Courtney Love
Saturday, January 12th 2008
ScarJo As Courtney Love?
Courtney Love has got it in her crazy lil' head that Scarlett Johansson will play her in a feature film about Court and Kurt Cobain reports The Mirror. Court is executive producing the movie version of her life and has asked ScarJo to portray her.
A source close to Court said, "Kirsten Dunst was rumoured to be in the frame, but Courtney really admires Scarlett and has already sent the contract out for her to sign. Courtney even copied Scarlett's sleek blonde movie look when she was in London for the Fashion Rocks party last year. This is a labour of love for Courtney and she is putting her heart and soul into making it an accurate, credible glimpse of her life with Kurt."
ScarJo as Courtney? I hope they have plenty of defibrillators on set, because it's going to take a whole lot of electricity to zap some personality into fucking ScarJo. I personally think Courtney should play Courtney. Nobody can do crazy like Court. Ryan Gosling can still play Kurt. If they don't want Courtney they should just get a starving raccoon. Only Courtney and a starving, crazed raccoon could play her.
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Friday, November 30th 2007
Both Of Them Need To Shut Up
Courtney Love and Sharon Osbourne's old bitch brawl may be headed to court. Sharon blamed Court for introducing her son, Jack, to Oxycontin. He quickly became addicted to the drug and Shar will never forgive Court. Courtney denied her claims told Sharon to "fuck off."
Shar told The New York Daily News, "I'm glad she doesn't like me. I only pity her. She's a virus. I don't want her anywhere near people I love. The cold, hard fact is she's a has-been." A never-was calling someone a has-been, now that's rich!
What the hell is Sharon going to sue Courtney for? These oldies need to stop the fighting and hug it out over a plate of Werther's originals and a Ben-Gay back rub.
Thursday, November 8th 2007
Crack Talk With Courtney
It's been a while since I've read one of Courtney Love's MySpace blogs . I have to get out my CRACKtionary whenever I read this mess. In one of her latest posts Courtney talked about Jordan or least I think she's talking about Jordan.
Courtney writes:
today im with quentin cos hes HAPPY and glad to be in his own skin and a rare spirit and all cretiev all the timeand i need to hang with him alot more,
with Bennett Miller in the back cos i havent seen him in a long time, best trash tv? hotel babylon on bbc america cos its just trashy like foptballers wioves and its liek a Jordan hotelfunnest person youve net lately mine would in fact bne JORDAN we had a ncie meet back atthe BBC at the Graham Norton show and she was doing her first show waaay prettier in person ( its always that way)
favourite langiage or accent- mne i like a Northern Brit accent i just melt,
etc- BUT you gotta send an IMAGE or a really good description okay? something ican get curious. is there something or someone you love i donthave a clue about?
tell me tell me tell me.@
Okay. WTF is this bitch saying?! Is this even English? It's like high art and one day it will be in a museum. I think I got crack high just by reading it. I need to go detox.
Thanks Donna
Image: Wenn
Monday, October 8th 2007
Chloe Sevigny Is Dirty Clean
Chloe Sevigny's face always looked like she just finished up a 10-hour orgy. "Just fucked face" is what I like to call it. She's sort of fresh looking, but in a totally used up way.
I sort of love Chloe. She spends so much time trying to look like she doesn't spend any time.
Here's Chloe with Courtney Love at the Lanvin show in Paris.
Friday, October 5th 2007
Is That A Little Wonk I See?
Donatella-Madonna-Courtney....all the same. Ratty blonde hair, man hands, no ass....all the same! Courtney's figure is so strange. It's just straight up and down with nothing in between. I think her hips are smaller than her waist which is majorly creepy.
She's cleaned up, but in a totally superficial way. You know she's just aching to rid herself of that get-up and put on a stained, torn up babydoll dress with cum stains in her hair and run the streets of London throwing compact cases at Madonna.
Here's Court at Chanel. Today. Paris.
Tuesday, September 25th 2007
It Wasn't Me
Sharon Osbourne recently said that she would never ever forgive Courtney Love for introducing OxyContin to her son, Jack. Jack had to check himself into rehab in 2003 due to his addiction to OxyContin.
Courtney is firing back at Sharon. She claims "it wasn't me!"
Court said, "I never did that. I would never give drugs to a teenager. Fuck you Sharon - as if I would ever give drugs to a teenager."
She also insists she never even heard of OxyContin before she met Jack. So basically Court is saying Jack introduced that shit to her!
How would Courtney even remember? Wasn't she basically in a walking blackout from like 1995 to 2006?
Fuck you Sharon! If it wasn't for Jack, Court would never be the crackhead she is today! Because Courtney was such an innocent before him. Thanks a lot Jack.
Sunday, September 23rd 2007
Best Friends For....The Week
Courtney Love was blamed for ruining Kate Moss' $8,000 dress at a charity event this past week. Kate bought the vintage Dior gown at some shop, wore it and some bitches tore it up by standing on it. Well, that's what you get for spending so much dough on a dress. Next time get your shit at Forever 21 and you won't cry when someone rips it up.
Kate was said to be pissed at Courtney Love and blamed her crack ass for standing on her dress. It looks like they kissed and made up. The two were pals again at Thursday night's Adidas by Stella McCartney show.
Wait and I thought Courtney Love and Dreamboat Doherty shared a kiss? Kate doesn't care about that?
A cleaned up Court is still fug. I'm sorry. She looks like a drag queen doing a bad impersonation of Donatella Versace.
Wednesday, September 19th 2007
The Beauty Within
Besides the yellow yarn wig, Courtney Love actually cleaned up quite nicely for a fashion event in London last night. It's all in the make-up and she probably even bathed.
Kate Moss looks busted only because she doesn't have Dreamboat Doherty by her side.
Tuesday, September 18th 2007
Crack Meet
Dreamboat Doherty has been missing in action lately, because he's holed up in rehab. He's probably trying to figure all the different ways he can turn regular household items into a crackpipe. He's a regular MacGyver. CrackGyver!
Drug counselor to the stars, Courtney Love, decided to pay Dreamboat a little visit and according to reports they shared a few "tender moments" over coffee at a pub.
This source said, “Pete respects Courtney for the struggle she’s faced, one that, like his, seemed insurmountable. He’s turning a corner now. And chatting to one of rock’s great survivors is a great help and inspiration for him. They had a brilliant talk. Pete was even allowed a pass out to take Courtney to Wetherspoons for a coffee and a meal deal.”
“It was touching to see them share a tender kiss after the visit. It’s too early to say if it could be romance as the smacker was of the friendly sort."
A KISS?! Hurry up and get the World's best doctors and scientists on the clam! A new life-threatening disease has been born and we must stop it before it wipes out the human race!
I'm going to choose to NOT believe this. Dreamboat is saving that "tender kiss" for me. I mean I've already bought the quarantine suit for it and everything.
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Friday, September 14th 2007
Courtney Love Is Still Crazy
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Just checking! Courtney Love has brought her crazy to London. Watch out! Look at her friends, even they are like "Biiiiitttch enough already! DAMN!"
Oh and one of those friends need to tell Court that the possessed cat eye look is not cute.
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