Courtney Love

Coachella Brings Out the Ugly

Look at these pretty ladies! So fresh and so clean.

Courtney Love and Kimberly Stewart followed the rules of Coachella and brought on the ugly. It's not too hard for these two. They seriously look like they are about to take part in a line-up for crackhead, truck-stop hookers. Court looks used in more ways than ten.

Strange enough Tara Reid (below) looks rather normal.

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Goon Island

I think Courtney Love tried to fix her horrific "nose job." For a few weeks now Court has been walking around with a truly hideous nose. It looked something that lived on Goon Island. Anyway, her nose looked slightly better at a Men's Vogue party last night for Brett Ratner. Her schnoze is pointing to the right though.

She looks good though. Slightly worn, but good.

Here she is with Rebecca "Noxema Girl" Gayheart and Brett Ratner.

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Courtney Love

Thanks Be To Oprah

Courtney Love insists she didn't have gastric-band surgery as was reported widely yesterday . She blamed Oprah on the reason why she's lost so much weight.

"I couldn't get that surgery if I begged for it. got my inspiration from Oprah losing so much weight on Slim-Fast." Oprah lost weight from Slim-Fast? I thought homegirl changed her life with diet and working out and all. LIARS!

Courtney also said that she knows who's going to play her in the Kurt & Courtney movie, "but cannot say. Very high-end and very A-list."

Let's see.....does Courtney consider herself A-list, because she probably wants to play herself. If not her than maybe Dannielynn Hope?

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Courtney Love • Oprah

Of Course It Wasn't Just Diet!

Courtney Love won't admit that she had some plastic surgery to drop the fat. She insists that it was all diet and exercise. Like anybody believed that.

A friend of Court's said that she's telling people close to her a different story. "She's telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won't be able to make out with anyone because of her breath."

Her rep denies of all this and insists it's all diet.

OF COURSE this ho had surgery. Even Stevie Wonder can see that! There's nothing wrong with it, but really she should cover up the dirty work until she's smoothed it out.

Source: Page Six

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Courtney Love • Plastic Surgery

Which One Would You Hit?

Courtney Love and her 10-roll tummy or the Firefighter arrested in a bikini?

Hahaha...while Courtney terrorized tourists in Hawaii, Steven S. Cole was arrested at Heritage Oak Park in Ohio for drunken driving, having an open container, public indecency and disorderly conduct. Yup, he wore a blonde wig and a bikini during his park adventure.

So who would you rather hit?

Click here to read the entire firefighter story

Thanks Clint & Mr. Innit

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Courtney Love is Skinny

Flynet has pictures of Courtney Love looking very skinny in Hawaii. It seems like she was a bloated whale only weeks ago. Apparently, she lost nearl 45lbs in a crack, I mean CRASH diet.

A source said, "She started losing weight in December when she began drinking diet shakes and sticking to a strict healthy eating regime. She's feeling like a different person. Her goal is to lose 55 pounds altogether"

She wears a lot of damn jewelry on the beach. There's pictures of Court in a bikini and this is a much better look for her. She doesn't have a bikini bod. I don't want to see that prune all out in the open.

Source: US Weekly

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Courtney Love

He Probably Got a Bad Taste in His Mouth

Bruce Willis and Courtney Love were seen making out on March 19th at The Roxy in Los Angeles.

Witnesses say that they were fully making out, but the love affair quickly ended. Both went their seperate ways. Court's rep said she was just giving Bruce a "quick hello."

I wonder if he effed her in the nostrils. She looks like it. If you run into Courtney, please break her nose, forcing her to fix it.

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Courtney Love

We Already Know She Doesn't Pay Her Bills

Courtney Love is being sued by Beau Monde International for $181,286, because they claim she didn't pay her rehab bill. Courtney checked into their facility in Orange County, CA backin 2005 and initially put up the $10,000 to check in. She didn't pay anything after that and stayed over 2 months.

$10,000 a week?! What the hell kind of rehab is that? Yeah the kind of rehab that gives you a fugly nose job. Seriously, bitch looks like she got fucked in the nostrils.

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Courtney Love

Stolen Design

Karl Lagerfeld has some questions for Courtney Love. She wore a Chanel frock to Paris Hilton's birthday party and even name checked the designer when asked who she was wearing. The problem is that dress hasn't been made yet for the public. The couture dress was sent down the Chanel runway last month, but isn't avaiable. A source said, "It was one of many dresses sent to her by stylists and publicists to wear. It did not have a label in it. We haven't figured out yet which stylist and/or publicist sent that particular dress." Who makes those knock-off Oscar dresses? A.B.S? Yeah, that's who sent it to her. On a different topic, what is going on with Frances Bean?! Eeek. Source

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Courtney Love

Where Do I Rest My Eyes?

This picture is a MESS!!!!!! Paris, Courtney, Nicole and Joel do not belong in a photograph together. I mean how many STDs are in that picture? At least a million right? These 4 messes got together for Paris' Birthday dinner last night even though her Birthday was like last week.