Anna Nicole Smith

There's been a lot of movement in the Anna Nicole Smith saga, but I'm just too bored with it to care. I mean every single day there's a new little something. TMZ is reporting that Mama Je'e was exchanging e-mails with her doctors about prescription medication before she passed. A doctor in Beverly Hills also reportedly sent ANS Demerol to her in the Bahamas when she was 8-months pregnant. The doc in question confirms that crap was sent to her address, but not made out to her. Exciting, eh?

TMZ is also reporting that Virgie Arthur is heading to the Bahamas to stir up more trouble. Virgie really wants DanniHope in her fat arms and is now seeking custody. That will never happen.

That's basically what's going on with ANS. Yeah, not much really? They are still trying to figure out who the father is...Prince Douche is still flapping his oldie olsen gums around now and Larry Birkhead is shopping for DanniHope or something.

I think that little boy in Arizona should get custody.

I really just want an excuse to say Mama Je'e.

Kimmie Walther, Anna Nicole Smith's former assistant says that she thinks Dannielynn Hope should stay with Howard K. Stern.

She said, "I feel like she should be with Howard because she's been with Howard since the day she was born, Howard was there through the whole pregnancy. Howard loved Anna and he will make sure that baby is taken care of and will know all the love Anna had to give and know all the positive things."

She also said that Anna later told her that Howard was the father.

How much was Kimmie paid to say that? Anyway, I'm so sick of ANS and Howard pictures! I settled for this dog bride instead.

Ewww, that dog in the back thinks she's way too good! She acts like her shit don't stink and I guarantee your ass that it stinks!

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Law & Order is known for their "ripped from the headlines" episodes. They will be the first show to tackle the Anna Nicole Smith story. Kristy Swanson has already been cast to play the Anna-type character. They are talking to Jon Lovitz about playing the Howard K. Stern-type character. They are also developing a character based on Vergie Arthur.

Weird...... They better include Kimmie, No-teefs Shelley and Sugarpie! Beth Ditto can play Kimmie, Taryn Manning can play Shelley and Tinkerbell can gain some weight to play Sugarpie.

Kristy recently had a baby with her "Skating with Celebrities" partner Lloyd Eisler after she homewrecked his home!

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Is there a team of writers working this Anna Nicole Smith trash?! I mean, seriously. Did the Desperate Housewives writers get up and leave and are instead working on the ANS saga? Is that why the show sucks now and the ANS thing is full of twists and turns?

Anyway, this little boy's daddy claims his momma is ANS. Yup.

The Phoenix News reports:

He looks up wide-eyed to his father, Johnny Soto, seated on a couch behind him. "Je'e?" the boy asks plaintively in his native tongue. Je'e means "Mother" in O'odham.

"Yes, mo'okwad," the child's dad replies sadly, using his pet name for the boy, meaning "tadpole." Johnny Soto then whispers something quick in O'odham, and Marshall turns back to the television, tears filling his blue-black eyes.

"I want mama je'e," he cries, as the news channel shows a mahogany coffin draped in pink, rhinestone-encrusted satin being removed from the hearse by pallbearers. "Mama je'e, is she in the box?"

"Mama je'e went to heaven, mo'okwad," Soto gently informs his son. "Mama je'e watches us from the sky. Like Peanut," he says, referring to a family dog attacked and eaten by a pack of coyotes months back.

"Peanut went bye-bye," the 5-year-old mutters, sniffling.

You have to read the entire article, because it's like a cheap novel. I mean...WTF?! MAMA JE'E!?! I am speechless.

Larry Birkhead's attorney has told TMZ they will not be negotiating with Howard K. Stern. They want DNA and that's that. She said the only thing they want to know is "how fast he [Stern] will produce the child for a DNA test and how quickly he will allow that child to go to California with her real father." There were reports that Howard knows Larry is the father and is trying to cut some deal. Just go on Maury already like everyone wants. He'll solve this mystery in 10 minutes flat and even have time to help a woman that's afraid of oranges.

Anna Nicole Smith's funeral is currently underway in the Bahamas and TMZ has all the coverage you need from top to bottom including Slash making a cameo. WTF? Anyway, TMZ is reporting that Vergie Arthur has filed another petition in a Bahamas courtroom to stop the funeral. The hearse carrying Anna which was just moments away from the church has stopped. Vergie really really wants her daughter buried in Texas and she was already denied a few times. Why can't this woman leave her daughter to be buried in peace? Why does she care? Vergie needs to stop making it about her fat ass! Vergie go eat a banana split and leave your daughter alone. For real. Doesn't this woman care that her daughter's body is decomposing faster than a peen touching Paris Hilton's twat? I mean she needs to be laid to rest already! UPDATE - Thankfully Vergie was denied by a judge. The funeral will go as planned!

Virgie Arthur lost her final attempt to bring Anna Nicole Smith's remains home with her to Texas. A Judge granted ANS' body to Dannielynn Hope and she was due to be buried in the Bahamas. Virgie filed a last minute appeal to have that decision overturned. Too bad for Virgie, because it was denied. Anna will finally be laid to rest on Friday morning next to her son, Daniel, in the Bahamas. Her body which has been in Florida since her death is apparently being moved today. FINALLY! This drama needs to end and I know it's just beginning with the whole paternity thing, but still. And don't feel bad if you can't make it to her funeral. I'm sure the whole thing will be shown on "The Insider" and "ET" narrated by Howard K. Stern. Source

NOOO!! I just got word from a reader that a CNN news truck has ran over Sugarpie Smith in the Bahamas and she is dead! This can't be. Howard K. Stern did it, I know he did! Sugarpie was about to tell her story. The truth and Howard got to her first! Please someone tell me this is a joke and can't be true! PLEASE!!!! LORD! Why didn't you take me instead?! WHY?!!!!! UPDATE - PHEW! This was a false alarm. Sugarpie is not dead. All is well in the World. I'm still trying to find out what happened if anything. God heard my prayers!!!!

The National Enquirer ran a photo recreation of Anna Nicole Smith dead this week. They ran it under the headline "ANNA NICOLE: THE LAST PHOTO!" from witness accounts of her body. Enquirer EIC David Perel said, "If you had our images side-by-side with the actual photos, I don't know if you'd be able to tell them apart." All-time low or genius? I'm not sure, but now I'm officially creeped out.

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Virgie Arthur finally met her granddaughter, Dannielynn Hope, in the Bahamas yesterday. The supervised visit was the first time Virgie met Anna Nicole Smith's daughter. Danni is currently with Howard K. Stern in the Bahamas. Two days before that Larry Birkhead met her for the first time. Howard agreed to these meetings prompting many to speculate that they are in talks for some kind of custody agreement. Virgie and Howard are back in a Florida courtroom today where a judge is considering to overturn the decision to bury Anna with her son in the Bahamas. Virgie really really wants Anna in Texas. The hearing is expected to be brief. In other ANS news. Add Pneumonia to one of the possible reasons for Anna's death. The National Enquirer reports that early findings show that Anna had a severe case of pneumonia. The medications worsened the condition which led to her death. Yesterday, one of Anna's friends revealed that she had Lupus and thinks that is the reason for her death. No, she died of a broken heart and an overdose. Right? That beign said, would it hurt Virgie to put a little make-up on?

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