Dumbasses

Splash News has pics of Lindsay Blohan yesterday making a fashion statement in an AA chip necklace. The chip is a sort of award that represents how long you've been sober. For Blohan's to ring true, it needs to say Ninety Seconds.

In other Blohan news, she's apparently found love with Diana Ross' teenage son, Evan. He's the hotness, but Blohan is a damn maneater. Besides, I think Evan plays on my team and by my team I don't mean tired, bitter bitches..I mean fags.

American Idol loser, Katharine McPee, wants to help out Nicole Richie. Katharine recently came out about her issues with weight and her battle with bulimia. She said, “I have sympathy and compassion for her. If she wants some extra support she can always call me.”

Nicole recently checked herself into a treatment center, but only spent 72 hours in there. She apparently left, because they wouldn’t allow her to go shopping.

She has sympathy and compassion for someone that would rather buy some fugly ass clothes instead of getting their life together? Nicole is lucky that she doesn’t have to work and can take the time out to deal with this issue. Some girls don’t have that luxury and have to work or go to school while juggling their disorders. Therefore, I have no sympathy for her dumb ass. Katharine needs to go away already. Disneyland needs a new singer at their Tomorrowland Cafe.

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Shanna Moakler is having a divorce party in celebration of, you guessed it, her divorce to Travis Barker. He shot off about this new situation on his MySpace:

SOMEBODY SENT A MESSAGE AND A FLYER WAS ATTATCHED (I POSTED IT BELOW). SHANNA IS HAVING A DIVORCE PARTY FOR HERSELF IN CELEBRATION OF OUR FAILED MARRIAGE APPARENTLY….. THIS IS THE SAME WIFE THAT EMAILED ME TO TELL ME SHE WOULD BE SLEEPING WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY BED THE DAY OF OUR ANNIVERSARY 2 DAYS AGO SO THIS DOESN’T COME AS A SHOCK. AND THE SAME PERSON WHO IS MAKING "I LOVE SHANNA" SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY, IN SUPPORT OF ALL THIS AND PLAYING THE VICTIM, IT SADDENS ME PEOPLE AND EVEN BRINGS ON THE URGE TO PUKE, HOPE IT DOES YOU AS WELL. IM GONNA SAY A LONG PRAYER FOR HER, SHE NEEDS IT. THERE ISN’T A PART OF SHANNA AND I AND THE FACT OUR MARRIAGE FAILED THAT I COULD BE CELEBRATING OR HAPPY ABOUT EVEN AFTER ALL OF THIS TIME IT WAS OUR FAMILY…IT WAS ALL WE HAD……I MEAN A PARTY??? WHAT DOESN’T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER:) GOODNIGHT AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH U….STAR WARS IS ON AND THIS IS NOW IN THE PAST. HOPE SHANNA’S PARTY IS EVERYTHING SHE COULD HOPE 4.

What is wrong with these people? First of all, he needs to stop with the caps. It gives me a headache. Second of all, I'm not hating on her, because I would probably have a party too. He needs to chill. Also, why is he surprised? She's a dirty ho through and through and that's why I love her.

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Pete Doherty was in the hospital for two hours on Tuesday. Surprisingly, bitch didn’t OD. He was in the hospital, because he got Kate Moss’ ring stuck on his finger. They were fooling around at her London home when it got stuck and he had to be taken to the ER. Nurses used clippers to remove the ring.

A friend said, "Pete found it embarrassing -- and Kate found it hilarious."

I can see it now. The two were probably high as a kite taking turn doing rails when they thought it would be funny to fool around with her ring. I’m guessing that it wasn’t his finger, I’m guessing it was his prick it got stuck on. His pores spew out grease on the minute, so I'm surprised he couldn't just split it right off. These crackheads love to crack themselves up.

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Tyra Banks dressed as a fugly dude for the Halloween edition of her lame-ass talk show. She joined Chingy in performance. The two have been romantically linked and no doubt that they went home in costume and she did him in the ass. On the honest, she makes a totally passable dude. I'd hit it.

Chris Klein as a slice of idiot or Rose McGowan a Retardtini

KFed tried to turn it out at The West Hollywood Halloween Carnival, but failed to impress. Even before the music started for his first song and current single Privilege, the boos hit. Half of the crowd filled the night air with their moans of displeasure forcing KFed to vacate the stage after only one song.

One Dlisted reader said the crowd hated his ass from the beginning and it didn't cheer until his shit was offstage. He also wore a cape which added to his douchness.

Dumb bitch needs to stick to what he does best...which is...um...err....well?

Check out TMZ to see some video.

Courtney Love held a book signing yesterday in NYC for her new book Dirty Blonde: The Diaries of Courtney Love. The book chronicles her life after the death of Kurt Cobain and how she became a junkie and blah blah blah blah. Poor Courtney. Anyway, the gloves and glasses aren't working for me. I so want to read that book though. It's probably a brilliant piece of fiction.

The Hoff smelling up the red carpet at the Baywatch DVD release party on 10/30

His pits can't even take the heat! Can you imagine the strench?! It's probably a mixture of muskrat musk and Jack Daniels. Actually, I'd probably lick that shit up. Come on...you know you want!

To think that I used to think Chris Klein was the hotness. Look at him now. His cardboard costume has more brain cells than him. That's Ginnifer Goodwin with him and his fug is rubbing off on her. I don't know what is up with these celebrities and their costumes? They always wear the cheapest looking shit. Couldn't they hire some make-up artist and costume designer to fix their shit up? Not Chris though, because I don't think he even knows how to use a phone.

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