Anna Nicole Smith

Saturday, April 28th 2007

Larry's $1 Million Deal

 
Page Six is reporting that shortly after Anna Nicole Smith's funeral, Larry Birkhead immediately signed a $1 million deal with NBC. Larry has been seen on "Access Hollywood" almost nightly and also on Bravo and "The Today Show."
 
Bravo confirmed they have an exclusive deal with Larry, but won't discuss the details.
 
Larry is traveling home to Los Angeles with Dannielynn Hope this week aboard Bravo's private jet for another exclusive interview.  
 
Damn, doing ANS without a condom was the best thing Larry ever did. It's like winning the lottery!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, April 27th 2007

Virgie Didn't Get Enough Love as a Child

 
Somebody tell Virgie Arthur there's a 100 for 1 sale at Krispy Kreme donuts in the States, so she can get her fat ass out of the Bahamas! She's at it again! Just when Larry Birkhead was about to leave the Bahamas with Dannielynn Hope, Virgie filed a last minute appeal stopping him.
 
She objected a judge's ruling allowing Larry to take his baby back home providing her returns back on June 9th for a hearing.
 
Virgie lives in the US and wanted ANS and Daniel buried in Texas yet she wants to keep Danni in the Bahamas. She's a dumb cow who just wants media attention, because when Larry leaves all the attention will be off her.
 
If she wants real attention she should take it all off for BBW Magazine. Is there a BBW Magazine? If so let me know, so I can get a subscription.
 
UPDATE - Dumb ho got denied!!!!! See TMZ for the details!
 
Source: TMZ
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 19th 2007

Virgie Arthur Effed Her Stepbrother!

 
I'm going to file this under "Let's Drag Out This ANS Saga For Another 3 Years" file. TMZ has uncovered a little known fact about Virgie Arthur, Anna's mother. Virgie has a child with her stepbrother. SCANDAL!
 
TMZ explains:
 
Here's the deal: Virgie's mom, Paralee, married a guy named Melvin and had Virgie. In another part of Texas, a guy named George William Tacker got together with this chick named Betty Jo and had a son named David Luther Tacker. Then Paralee and George got married, so Virgie and David became their stepkids. They were all one big happy family -- maybe too happy, because Virgie hooked up with her stepbro to produce David Luther Tacker, Jr.

 
There's no bloodline there, but it's a little weird. I don't know how old Virgie was when her mother married her Stepfather and how old she was when she had David L. She could've been older when her mother got married. I guess I'm not that grossed out by it, because if my stepbrother was Brad Pitt I'd definitely cross the family lines.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 18th 2007

DanniHope Won't Get Out of Bed for Less Than $10,000 a Day

 
Larry Birkhead and his BIG prize, DannielynnHope Smith, grace the cover of the U.S. edition of OK! Magazine this week. Danni has been on more covers than Kate Moss! She's so over it. They all look cute and blah, blah, blah...but I hope he doesn't make a habit out of this! 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 17th 2007

Over It

 
It looks like the World is officially over Anna Nicole Smith and all her drama. Two diaries written by Anna in the 90s failed to sell at an auction this past weekend. There were two buyers, but they pulled out at the last second, because Howard K. Stern said they were stolen and should be returned to her estate.
 
Don't fret! If you still want to buy them you can for $25,000 each.
 
Why would you want to? Just visit TMZ.com to learn every little details about ANS. You can do that for free or you can watch "The Insider" because they are all about that crap.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, April 13th 2007

Por Que No?

 
Custody of Dannielynn Hope Smith was not decided today and I'm not sure why. Doesn't Larry Birkhead get custody? Howard Doucheface spoke to the press and said that custody was not decided and it had nothing to do with him. He said "if it were up to me, the formal order in terms of giving Larry full custody would have occured today."
 
Frosted tips Larry told reporters he couldn't talk. 
 
TMZ is reporting that Virgie Arthur and Larry will meet privately tomorrow to figure this out without the suits. They hope to hammer out an agreement that the courts will approve.
 
Virgie is most likely looking for some kind of joint custody with Larry.
 
They are really dragging this out. Wake me when they're done. 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 11th 2007

Not Sharing the Wealth

 
Larry Birkhead went on "The Today Show" this morning and said he will not share custody of Dannielynn Hope with anybody. Of course, homegirl is worth a grip. Larry was referring to Virgie Arthur. Virgie has said in the past that she would fight for custody, but yesterday she backtracked a little by saying she only wanted to be a grandmother.
 
Larry said, "I do not want to share custody with anyone else ... There's only one dad."   Larry also compared hearing the DNA results to winning an Oscar. Weird.
 
Larry is expected to take Danni back to Los Angeles very soon. He's already put her nursery together.
 
Actually, it's not like winning an Oscar, it's like winning the lottery. 
 
Source: TMZ
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 11th 2007

Donna Hogan is Heartless

 
Donna Hogan is the half-sister of Anna Nicole Smith and she's currently whoring herself out for a tell-all called Train Wreck: The Life and Death of Anna Nicole Smith. The problem is that Donna barely spoke to Anna and only met her once years ago when she stood in line at a calendar signing!!! 
 
Dr. Phil taped a segment with her weeks ago and grilled her ass on why she's trying to profit from a woman she hardly knew. Donna's publishers didn't like the interview and asked Dr. Phil not to air it.
 
Awww, that's so sweet to name your sister's autobiography TRAIN WRECK. Something tells me this ho's trailer needs a new roof so she's digging low to make it happen.  
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 11th 2007

Willa Ford is Anna Nicole Smith

 
An indie feature based on the life and times of Anna Nicole Smith will begin filming next week starring Willa Ford. Willa came out a few years ago and was dubbed "the bad Britney Spears," unfortunately her pop career didn't work out. Last season she was featured on "Dancing with the Stars."
 
The film called "Anna Nicole" will cover her life from 17 until the day of her death. Everything from her career as a Playboy centerford to a Guess girl to her son's death will be covered.
 
DAMN! Give people a chance to detox from ANS before you get started on a movie. But methinks this movie isn't going to make it past the USA Network if Willa Ford is involved. She's hot, but a total piece of trash. 
 
Source: Coming Soon
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 10th 2007

Zsa Zsa Would've Been the Hottest Stepmother

 
Now that Frosted Tips is the true father of Anna Nicole''s daughter, what happens to Prince Douche? He said he might be Danni's father and now, unfortunately, that's not the case.
 
He told TMZ , "We never intended to take Dannielynn from anyone, we were just here in case Prince Von Anhalt was the father. We wish Larry luck in raising Dannielynn and we wish him the best."
 
Zsa Zsa as a stepmotehr would make the best tell-all ever. She'd probably make Joan Crawford look like Mother Goose.
 
Posted by: Michael K


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