Anna Nicole Smith

 

Yesterday evening was the premiere of the movie "Anna Nicole" which stars Willa Ford as the title character. Willa didn't show, but other major A-listers did. Bobby Trendy who plays himself in the film showed as did Chyna Doll and Mary Carey. Get my sunglasses, I'm blind from all this star power.

 

Chyna actually doesn't look half bad and by half bad I mean she doesn't look like she's sporting a ten-inch dick anymore. Mary is a mess and thinks she's Marilyn Monroe, but she's not even as hot as Marilyn Manson. Bobby...well Bobby is Bobby.

 

I'm still trying to figure out which one of these three has the vag. 

 

 

 

 

OK! Magazine pulled their offer to pony up $1.7 Million for exclusive photos of DanniHope's first Birthday party. OK! claims they pulled their offer, because they found some effed up crap on Larry Birkhead and they are having "moral issues." Larry claims OK! is pissed, because rival UsWeekly put DanniHope on their cover.

 

Larry told TMZ , "I was just threatened via email by (the reporter) that OK! would do a negative story on me if I did any stories with any other mags. Ridiculous!!! I am not sure what planet she's on but I am not going to be threatened. She blew it!"

 

TMZ also got a hold of an e-mail OK!'s Editor-In-Chief sent to Larry, "You know how well we've treated you ... from free suits to getting a singer for your party ... to be honest, we are upset that you've turned on us."

The EIC issued this official statement:

 

 

"It breaks my heart that OK! has to pull out of a shoot that would have chronicled the next great chapter of Dannielynn's life. That sort of celebration is what the magazine enjoys most. But first and foremost, we—and I—care dearly about the well-being of the young one, and my moral obligation lies with her. So, it's unfortunate, but at the moment, my biggest fear is that Larry and Howard may have tricked us all."

 

This is the way I see it. Larry is shady for selling his daughter for a cool (almost) 2 million. OK! is shady, because they claim they are having moral issues. Moral issues?! Come on now!!! It's about the mighty dollar people! It's a business. It's not about morals. Look at me talking like I even know what morals are! What is that word?

 

Howard is shady, because he's just always shady.

 

I still wanna read the dirt OK! has though.

 

 

Larry Birkhead attended the Fox Teen Choice Awards yesterday and for what purpose I'm not sure. Maybe to show Zac Efron what he's going to look like in 5 years if he doesn't quit the fake tanning?

 

Larry should be planning DanniHope's "lavish" first Birthday party instead of attending a kid's show. TMZ reports that Larry will hold her party in Louisville, Kentucky at the home of a friend where he first met ANS. He's planning all pink and 200 guests. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh how time flies! Dannielynn Hope is getting ready to turn one next month and she's still on magazine covers. This time she's on UsWeekly where sources close to Larry tell the magazine that he's making sure Danni knows who her mother is.

 

Larry's sister tells the magaine, "Larry says that it’s important Dannielynn knows about her mom. He’s always telling Dannielynn how much he loved Anna and how great she was.” 

 

Larry is also planning a big Birthday bash for Danni at their L.A. mansion where ANS lived. Dolly Parton is said to be a guest, because she's Danni's favorite singer. How the hell does Larry know that? Is Dolly on Danni's iTunes or something?

 

Larry also keeps ANS' memory alive by showing Danni videos of her mommy. I hope he's not showing her THIS ONE!

 

 

 

 

Dannielynn Hope is almost 1-year-old and Larry Birkhead is once again using her for a little publicity. I kid I kid. Larry showed Entertainment Tonight these pics of DanniHope.

 

Larry also spoke to ET at last night's Bourne Ultimatium premiere. He said, "Every day she does something new, and now she's sharing her bottle with me. So if I say, 'Give daddy a drink,' she'll toss it over her shoulder. It's cool being a dad."

 

Larry said he might give Danni a Princess themed Birthday party, because that's what her mother called her. He also said that Danni is the only lady in his life right now. What about Virgie?

 

I give him shit, but he's a good daddy compared to a lot of others. I'd be pissed though if my daddy was showing off pictures of me almost naked and shit.

 

I wonder where Howard K. Stern is? He's probably bussing tables at the Sizzler. Mmmm....cheese toast. 

 

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Forbes Magazine has released a list of the 10 most expensive celebrity pictures. Not surprisingly Brangelina dominated the list with 4 sets of photos. I'm sure they donate all that cash to charity, right? Anna Nicole isn't far behind with 3 sets. Here's the list:

 

1. Shiloh Pitt's first photos - People - June '06 - $4.1 Million

2. Demi and Ashton's wedding - OK! - Oct '05- $3 Million

3. Eva Longoria's wedding - OK! - July '07 - $2 Million

3. Larry Birkhead with Danielynn - Ok! - April '07 - $2 Million 

3. Pax Thien's adoption photos - People - March '07 - $2 Million

6. Anna Nicole's wedding to Howard Stern- People - Sept '06 - $1 Million 

7. Sean Preston Federline's first photos - People - Nov '05 - $500,000

7. Brangelina's first photos as a couple - Us Weekly - April '05 - $500,000

7. Angelina Jolie's first pregnant photos - People - Jan '06 - $500,000

10. Daniel Smith hours before his death - InTouch - Sept '06 - $400,000 

 

I still can't get over OK! paying $2 Million for Eva Longoria?! Nobody knows who she is!

 

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I sort of feel bad for Howard K. Stern. He's like the loneliest girl in the room. Anyway, he showed up united with Larry Birkhead in a Los Angeles courtroom this morning. In court HK was named the HBIC of Anna Nicole Smith's will and Larry was named Dannielynn Hope's legal guardian. Yeah, boring shit.

 

HK said he'd help Larry in any way he needed. Booty call!

 

In other Birkhead news, he's still fighting with Debra Opri over cash. Debra has $600k in a trust account and Larry wants it. The cash was for a deal Debra made on behalf of Larry with Bravo.

 

Larry said, "I need protection to make certain that Opri does not and cannot abscond with my money."

 

Boring, boring, boring. Larry and HK should get married. I like them together. HK is so lonely and his nights are probably so cold. He needs some loving arms. 

 

 

 

Story: TMZ

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dannielynn Hope Smith Birkhead is becoming the hardest working girl in Hollywood! Larry brought his daughter out for an interview with FoxNews' Greta Van Susteren.  

 

Anna Nicole was a natural brunette, right? Larry's natural hair color is who knows! She's sweet and they look happy and BLAH BLAH BLAH...but where's Sugarpie?! What did Larry do with her! 

 

 

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Anna-Nicole Smith's half-sister Donna Hogan wants to be the next ANS! It's unclear whether or not Donna actually ever met ANS, but that didn't stop her from writing a tell-all called "Trainwreck." Sisterly love.

 

Donna plans to get her breasts done and approach Hugh Hefner about putting her in Playboy. That's how ANS got her start.

 

She told Steppin' Out Magazine , "A few years ago, Playboy approached me and I almost agreed to do it. But I was too chicken. My boobs weren't big enough. But now, if Playboy called, I would probably do it. I just had a birthday and I'm going to treat myself to new boobs. I just want to get my body to where I want it and I'll be ready to step in and do it . . . You'll definitely see a transformation in the next year."

 

Sounds to me that Donna wants to be like her half-sister that she never met. Was everybody in ANS' family born with the crazy gene!  

 

Source: Page Six

 

 

Dannielynn Hope Birkhead is in America for the first time. She arrived in Louisville, Kentucky with her daddy this afternoon to visit his family. Larry and Danni are causing a media frenzy with cars and helicopters already chasing them. No word on how long they stay, but they will eventually go to Los Angeles.

 

Access Hollywood has been with the duo the whole time. You can visit their site to see footage of DanniHope moving! I know, exciting stuff. Try not to piss yourself.