut of the Month! It's a motley crew this month! Here's your choices:

 

Marjorie Newlin - 87-year-old body builder

Jermaine Clement - One half of Flight of the Concords

 

Happy Voting! You can cast your vote to the right! The winner will be announced on Wednesday!

 

 

I'm not sure how this happened, but it did! Jen from Big Brother 8 has won your votes to become July's Hot Slut of the Month! She beat out Mink Stole by only 100 votes! Mink was my choice, but the public has spoken!

 

Thanks to all who voted! I'm sure Jen's days are numbered in the Big Brother house anyway! Jessica is the newest slut to watch.

 

 

 

 

Please take time out from recreating Britney Spears' "Give Me More" video outfit to vote for July's Hot Slut of the Month! I promise it won't hurt too much. You can vote to the right and your choices are:

 

Jen from BB8 - Reality star who hates pictures of herself

 

Happy Voting! The winner will be announced on Wednesday!

 

 

 

In what was the closest race since Gore and Bush, Phoebe Price barely beat out Sarah Silverman by 50 votes to take June's HS of the Month! I knew you guys loved her as much as I do. Yeah, right. Pity votes. 

 

Phoebe would probably thank you personally, but she's in the middle of a little legal matter. Her beauty will get her through it. 

 

She joins an illustrious group of Hot Sluts in the finals! She will battle out Ross Mathews ,  Alexyss K Tylor , Beth Ditto , Lisa Nowak , Nancy Pelosi and 6 others in the end!

 

Thanks to all who voted!

 

 

 

Please take time out from throwing up last night's Long Island Ice Teas to vote for June's HS Of The Month. You can vote to the right. You'll love yourself afterwards. Here's who we have:

 

Sarah Silverman - Comedienne and fellow Paris hater

Tomboy - Super Gay Superstar

Phoebe Price - The most beautiful woman in the world

Iris Chacon - The Puerto Rican Dolly Parton

 

The winner will be revealed on Thursday. Happy voting!

 

 

Ross "The Intern" Mathew is May's HS of the Month! He beat out Tinsley Mortimer, Walter Mercado, Judge Mablean and baareeeely beat out Holly Madison.

 

Thanks to all who voted!

 

UPDATE - ROSS has responded to his win! Visit his blog to watch it! He's a hot bitch.

 

 

 

 

Take a moment from googling "Paris Hilton Ass Rape Jail" to vote for May's Hot Slut of the Month. You'll feel better about yourself afterwards. You can vote to the right! Here's your candidates:

 

Tinsley Mortimer - The "thinking man's" Paris Hilton

Walter Mercado - Latino Liberace and Astrologer to the stars 

Judge Mablean - Former bad ass of Divorce Court 

Holly Madison - Hugh Hefner's main bitch and a Stepford wife through and through 

Ross Mathews - The most famous intern on Earth, well next to LC from "The Hills"