Talk Shows

Tyra Banks and her "fat ass" were nominated for Daytime Emmys this morning. Tyra received a nod for Best Talk Show Host and Best Talk Show. WTF?! She basically got a nomination for talking about herself the whole time?!

The co-hosts of The View, Rachael Ray, Dr. Phil and Ellen Degeneres join Tyra in both categories. Oprah doesn't even bother submitting herself anymore since she would win every year anyway.

The Tyra show also nominated for Best Make-Up and Hair Design. Hahahaha!

I will say that her show is pretty entertaining, because dumbass loves to relate every single conversation to herself. Her guest could be talking about how she was attacked by big foot and Tyra will say "Well, on a shoot I once had to work with a dog that sort of looked like big foot."

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Actress and comedian, Sherri Shepherd, has been guest hosting on "The View" for the past few days and sources on the show claim that Barbara Walters is very close to signing her on full-time. Sherri has a full list of TV and movie credits. Apparently, the deal is almost closed and will hopefully be announced soon.

Jossip.com reports that producers are looking to work the angle of Sherri as a single mother going through a painful divorce. Sherri has already talked about her cheating husband on the talk show.

I saw her ass this morning and instantly fell in love with her when she said "Yeah, I spank my kids and I'll spank yours if they misbehave in my house too" or something to that degree. I'm into her.

Kelly Ripa will welcome back Clay Aiken tomorrow on her show, well sort of. The same day that Clay upset Kelly by infecting her with the gay, he taped a performance that will be shown Friday. Yes, they will not reunite but sources say the two have patched things up.

Kelly and Clay have talked on the phone and now all is well with the gay and the troll. A show official said they didn't know if Kelly would bring up the incident. She probably will, because she has a hard time keeping her fat mouth shut.

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Rosie O'Donnell made a comment last week on The View about how Danny Devito's drunken episode on their show made every newspaper in the world. She said that in China the newspapers say "Ching chong ching chong Danny Devito ching chong ching."

Asian-Americans found it insulting and one group issued this statement: "The use of the distorted phrases is insulting to the Chinese and Chinese-Americans, and gives the impression that they are a group that is substandard to English-speaking people."

Rosie isn't making any apologies for it and her spokeswhore said, "I certainly hope that one day they will be able to grasp her humor."

Personally, being half Asian I don't think it's that big of a deal...but that dumb, fat, piece of trash could've at least apologized for offending a certain group of people. How would she like it if someone impersonated her in a very stereotypical way? Hm...how can one do this? I guess using the words wooden ducks, plaid flannell, eclairs, butter and muffins over and over again.

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50 Cent told Elle Magazine that Oprah has turned into a real oreo meaning she's black on the outside and white on the inside. He said that Oprah "started out with black women's views but has been catering to middle-aged white American women for so long that she's become one herself. I think the idea of being publicly noted that she's a billionaire makes [black women] interested in seeing her views. But it's even more exciting to the demographic of white American women she's been aiming at to see that she has the exact same views that they have."

Hmm...I'll stay out of this one, but hyopcrite much?

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Cameron Diaz went on Jay Leno last night and talked about her nose job in past tense. It was reported that she already had the operation for "breathing issues." She said she can't breathe out of her right nostril, because she has so much jizz stuck up there. Actually, due to accidents and such.

She said, "It's not cosmetic, it's for breathing purposes. They’re going to go in and fix the bone so the deviated septum is no longer blocked. You won't notice... it's not cosmetic."

Earlier, she told Ellen Degeneres that she won't marry Justin Timberlake. She said she's a commitment phobe. Yeah, I don't think he wants to marry her ass either.

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