Anna Nicole Smith
Tuesday, June 19th 2007
I sort of feel bad for Howard K. Stern. He's like the loneliest girl in the room. Anyway, he showed up united with Larry Birkhead in a Los Angeles courtroom this morning. In court HK was named the HBIC of Anna Nicole Smith's will and Larry was named Dannielynn Hope's legal guardian. Yeah, boring shit.
HK said he'd help Larry in any way he needed. Booty call!
In other Birkhead news, he's still fighting with Debra Opri over cash. Debra has $600k in a trust account and Larry wants it. The cash was for a deal Debra made on behalf of Larry with Bravo.
Larry said, "I need protection to make certain that Opri does not and cannot abscond with my money."
Boring, boring, boring. Larry and HK should get married. I like them together. HK is so lonely and his nights are probably so cold. He needs some loving arms.
Tuesday, June 12th 2007
Dannielynn Hope Smith Birkhead is becoming the hardest working girl in Hollywood! Larry brought his daughter out for an interview with FoxNews' Greta Van Susteren.
Anna Nicole was a natural brunette, right? Larry's natural hair color is who knows! She's sweet and they look happy and BLAH BLAH BLAH...but where's Sugarpie?! What did Larry do with her!
Thursday, May 24th 2007
Anna-Nicole Smith's half-sister Donna Hogan wants to be the next ANS! It's unclear whether or not Donna actually ever met ANS, but that didn't stop her from writing a tell-all called "Trainwreck." Sisterly love.
Donna plans to get her breasts done and approach Hugh Hefner about putting her in Playboy. That's how ANS got her start.
She told Steppin' Out Magazine , "A few years ago, Playboy approached me and I almost agreed to do it. But I was too chicken. My boobs weren't big enough. But now, if Playboy called, I would probably do it. I just had a birthday and I'm going to treat myself to new boobs. I just want to get my body to where I want it and I'll be ready to step in and do it . . . You'll definitely see a transformation in the next year."
Sounds to me that Donna wants to be like her half-sister that she never met. Was everybody in ANS' family born with the crazy gene!
Source: Page Six
Tuesday, May 1st 2007
Dannielynn Hope Birkhead is in America for the first time. She arrived in Louisville, Kentucky with her daddy this afternoon to visit his family. Larry and Danni are causing a media frenzy with cars and helicopters already chasing them. No word on how long they stay, but they will eventually go to Los Angeles.
Access Hollywood has been with the duo the whole time. You can visit their site to see footage of DanniHope moving! I know, exciting stuff. Try not to piss yourself.
Saturday, April 28th 2007
Page Six is reporting that shortly after Anna Nicole Smith's funeral, Larry Birkhead immediately signed a $1 million deal with NBC. Larry has been seen on "Access Hollywood" almost nightly and also on Bravo and "The Today Show."
Bravo confirmed they have an exclusive deal with Larry, but won't discuss the details.
Larry is traveling home to Los Angeles with Dannielynn Hope this week aboard Bravo's private jet for another exclusive interview.
Damn, doing ANS without a condom was the best thing Larry ever did. It's like winning the lottery!
Friday, April 27th 2007
Somebody tell Virgie Arthur there's a 100 for 1 sale at Krispy Kreme donuts in the States, so she can get her fat ass out of the Bahamas! She's at it again! Just when Larry Birkhead was about to leave the Bahamas with Dannielynn Hope, Virgie filed a last minute appeal stopping him.
She objected a judge's ruling allowing Larry to take his baby back home providing her returns back on June 9th for a hearing.
Virgie lives in the US and wanted ANS and Daniel buried in Texas yet she wants to keep Danni in the Bahamas. She's a dumb cow who just wants media attention, because when Larry leaves all the attention will be off her.
If she wants real attention she should take it all off for BBW Magazine. Is there a BBW Magazine? If so let me know, so I can get a subscription.
UPDATE - Dumb ho got denied!!!!! See TMZ for the details!
Thursday, April 19th 2007
I'm going to file this under "Let's Drag Out This ANS Saga For Another 3 Years" file. TMZ has uncovered a little known fact about Virgie Arthur, Anna's mother. Virgie has a child with her stepbrother. SCANDAL!
Here's the deal: Virgie's mom, Paralee, married a guy named Melvin and had Virgie. In another part of Texas, a guy named George William Tacker got together with this chick named Betty Jo and had a son named David Luther Tacker. Then Paralee and George got married, so Virgie and David became their stepkids. They were all one big happy family -- maybe too happy, because Virgie hooked up with her stepbro to produce David Luther Tacker, Jr.
There's no bloodline there, but it's a little weird. I don't know how old Virgie was when her mother married her Stepfather and how old she was when she had David L. She could've been older when her mother got married. I guess I'm not that grossed out by it, because if my stepbrother was Brad Pitt I'd definitely cross the family lines.
Wednesday, April 18th 2007
Larry Birkhead and his BIG prize, DannielynnHope Smith, grace the cover of the U.S. edition of OK! Magazine this week. Danni has been on more covers than Kate Moss! She's so over it. They all look cute and blah, blah, blah...but I hope he doesn't make a habit out of this!
Tuesday, April 17th 2007
It looks like the World is officially over Anna Nicole Smith and all her drama. Two diaries written by Anna in the 90s failed to sell at an auction this past weekend. There were two buyers, but they pulled out at the last second, because Howard K. Stern said they were stolen and should be returned to her estate.
Don't fret! If you still want to buy them you can for $25,000 each.
Why would you want to? Just visit TMZ.com to learn every little details about ANS. You can do that for free or you can watch "The Insider" because they are all about that crap.
Friday, April 13th 2007
Custody of Dannielynn Hope Smith was not decided today and I'm not sure why. Doesn't Larry Birkhead get custody? Howard Doucheface spoke to the press and said that custody was not decided and it had nothing to do with him. He said "if it were up to me, the formal order in terms of giving Larry full custody would have occured today."
Frosted tips Larry told reporters he couldn't talk.
TMZ is reporting that Virgie Arthur and Larry will meet privately tomorrow to figure this out without the suits. They hope to hammer out an agreement that the courts will approve.
Virgie is most likely looking for some kind of joint custody with Larry.
They are really dragging this out. Wake me when they're done.