Dumbasses
Tuesday, July 17th 2007
Pay Up Skanks
A tribunal ordered Sting and his troll wife, Trude Styler, to cough up $51,000 to their former chef after she won a sexual-harassment claim last May.
Jane Martin, said that she was fired after she got knocked up. She claimed Trudie became angry when she got pregnant and made her work long hours and caused a fuss when she took days off due to illness.
The panel ruled that Jane was unlawfully dismissed and ordered Sting and wifey to pay up. They still haven't coughed up the cash and said they would appeal.
What the hell is $51,000 to them?! Just pay the woman and be done with them. Trude is a straight up witch! No wonder they have tantric sex. She couldn't produce semen from a battleship. Yeah that was lame, basically she can't get her man off!
Thanks Christal
Tuesday, July 17th 2007
Shit 4 Brains
I think I just lost the 3 working brain cells I had by watching this interview with Paris Hilton's new rumored boy toy. I'm not sure how I'm writing this, because I'm still stunned at how fucking stupid this bitch is. Anyway, Paris is rumored to be dating 21-year-old t-shirt designer, Tyler Atkins from Australia. They were spotted this past weekend making-out in Malibu.
Cut to last month when Tyler gave the interview above in which he told a story about how he hooked up with a very famous girl. Tyler said, "She's like a full pill-popper ... she brought out these pills and because I was drunk I went, 'Yeah, fuck it - I'll just have one. Why not? And she gave me like four of these pills that were like Vicodin; they were like Rohypnols or something. Heavy, heavy."
"And she drugged me, this famous chick. ... I woke up in her spa bath with her and her best friend. We were in the spa bath, full-on threesome."
"I couldn't find my clothes. I got dropped down on Sunset Blvd. ... I had no minutes left on my phone, so I couldn't call anyone. Looking like a freak in girls' clothes."
Kids, this is what a boat load of drugs on a half-brain will do to you. I didn't watch the second part, because I love myself too much. The sad part is, he makes Paris look like a member of Mense.
VIA Mollygood
Thursday, July 12th 2007
They Are No Fun!
OK! Magazine apparently dropped $400,000 for the exclusive rights to the photos of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders getting down in a hot tub in Mexico. The NYDN reports that the mag only bought the pictures to keep them off the market and to keep Vanessa and Nick happy.
A source said, "There's much worse stuff than what got out there on the Internet. If Nick's fans saw it all, it would definitely change his career, because he kind of has a squeaky-clean image."
The pictures are claimed to be hardcore, but I have a question? The two were in the jacuzzi, so how hardcore could it be? I mean I saw pictures of them cuddling and him looking like he's doing her from the back, but that's hardly hardcore. Did Nick and Vanessa get all freaky and perform "out of the tub" sex stunts? Ugh...why do I even go a fuck?!
Tuesday, July 10th 2007
Osama Bin Hetfield
James Hetfield of Metallica has denied reports that officials at a U.K. airport detained and questioned him due to his "Taliban-like" beard. A British newspaper claimed that security questioned him and quickly realized he was not a terrorist, but a rock star.
James' rep denies this ever happened.
Oh please! Mel Gibson looks like a member of the Taliban. James looks more like Fred Durst than a terrorist which I think is scarier. I would love to know what the questions were. Security probably tried to decode his tattoos and shit thinking they were some secret plan.
Monday, July 9th 2007
Miss N.J. Confuses Me
Someone out there really doesn't like 22-year-old Miss New Jersey, Amy Polumbo, and they have been terrorizing her with threats of exposing pictures of her nude and boozing. The anonymous blackmailer sent in two packages containing photos taken from Amy's facebook account. The blackmailer wants her to step down as Miss N.J. or she will be exposed!
The pictures are said to contain Amy topless and partaking in a little underage boozing. Amy claims that the pictures do not show her nude or drinking underage. She said that the pageant officials are looking over the photos to see if they violate their moral clause. She would not say what goes down in the pictures, but said she had no problem posting them on her private facebook.
Ok, so if she's not topless, getting sexy with anybody or boozing...what's the problem? Just release them yourself and beat the blackmailer at their own game.
Anyone think this chick made it up herself? Has anyone looked at the runner-up! Who else would want Amy to step down? Duh!
That being said, pageant girls are fun.
Saturday, July 7th 2007
I Still Prefer Susan Lucci
Robert Zemeckis and Jim Carrey will team up to ruin "A Christmas Carol." Jim will play Scrooge in the new and 3D animination heavy remake of the Charles Dickens classic. The movie will feature both live action and computer graphics.
Robert wrote the script just for Jim which means it's going to be hella lame.
Ok, I have some casting ideas for the ghosts. It's the only way it's going to work. I think CoCo, Phoebe Price and The Hoff should play the ghosts. Harvey Price should play Tiny Tim. Then and only then would Robert and Jim have an instant success!
Susan Lucci as Ebbie in "Ebbie" is still my favorite Scrooge of all-time!
Tuesday, July 3rd 2007
Vanessa Minnillo Is Not A Mexican Hooker
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders have returned from their Mexican vacation. This is the same Mexican vacation where scandalous pictures were taken of them in the jacuzzi. Nick and Vanessa got their lawyers on various internet sites and magazines threatening that if the photos are published, they will be sued.
Nick shrugged it off and told OK! Magazine, "Where's the scandal? I was in Mexico with my girlfriend of a year, celebrating our anniversary on a private vacation. It's not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker. We've all gone out and had a few too many and done something stupid. We've all made mistakes."
So if it's not a big deal, why are they making such a big deal about it? Oh, I see how it is. I bet the pictures are going to leak on accident, they are going to cry about it while secretly making a little money under the table. It's ok, everyone does it.
And he's right Vanessa is not a Mexican hooker! A hooker yes, but not a Mexican one.
Tuesday, July 3rd 2007
The Fluffer
This story made me laugh for some reason. Heidi Fleiss is opening up a laundromat! The 24-hour coin-operated facility will be located in Pahrump, NV and have 13 washers and 14 dryers. The joint is called "Dirty Laundry."
Heidi still plans to open her all-male bordello in Nevada. The joint will be 20 miles north of her laundromat and service women for $250 an hour.
Heidi Fleiss the businesswoman! Donald Trump better watch his ass. Heidi is climbing up the Forbes 100 list.
Monday, July 2nd 2007
Cynthia Rodriguez Is Mother Of The Year
Cynthia Rodriguez is the wife of Alex Rodriguez of the NY Yankees and she's in a little bit of trouble after wearing a tank top with the words "Fuck You" scrolled on the back. Cynthia was with her 2-year-old daughter and there were also other kids around her.
One dude had to remove his 10-year-old from the area. A witness said, "I mean this kid was right in back of Cynthia - his nose must have been about 4 inches away from the words 'Fuck you.'"
Several people alerted security of the shirt, because Yankees stadium policy states that banners or anything with obscene language are now allowed. Security still didn't do anything. I guess they didn't want to throw out A-Rod's wife.
Last May, A-Rod was caught with a stripper suggesting he had cheated on his wife. I would too, she's a total bitch!
Cynthia Rodriguez is the eptiome of a classy and elegant mother. Seriously, Good Housekeeping needs her on their cover.
Britney is on the clam RIGHT NOW trying to get that "awesome and sexy" tank top.
Monday, July 2nd 2007
Dogs Don't Like Red Carpets
Sarah Michelle Gellar opened the Harrod's Summer sale in London yesterday. She posed with two shy dogs who looked like they want to be anywhere, but there. They should've bit her ass. SMG looks hot, but I'll always remember her as Kendall on All My Children. Always.
I actually don't mind the Disco shortsuit.
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