Anna Nicole Smith
Wednesday, April 11th 2007
Not Sharing the Wealth
Larry Birkhead went on "The Today Show" this morning and said he will not share custody of Dannielynn Hope with anybody. Of course, homegirl is worth a grip. Larry was referring to Virgie Arthur. Virgie has said in the past that she would fight for custody, but yesterday she backtracked a little by saying she only wanted to be a grandmother.
Larry said, "I do not want to share custody with anyone else ... There's only one dad." Larry also compared hearing the DNA results to winning an Oscar. Weird.
Larry is expected to take Danni back to Los Angeles very soon. He's already put her nursery together.
Actually, it's not like winning an Oscar, it's like winning the lottery.
Source: TMZ
Wednesday, April 11th 2007
Donna Hogan is Heartless
Donna Hogan is the half-sister of Anna Nicole Smith and she's currently whoring herself out for a tell-all called Train Wreck: The Life and Death of Anna Nicole Smith. The problem is that Donna barely spoke to Anna and only met her once years ago when she stood in line at a calendar signing!!!
Dr. Phil taped a segment with her weeks ago and grilled her ass on why she's trying to profit from a woman she hardly knew. Donna's publishers didn't like the interview and asked Dr. Phil not to air it.
Awww, that's so sweet to name your sister's autobiography TRAIN WRECK. Something tells me this ho's trailer needs a new roof so she's digging low to make it happen.
Wednesday, April 11th 2007
Willa Ford is Anna Nicole Smith
An indie feature based on the life and times of Anna Nicole Smith will begin filming next week starring Willa Ford. Willa came out a few years ago and was dubbed "the bad Britney Spears," unfortunately her pop career didn't work out. Last season she was featured on "Dancing with the Stars."
The film called "Anna Nicole" will cover her life from 17 until the day of her death. Everything from her career as a Playboy centerford to a Guess girl to her son's death will be covered.
DAMN! Give people a chance to detox from ANS before you get started on a movie. But methinks this movie isn't going to make it past the USA Network if Willa Ford is involved. She's hot, but a total piece of trash.
Source: Coming Soon
Tuesday, April 10th 2007
Zsa Zsa Would've Been the Hottest Stepmother
Now that Frosted Tips is the true father of Anna Nicole''s daughter, what happens to Prince Douche? He said he might be Danni's father and now, unfortunately, that's not the case.
He told TMZ , "We never intended to take Dannielynn from anyone, we were just here in case Prince Von Anhalt was the father. We wish Larry luck in raising Dannielynn and we wish him the best."
Zsa Zsa as a stepmotehr would make the best tell-all ever. She'd probably make Joan Crawford look like Mother Goose.
Tuesday, April 10th 2007
Dannielynn Hope's Father Is......
As expected, Larry Birkhead is Dannielynn Hope's true father.
Dr. Michael Baird said that Larry is 99.99999% Danni's father.
Larry told the reporters outside "I hate to be the one to tell you this, but...I told you so!"
Howard K. Stern said he was disappointed and he would not fight for custody. He said he will help Larry get SOLEcustody. Virgie Arthur is expected to fight for custody of her granddaughter.
Howie said he will stay in the Bahamas and will not leave Daniel or Anna alone. He wants the transition for Danni to go slowly and smoothly. He then shot himself. Ok, no not that last part.
Virgie said she only cares about Danni. She's happy that Danni knows who her real father is and says she will help Larry raise her and make decisions. She will discuss guardianship and custody further with Larry. Virgie said she just wants to be her grandmother.
Finally! It's over...or is it?
UPDATE - Gawker has video of Larry's announcement. He's acting like he just won the Super Bowl or something. I'm happy for him, but it's a little weird with the hos cheering for him and crap.
Tuesday, April 10th 2007
Dannie's Gotta Wait a Few More Hours
TMZ reports that DNA results will be revealed at 2:30PM EST. It was previously reported that it would go down at 10AM. Larry Birkhead, Howie K. Stern and Virgie Arthur will all be present.
Virgie will most likely seek custody unless she's revealed as the baby daddy. Hey, it's likely. Homegirl looks like she's carrying a boat load of jizz.
I can't wait any longer! A lot can happen in 4 hours! I'll put all my money ($3) on Larry!!!
Monday, April 9th 2007
Howie Won't Fight for Custody
TMZ is reporting that Dannielynn Hope's DNA results will be revealed tomorrow in the Bahamas. Apparently if Larry Birkhead turns out to be the bio-father (which he will be) Howie will not fight for custody. Sources close to Howie issued this statement to TMZ:
“If Larry Birkhead is confirmed to be Dannielynn’s biological father, Howard will not challenge custody. His love for her will not change, irrespective of the results. Howard will act in Dannielynn’s best interest, because he loves her and would want a smooth transition to protect her, as she is deeply bonded to those who have been with her since birth.While Howard continues to believe and hope that he is Dannielynn’s biological father, he wants to be involved in her life, regardless of paternity. He wants to share the memories of her mother as the person who knew Anna best and all she wanted for Dannielynn.
Howard will do whatever is necessary to assist Larry Birkhead to defeat any effort by Virgie Arthur to obtain custody of Dannielynn.
Howard was not part of the paternity lawsuit filed while Anna Nicole was alive. The first person to challenge Howard on custody was Virgie Arthur — not Larry Birkhead. Howard is dedicated to Virgie Arthur not having custody of Dannielynn. He is well aware of how Anna Nicole felt about ‘Mommy Dearest’ and Anna’s feelings were clear regarding Virgie Arthur being anywhere near Dannielynn.
Speculation that this is somehow about money for Howard is misguided and wrong. Howard has never made a TV or book deal even though he is the one who knew Anna Nicole best.
Howard wants Anna Nicole to be remembered as an icon like Marilyn Monroe, and he knows a lot of damage has been done to her image in the past two months. This restoration of Anna’s image is important for Dannielynn and the views she will have of her mother as she grows up. He also wants to make sure that only Dannielynn profits from Anna Nicole’s name, likeness and estate. As TMZ reported earlier, the money from Anna Nicole’s funeral went to a trust set up for Dannielynn. Howard set up the trust but he does not, and will not, receive any money from it and is not the trustee.”
YEAH RIGHT. I think Howie is covering his ass when the world finds out that he's not Danni's daddy. Larry better not let his crazy ass near Danni!
Saturday, April 7th 2007
Will It All End on Tuesday?
TMZ is reporting that all players in the Dannielynn Hope DNA drama will meet in the Bahamas on Tuesday where DNA findings will be revealed. DNA expert, Dr. Michael Baird has cleared his schedule in order to travel to the Bahamas from Ohio and discuss his findings.
Howard K. Stern has not yet filed an objection for the rejection of his appeal last week. Larry Birkhead also said that rumors that he hired a wrongful death lawyer are false.
He said, "I have not hired or consulted anyone to represent me in a wrongful death suit. That accusation is totally false. The individual that started reporting this 'fact' didn't take the time to contact me or my attorneys to find out the truth. I have not even thought that far as of yet. Paternity first. Everything else next."
I would put all my money on Larry being the true father of DanniHope, but it would be more than hot if Prince Douche or some other random person was the father. That would just extend this entire drama and bring in more crazy characters.
If Larry is revealed as a DNA match, Howie is going to lose it. They better test out their court medical detectors, because Howie is going to get dangerous.
Friday, April 6th 2007
Anna Really Loved Oldie Olsen
A pack of Anna Nicole Smith's diaries from the 90s will go on the auction block this week and a few excerpts have been released. Anna talks in detail about the love she felt for her dying husband, J. Howard Marshall.
"Hes so very weak and fragile When I touch him Im afraid he might break. If Jesus desides to take him I dont no what I'll do. I love him so much it hurts me to site and watch him when hes hurting I just want to hold him touch him let him no how much I care."
The diaries also show that she had fun with pills very early on. She confessed her love of food, drugs and buying crap. Yeah, a big bore.
The diaries are expected to fetch around $100,000. Who would buy that crap? Howard K. Stern would buy it for jack-off material, but he can't afford it.
Source: People
Monday, April 2nd 2007
DanniHope's True Father to Be Revealed This Week?
Howard K. Stern's appeal for DNA testing was rejected by a 3-judge panel in the Bahamas today. He was also penalized and ordered to pay $5,000 in attorney fees to the General counsel and to Larry Birkhead's Bahamian lawyer. The penalty was most likely due to Howard wasting the court's time.
With that out of the way, DNA results could be revealed sometime this week. Howard's basically out of luck. If Howard is the daddy, they seriously need to do a crack baby check on DanniHope.
I'm sure she's Larry's!
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