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Paris Hilton called Barbara Walters yesterday to clear up some of the rumors and to also talk a lot of bullshit. Paris told Babs that she will get out in 14 days on June 25th. She also said that she wasn't eating or sleeping before and was severely depressed. She also claims she's not on anti-depressants. She told Babs that she's had some sort of spiritual awakening and when she gets out she wants to devote herself to different charities. She says she will never drink and drive again. DUH!

Paris said, "I used to act dumb it was an act and that act is no longer cute. I do not want to be that person for the young girls that looked up to me. I am 26 and it's a different time. God has given me this new chance."

She said her spiritual advisor told her, "My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that's why I was sent to jail. God has released me"

She's reading the Bible, the Wall Street Journal and the Power of Now. She said she's done with the superficial and she hasn't looked at a mirror. This can't be for real.

There's just too much for me to chew on here. A spiritual Paris Hilton?! This must be the end of the word. She's saying all this now, but I'm sure she'll be back to her old tricks once she's out. You can say almost anything when you're on the verge! I'll believe it when I see it!

If you can't see the video above of Barbara's entire rundown of the conversation click here!

Is either a giant hamburger or a hairy vagina.

Rosie O'Donnell attended the Sunday Book & Author Breakfast at a 2007 Book Expo. She was there to promote her new book titled 'Celebrity Detox.'

The book refers to her attempt at leaving her talk show in 2002, where going from "speaking to 6 million people a day to being at home and speaking to six." In the book, O'Donnell says that it asks, "if celebrity and fame are truly a drug, can one go back to drinking and sip instead of taking a slug?" Huh???

She should have just titled her book "Ten Easy Steps To Make The World Hate You" and called it a day. Is she wearing a Kabbalah bracelet??

Anyway she goes on to say "I don't know if you've heard, but I won't be back on The View. Instead I'm going to be auditioning for The Apprentice."  Damn Rosie! Get over it already!!! Now Donald will call her fat again and she'll insult him on her blog... here we go all over again. It's a vicious cycle.

 USA Today, Splash

Barbara Walters and Hasselcrack spoke out finally about "The View" brawl that went down last week. Their responses were pretty much boring. Barbara didn't seem to buy Rosie's excuse that she left the show early, because of the "split-screen."

Hasselcrack is also pretending that things between her and Rosie will be good. Think again bitch! She can't stand your ass!

Barbara Walters asked Avril Lavigne if she regretted not going to college and Avril says she didn't even finish high school. When they tell her that she could go back and finish she answer "Um.....nooo." Hahaha! Well, I guess she has no need to and she could probably just buy her high school a library or something and get her diploma that way!

This clip is long, but it's pretty effin riveting. It's from today's "The View" and is not just your regular Rosie/Hasselcrack bitch fight. This chicks get into it and I was waiting for Rosie to jump over the table and strangle Elisabeth! It's of course about politics and towards the end they are on the verge of tears. It gets pretty personal.

Elisabeth even brings up "The Trump."