Anna Nicole Smith
Thursday, October 4th 2007
The New York Daily News is reporting that Larry Birkhead will indeed co-star in his own reality TV show with his daughter, Dannielynn. It was rumored last month that Larry was in talks, but now it looks like it's a done deal.
Larry said, "I don't want to give away something yet. It's basically the 'day in the life of daddy duties. The truth is, people came to me with pitches, and I haven't accepted anything. It's something they continue to talk to me about. It's multiple networks. I'm listening to what they have to say. I turned down ["Celebrity Rap Superstar"].
He was also asked if it was true that he kept all of the $1.7 million he got from an OK! Magazine shoot instead of putting it into an account for Danni's future.
He said, "I'm not going to discuss contracts because of confidentiality agreements. And I don't think it's anyone's business. But if I wanted to, I can do whatever I want to, because she's my daughter. Let Anna rest in peace, and let me move on."
Just what Danni needs! Cameras in her face twenty-four hours a day! I mean it did so much for her mother. Seriously, Larry's as sleazy as Howard K. Stern, Virgie Arthur, Rita Crosby, Big Moe....all of them! They will do anything to make a quick buck. What Larry needs to do is continue to fight for Anna's money, because that's Danni's future.
But he won't! He just wants to earn some fast cash in order to keep those tips frosted.
Thursday, October 4th 2007
Howard K. Stern served Rita Crosby with legal papers at her own party in NYC last night. Rita claims in her new Anna Nicole Smith tell-all that HKS and Larry Birkhead were sucking each other's penises! HKS claims it's all lies and has sued her for $60 million.
Rita told The Insider after she was served, "This is all about pulicity. Look where he did it. We're going to come back with the facts and stand by the truth. We stand by it 120%!"
ANS' mother, Virgie Arthur, was also at the party.
That's all interesting and everything, but where on earth did Rita get that delicious outfit?! It's to die for! It looks like Talbots circia 1989!
Tuesday, September 4th 2007
Howard K. Stern reportedly sent his lawyer after the "Today" show, because they were scheduled to interview Rita Crosby. Rita claims in her new tell-all about Anna Nicole Smith that Howie and Larry Birkhead are in CAHOOTS! According to Rita, Howie and Larry were videotaped sucking each other's pencil dicks and that Anna would watch the tape over and over again. She also claims Larry basically bought DanniHope from Howie.
Larry has already threatened to sue Rita if she doesn't cut that part out of her book.
TMZ reports that after Howie's lawyer threatened "Today" they pulled the plug on Rita's interview. The power of Stern cannot be denied!!!!
Rita's main source of this alleged Larry/Howie love affair is Jackie Hatten.
Larry told the NYDN that Jackie is a crazy. "Hatten tried to come to the Bahamas to see Anna last year and Anna wouldn't let her. And Jackie's brother went to jail for stalking Anna. This book is coming from the losers club because they all have axes to grind."
I want to know who has this damn videotape?! Rita needs to give us the goods. As frightening as it probably is, I want to see it! If there's a shot to the face involved, I think I would die. Howie totally has a face meant for facials though. Ok, that's enough of that.
Image: Pretty On The Outside
Sunday, September 2nd 2007
DAMN! I thought I've heard it all with this Anna Nicole saga, but Rita Crosby claims that Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern had a secret gay affair. BARF! In her upcoming tell-all "Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death" Rita claims that ANS and her friend, Jackie, caught Larry and Howard with their shirts off and their pants around their ankles. Jackie claims the two were sucking each other's dicks!
Jackie said, "Their bodies were intermingled. It was obvious what was happening."
Even worse is it's alleged that there's a tape of the two going at it. The NYDN reports that Anna Nicole liked watching the video over and over again.
Rita's book also claims that Larry basically bought DanniHope from Howard.
GAY SEXING?! I'm all for watching gay sex, but not between those two. I can't even picture Howie having sex with himself let alone another human being. I'd rather see Kimmie and Sugarpie go at it!
Larry said that if Rita publishes that, he will sue her.
I'm sorry, but I still can't get over a Stern dick in a Birkhead mouth and vice versa. Eff you Rita Crosby for putting those ungodly images in my head!
Friday, August 31st 2007
Yesterday evening was the premiere of the movie "Anna Nicole" which stars Willa Ford as the title character. Willa didn't show, but other major A-listers did. Bobby Trendy who plays himself in the film showed as did Chyna Doll and Mary Carey. Get my sunglasses, I'm blind from all this star power.
Chyna actually doesn't look half bad and by half bad I mean she doesn't look like she's sporting a ten-inch dick anymore. Mary is a mess and thinks she's Marilyn Monroe, but she's not even as hot as Marilyn Manson. Bobby...well Bobby is Bobby.
I'm still trying to figure out which one of these three has the vag.
Thursday, August 30th 2007
OK! Magazine pulled their offer to pony up $1.7 Million for exclusive photos of DanniHope's first Birthday party. OK! claims they pulled their offer, because they found some effed up crap on Larry Birkhead and they are having "moral issues." Larry claims OK! is pissed, because rival UsWeekly put DanniHope on their cover.
Larry told TMZ , "I was just threatened via email by (the reporter) that OK! would do a negative story on me if I did any stories with any other mags. Ridiculous!!! I am not sure what planet she's on but I am not going to be threatened. She blew it!"
TMZ also got a hold of an e-mail OK!'s Editor-In-Chief sent to Larry, "You know how well we've treated you ... from free suits to getting a singer for your party ... to be honest, we are upset that you've turned on us."
The EIC issued this official statement:
"Newly obtained allegations are detailed, shocking and potentially incriminating. Furthermore, it makes it impossible for OK!, in good conscience, to promote this family’s highly questionable relationship in our pages. Next week's issue of OK! will bring all of the unfortunate, relevant details to light."
"It breaks my heart that OK! has to pull out of a shoot that would have chronicled the next great chapter of Dannielynn's life. That sort of celebration is what the magazine enjoys most. But first and foremost, we—and I—care dearly about the well-being of the young one, and my moral obligation lies with her. So, it's unfortunate, but at the moment, my biggest fear is that Larry and Howard may have tricked us all."
This is the way I see it. Larry is shady for selling his daughter for a cool (almost) 2 million. OK! is shady, because they claim they are having moral issues. Moral issues?! Come on now!!! It's about the mighty dollar people! It's a business. It's not about morals. Look at me talking like I even know what morals are! What is that word?
Howard is shady, because he's just always shady.
I still wanna read the dirt OK! has though.
Monday, August 27th 2007
Larry Birkhead attended the Fox Teen Choice Awards yesterday and for what purpose I'm not sure. Maybe to show Zac Efron what he's going to look like in 5 years if he doesn't quit the fake tanning?
Larry should be planning DanniHope's "lavish" first Birthday party instead of attending a kid's show. TMZ reports that Larry will hold her party in Louisville, Kentucky at the home of a friend where he first met ANS. He's planning all pink and 200 guests.
Wednesday, August 22nd 2007
Oh how time flies! Dannielynn Hope is getting ready to turn one next month and she's still on magazine covers. This time she's on UsWeekly where sources close to Larry tell the magazine that he's making sure Danni knows who her mother is.
Larry's sister tells the magaine, "Larry says that it’s important Dannielynn knows about her mom. He’s always telling Dannielynn how much he loved Anna and how great she was.”
Larry is also planning a big Birthday bash for Danni at their L.A. mansion where ANS lived. Dolly Parton is said to be a guest, because she's Danni's favorite singer. How the hell does Larry know that? Is Dolly on Danni's iTunes or something?
Larry also keeps ANS' memory alive by showing Danni videos of her mommy. I hope he's not showing her THIS ONE!
Thursday, July 26th 2007
Dannielynn Hope is almost 1-year-old and Larry Birkhead is once again using her for a little publicity. I kid I kid. Larry showed Entertainment Tonight these pics of DanniHope.
Larry also spoke to ET at last night's Bourne Ultimatium premiere. He said, "Every day she does something new, and now she's sharing her bottle with me. So if I say, 'Give daddy a drink,' she'll toss it over her shoulder. It's cool being a dad."
"She actually spit up on my jacket I was going to wear, so I had to take it off and do a quick change."
Larry said he might give Danni a Princess themed Birthday party, because that's what her mother called her. He also said that Danni is the only lady in his life right now. What about Virgie?
I give him shit, but he's a good daddy compared to a lot of others. I'd be pissed though if my daddy was showing off pictures of me almost naked and shit.
I wonder where Howard K. Stern is? He's probably bussing tables at the Sizzler. Mmmm....cheese toast.
Tuesday, July 24th 2007
Forbes Magazine has released a list of the 10 most expensive celebrity pictures. Not surprisingly Brangelina dominated the list with 4 sets of photos. I'm sure they donate all that cash to charity, right? Anna Nicole isn't far behind with 3 sets. Here's the list:
1. Shiloh Pitt's first photos - People - June '06 - $4.1 Million
2. Demi and Ashton's wedding - OK! - Oct '05- $3 Million
3. Eva Longoria's wedding - OK! - July '07 - $2 Million
3. Larry Birkhead with Danielynn - Ok! - April '07 - $2 Million
3. Pax Thien's adoption photos - People - March '07 - $2 Million
6. Anna Nicole's wedding to Howard Stern- People - Sept '06 - $1 Million
7. Sean Preston Federline's first photos - People - Nov '05 - $500,000
7. Brangelina's first photos as a couple - Us Weekly - April '05 - $500,000
7. Angelina Jolie's first pregnant photos - People - Jan '06 - $500,000
10. Daniel Smith hours before his death - InTouch - Sept '06 - $400,000
I still can't get over OK! paying $2 Million for Eva Longoria?! Nobody knows who she is!