Anna Nicole Smith
Last night I posted Anna Nicole Smith's former assistant's alleged website. The website KimberlyWalther.com claimed to be purple-haired Kimmy and she basically went off on Howard K. Stern. Well, Kimmy denied the website through her MySpace to a Dlisted reader. Who knows what to believe anymore?! I thought the website was a little honest and angry and a little too good to be true. Oh well! Kimmy DOESN'T speak! Yet....
I'm assuming that this is Kimberly Walther's website. Kimberly is known as Kimmy, Anna Nicole Smith's purple-haired former assistant. I've been wondering where she's been through all this and it looks like she's finally speaking out against Howard. Here's some interesting and hot things she said:
Larry Burkhead (her spelling) is the FATHER OF DANNIELYNN Larry only wanted the best for Anna Nicole. He tried to do the right thing by her and his daughter. Howard K. Stern, Daniel died within hours of arriving and you flushed WHAT down the toilet? Howard K. Stern, You loved Anna Nicole so much you turned your head when you signed the FedX for the METHADONE? Howard K. Stern, You loved Anna Nicole so much you had to rush out and buy a Yacht and to take her where? A watery grave? Howard K. Stern, My guess the reason you don't want any DNA samples done on you or Dannielynn is they will find DRUGS in both systems.
She goes on and on and basically tells Howard what she thinks is going on. She thinks Dannielynn is most likely an addict and that Howard got rid of Anna's updated will. I really hope this is Kimmy, because if so she's a hotter ho than I thought. Give it to em Kimmy! I MySpaced her ass, but she still hasn't written me. Still love her.
Judge Larry Seidlin offered Howard K. Stern two private jets to take him back to the Bahamas to be with Dannielynn Hope. Court has ended for the day, but Howard must be back for a full day tomorrow. Howard was on the stand all day to determine who will get Anna Nicole Smith's body. Howard told the court that he didn't think Anna was going to die and he didn't think she thought so either. He also said that Anna's mother, Vergie Arthur, thought Anna and him purposely offed Daniel. He also said that she wanted to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe, but it was too expensive. She instead has a plot next to her son, Daniel, in the Bahamas. During recess, Larry Birkhead's lawyer gave Howard a subponea for his DNA in another case to figure out who Danni's father is. Howard will be back to test his acting muscles yet again. They better hurry fast, because apparently Anna's body is deteorating quicker than normal.
Larry Birkhead arrived with an unidentified woman to a Ft. Lauderdale courtroom this morning to determine what will happen to Anna Nicole Smith's body. Howard K. Stern and Vergie Arthur are also in court. The surprise guest of the morning was Anna's father, Don Hogan. The hearing is currently going down and I guess a judge asked Howard to spell his daughter's name. BREAKING! Hopefully a judge will do what's best and let Anna be bured with her son. I mean, why shouldn't she? We'll see what happens in a bit. Larry's kind of hot. Ewww, that grossed me out. UPDATE - Birkhead's lawyer, Debri Opi just called Howard a "killer." She's awesome. She blamed Howard for "killing" ANS.
This video of an eight-month pregnant Anna Nicole Smith aired on Greta Van Sustern's Fox show this evening. Anna's face is painted like a clown and she's wheeling around a baby doll in a stroller. Howard is the camerman and asks her if she's on a "mushroom trip." He then tells Anna that this video is worth money. She's obviously effed out of her mind on something. Howard is seriously disgusting. This is all sorts of disturbing.
Anna Nicole Smith's body was finally embalmed on Saturday at the Broward County Medical Examiner's office by two morticians from Aycock Funeral Home in Jupiter, Florida. Morturary workers were forced to sign confidentiality agreements to protect the details of her death. The pathologist said there was some deterioration, but she was preserved beautifully and is ready for viewing. Howard K. Stern will testify tomorrow in Ft. Lauderdale to have Anna buried in the Bahamas next to her son, Daniel (shown above with Anna). Anna's mother, Vergie Arthur, is trying to get Anna to Texas so she can be buried there. Vergie needs to suck off. Howard's crazy, but Anna should probably be buried with her son. That's probably what she would want. I just pray that they don't give her a public viewing. That's just creepy, but I'm sure Howard will sell the funeral rights to "The Insider."
I'll keep it short and sweet. Anna Nicole Smith's possible baby daddy #6 has come forward. This peach is in jail too. Mark "Hollywood" Hatten claims he gave a sperm sample to then girlfriend ANS and think she might have used it to create Dannielynn Hope. Mark is in jail on a seven-year sentence. He had a brief thing with Anna in 2000 but apparently started stalking and threatening her ass shortly after. Here's Mark's website, it's a beauty. Also, Baby Daddy #3, Prince Somethingoranother, has filed a paternity suit. I don't even know what to say anymore. I love how all these dudes are coming forward after she's already dead. Where were they when she announced her pregnancy? Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Bobby Trendy was one of the characters of Anna Nicole Smith's reality show. He was known for being a super gay and making things with hot glue. He finally spoke out about the passing of ANS. He told TMZ, "Thank Anna for making me famous. When you think of Anna, think of red, white and pink hearts. She was love as she taught love. She was the breadwinner and supported four people by baring her breasts and genitals for men and women. She was an entertainer who will be missed." Using her genitals?! WTF? He should talk! Ok, so...Sugarpie CHECK! Bobby Trendy CHECK! I'm still waiting to hear from Kimmie! Bring me Kimmie and please take BT away. Too much lip gloss hurts my eyes.
A Florida judge ordered this morning that Anna Nicole Smith's body not yet be released citing a California court's ruling on DNA testing her body. Shortly after the Florida ruling, a Los Angeles judge rescinded the DNA order releasing Anna's body for burial. Confusing much? Anna's DNA was already taken during her autopsy. The judge said, "California has no need for the body of Anna Nicole." It is unclear who will get custody of her body and where and when she will be buried. During the past few days there has been a battle for her body between her mommy and her crazy (HKS). I'm guessing HKS' crazy ass will get her and he'll do sexy time to her before she's buried.
In case you didn't know, Anna Nicole Smith despised her mother and wasn't shy about it. Here's a few clips of her talking about Vergie Arthur in a not-so positive light. According to ANS, she's like Lucifer reborn. Maybe Vergie did her in?! Maybe Vergie's the baby daddy?! Maybe Vergie is responsible for 9/11!? Damn, Vergie should probably just go back home and call it a day.