Dumbasses
Thursday, May 10th 2007
There She Goes Again!
Cameron Diaz would be a lot more attractive if she shut her lips. Seriously, the producers of Shrek 3 should've kept her off the talk show circuit. Anyway, Cameron is sick of people blaming her for being so damn gorgeous.
She said, "If a woman who's a successful actress weighs 300 pounds and has warts, nobody ever asks her, 'Do you think you made it because you're ugly?' So why should there be prejudice against someone who's had some success in films and looks a little better than average. It's all in my genes, so don't hold it against me."
She needs to fix that nose job before she goes around calling herself beautiful. Has anyone seen Cameron since last night? She was spotted with Rachel Zoe and well...Rachel does feed off of the beautiful and since Cammy is so stupidly-mind-boggling-gorgeous she'd be a prime victim for Chupa!
Source: US Weekly
Thursday, May 10th 2007
Model What?!?
Crisilla Crossland is one of Britney Spears' new dancers and she says she's seen Britney's buzz cut and claims "it looks great." Paid to say it!
She also took it a step further by lying saying, "She looks so good she should model!"
Model what?! Wal-Mart?! 7-Eleven?! Exxon?!
Crisilla also said that Brit jokingly asked them to cut their hair. They all laughed, but nobody took her up on the offer.
If it looks "so great" why doesn't she show the world. I'm sure it looks a lot better than jizz-stained wigs and hats from those tourist shops in the Caribbean.
Source: People - Image: SplashNewsOnline
Wednesday, May 9th 2007
Akon is Sorry
Akon has apologized for getting nasty with a 14-year-old girl onstage in Trinidad last month. The girl turned out to be the daughter of a preacher! Verizon has already pulled themselves as sponsors of Gwen Stefani's tour, because Akon is her opening act.
He said in a statement today, "It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met."
Ok, in his defense I'm sure he didn't know she was underage and look what this ho was wearing at the age of 14! It's her preacher daddy's fault. That being said, he still shouldn't have thrown her ass around like she was a rag doll! That shit ain't sexy.
Source: NME
Wednesday, May 9th 2007
She Didn't Write That
Parasite Hilton has issued a statement through her new attorney, Richard Hutton. Here's what that piece of trash said:
"After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.
No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."
She probably didn't even read that statement! Like she said in court "I don't read things, I just sign them." That's exactly what I think she did here. Dumb ho! Why did she say on camera that she was treated unfairly and it was an unusual punishment if she's ready to face it and why is she trying to get out of it? Bitch just needs to shut up and douche that ass, so it's nice and ready for jail!
Source: TMZ - Images: SplashNewsOnline
Wednesday, May 9th 2007
Dumb Paris Dumps Lawyer, Is Back Behind the Wheel
Parasite Hilton first blamed her pr-whore for not telling her about the drivers license situation, then she blamed the cops for always hitting on her and now it looks like she's blaming her attorney. Paris has dumped famed attorney, Howard Weitzman, and traded him in for Richard Hutton. TMZ reports that Richard is a famed DUI defense attorney. This may be her last stitch effort from getting ass raped in jail.
Paris was also snapped driving yesterday even though her drivers license is still suspended!!! Show this to that hot Judge Michael Sauer so he can add a few more years to her sentence! Isn't there a 3 strikes rule?
Source: Metro
Tuesday, May 8th 2007
Extraordinary Circumstances
TMZ contacted Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's office to get the details on this little petition going around asking for Paris Hilton to be pardoned from jail. Paris posted it on her MySpace asking for people to sign it.
Arnold's press secretary told TMZ that he would deal with Paris the same way he deals with every requests that go through his office. He went on to say that Arnold only acts under "extraordinary circumstances." When asked if Paris was one of those, his press secretary just laughed. He said that they haven't gotten the little petition yet and he doesn't think Arnold's aware of it, but he knows the office is. Somebody else in the office said that Arnold "might" have plans for Paris. Whatever, this is a joke!
There's also a few petitions going around asking for Paris TO BE SENT TO JAIL. Some even ask for her to be sent to jail for life which is pretty funny. I'll link to a few, but there's a lot out there!
Take your pick! Thanks to all who sent these to me.
Monday, May 7th 2007
As Expected
Paris Hilton's attorney filed a notice of appeal on Friday shortly after a judge sentenced her ass to 45-days in the slammer. Paris' attorney said, "I'm shocked and disappointed at the sentence by the judge. To sentence Paris Hilton to jail is uncalled for, inappropriate and ludicrous. She was singled out for who she is."
It was expected that Paris would file an appeal since she thinks she's an angel sent from heaven and can do no wrong.
Paris was also caught smoking a little herb at Coachella a couple of weeks ago. It's too bad that a joint was wasted on her.
Source: Flynet
Monday, May 7th 2007
Paris Think The Cops Pulled Her Over to "Hit On Her"
Paris Hilton is out of her mind! I think the ALLEGED crabs from her vagina have crawled into her brains and are slowly eating the one brain cell she has left. Here's what she told Bazaar in an interview for its June issue. The issue came out before she was sentenced to 45 days in the big house.
"I think I get in more trouble because of who I am. The cops do it all the time. They'll just pull me over to hit on me. It's really annoying. They're [the cops] like, 'What's your phone number? Want to go out to dinner?' "
More like they pull her over to "HIT HER." She is seriously the dumbest and most spoiled bitch on this Earth. If the cops hit on her it's because they know she's a sure thing. I doubt they ask "want to go out to dinner?" You don't need to wine and dine that piece to get some. You just need to whip it out.
Source: NY Post
Monday, May 7th 2007
Everyone's a Designer
Gisele Bundchen is no longer a Victoria's Secret angel , but that doesn't mean she's leaving the lingerie business. She is eagerly waiting for her contract with VS to end so she can get into bed with H&M.
Gisele will be the latest celebrity to design a line for the Swedish clothing chain. Madonna, Kylie Minogue and Kate Moss have all put their "skills" to the test for the retailer.
Gisele will apparently make big bucks to design a lingerie collection.
A source said, "Gisele has been in talks with H&M for a long time, but for legal issues she has to wait for her Victoria's Secret contract to end to start the project."
Design? I'm assuming they mean she's just going to pick what she likes. These hos aren't really designing this crap. They are just picking the ones they think are "cute" and put their name on it. Easy.
Source: Monsters and Critics
Sunday, May 6th 2007
I Think I'm the Only Ho in the World That Didn't See Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3 opened with the biggest opening in movie history. It brought in $148 million in one weekend. It also beat records with the highest opening day ever with $59 on its first day. Internationally the flick made $227 million. Basically, it made a boat load.
I don't want to see this trash, because I already asked somebody if Kiki Dunst dies a miserable death. Unfortunately she doesn't, so eff that!
Source: Box Office Mojo
1 min 31 sec ago
1 min 49 sec ago
1 min 57 sec ago
6 min 9 sec ago
7 min 42 sec ago
9 min 41 sec ago
18 min 21 sec ago
19 min 18 sec ago
24 min 25 sec ago
25 min 21 sec ago