Anna Nicole Smith

Judge Lawrence Korda was one of two judges who made decisions on the recent Anna Nicole Smith case. Well, he was busted in a Hollywood, FL park yesterday for smoking week. Two on-duty officers caught his ass smoking by a tree when they smelled the odor. They said he didn't even hide the fact.

Damn, this whole ANS saga really knows how to draw in the drama and the characters. Smoking weed in a park by himself? I bet you he was up to some shady ass business!

Unfortunately, it wasn't that crying Judge that got caught or he'd really let the tears flow.

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Virgie Arthur and Larry Birkhead arrived in the Bahamas yesterday for a hearing to determine the custody of Dannielynn Hope. Virgie, Larry, Prince Douche and Howard K. Stern all want custody of the possible million-dollar baby.

Howard was a no-show to the hearing, but he didn't get great news. A judge ordered that DNA must be performed on both Larry and Howard to determine the bio-daddy of Danni. Everyone will be back in court this Tuesday to hear testimony from DNA experts.

Larry believes he's the father and has already designed a nursery for his daughter. GAY! He even like color-coordinated everything.

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Emmy-nominee (she loves it) Tyra Banks had Bobby Trendy on her show the other day to discuss what it's like having a vagina, but no breasts. They also discussed Dannielynn Hope and Bobby said he hopes J. Howard Marshall is the true father.

He said, "At this point, I don't know who the father of the baby is. It could be her late husband's baby if she (Anna Nicole) froze his stuff (sperm) and redid it again. I hope so because then that baby will have financial security and then can be placed by adoption by an unknown family that could really take care of her."

By the way, BT is the reason why someone invented the phrase "busted gay face."

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Larry Birkhead's lawyer, Debra Opri, has quit! Debra has been by Larry's side since the beginning helping him fight against Howard K. Stern in an effort to gain custody of Dannielynn Hope. TMZ reports that there's been trouble between the two for a while.

Debra issued this statement, "Larry Birkhead and I have terminated our attorney-client relationship effective immediately."

She wishes him all the best.

Larry will attend a hearing in the Bahamas today with a local attorney representing him. He has not yet replaced Opri.

Hmmm...maybe he's not Danni's father and he's been lying to her ass this whole time? Naw, lawyers don't have morals.

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There's been a lot of movement in the Anna Nicole Smith saga, but I'm just too bored with it to care. I mean every single day there's a new little something. TMZ is reporting that Mama Je'e was exchanging e-mails with her doctors about prescription medication before she passed. A doctor in Beverly Hills also reportedly sent ANS Demerol to her in the Bahamas when she was 8-months pregnant. The doc in question confirms that crap was sent to her address, but not made out to her. Exciting, eh?

TMZ is also reporting that Virgie Arthur is heading to the Bahamas to stir up more trouble. Virgie really wants DanniHope in her fat arms and is now seeking custody. That will never happen.

That's basically what's going on with ANS. Yeah, not much really? They are still trying to figure out who the father is...Prince Douche is still flapping his oldie olsen gums around now and Larry Birkhead is shopping for DanniHope or something.

I think that little boy in Arizona should get custody.

I really just want an excuse to say Mama Je'e.

Kimmie Walther, Anna Nicole Smith's former assistant says that she thinks Dannielynn Hope should stay with Howard K. Stern.

She said, "I feel like she should be with Howard because she's been with Howard since the day she was born, Howard was there through the whole pregnancy. Howard loved Anna and he will make sure that baby is taken care of and will know all the love Anna had to give and know all the positive things."

She also said that Anna later told her that Howard was the father.

How much was Kimmie paid to say that? Anyway, I'm so sick of ANS and Howard pictures! I settled for this dog bride instead.

Ewww, that dog in the back thinks she's way too good! She acts like her shit don't stink and I guarantee your ass that it stinks!

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Law & Order is known for their "ripped from the headlines" episodes. They will be the first show to tackle the Anna Nicole Smith story. Kristy Swanson has already been cast to play the Anna-type character. They are talking to Jon Lovitz about playing the Howard K. Stern-type character. They are also developing a character based on Vergie Arthur.

Weird...... They better include Kimmie, No-teefs Shelley and Sugarpie! Beth Ditto can play Kimmie, Taryn Manning can play Shelley and Tinkerbell can gain some weight to play Sugarpie.

Kristy recently had a baby with her "Skating with Celebrities" partner Lloyd Eisler after she homewrecked his home!

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Is there a team of writers working this Anna Nicole Smith trash?! I mean, seriously. Did the Desperate Housewives writers get up and leave and are instead working on the ANS saga? Is that why the show sucks now and the ANS thing is full of twists and turns?

Anyway, this little boy's daddy claims his momma is ANS. Yup.

The Phoenix News reports:

He looks up wide-eyed to his father, Johnny Soto, seated on a couch behind him. "Je'e?" the boy asks plaintively in his native tongue. Je'e means "Mother" in O'odham.

"Yes, mo'okwad," the child's dad replies sadly, using his pet name for the boy, meaning "tadpole." Johnny Soto then whispers something quick in O'odham, and Marshall turns back to the television, tears filling his blue-black eyes.

"I want mama je'e," he cries, as the news channel shows a mahogany coffin draped in pink, rhinestone-encrusted satin being removed from the hearse by pallbearers. "Mama je'e, is she in the box?"

"Mama je'e went to heaven, mo'okwad," Soto gently informs his son. "Mama je'e watches us from the sky. Like Peanut," he says, referring to a family dog attacked and eaten by a pack of coyotes months back.

"Peanut went bye-bye," the 5-year-old mutters, sniffling.

You have to read the entire article, because it's like a cheap novel. I mean...WTF?! MAMA JE'E!?! I am speechless.