Anna Nicole Smith

A court in the Bahamas has ordered Anna Nicole Smith and company to get out of the house she's been renting. G. Ben Thompson owns the house and was once romantically involved with Anna. He filed documents in court to get her out of his home. Anna Nicole had until November 27th to respond and she didn't.

The court has now ordered in favor of Thompson and she has 48 hours to get all her happy, little crap out of the house.

Anna is currently house hunting and afraid to return to the US, because if she does she has to face a paternity lawsuit against her. Homegirl is going to be camping on the beach. I personally think she should return to L.A. and shack up with Brit Brit Spears.

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G. Ben Thompson owns the Bahamas home where Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern are currently shacked up. He wants Anna out and she's not budging. So, what's a man to do? He pulled the plug. Anna had her electricity turned off on Friday and the entire household went crazy. According to TMZ, Thompson also flew to the Bahamas to serve Anna eviction papers in person.

Anna ran into the house like a crazy person and appeared on the balcony screaming, "You get off this property. This is a gift and I ain't ever leaving. And I'll show you, Ben, you ain't never gonna see the baby again! You did a declaration for that fuckhead Larry Birkhead!"

Just another chapter in The White Trash Chronicles. When is Lifetime going to make a movie about this already? I can picture the scene now after the lights go out...Anna lights some candles and dances around the house in sexy lingerie for Howard. She then ODs on the floor and wiggles like a fish out of water, but you know that totally turns Howard on.

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Sorry I have to talk about something else besides Britney..I'm still in shock.

Star Magazine is reporting that Anna Nicole Smith sold the tape of her giving birth via c-section to Entertainment Tonight for $1 Million. I posted the video earlier and it aired on last night's episode of ET. So far Anna has made a boat load off of this whole saga. Apparently, the $1 Million was on top of whatever she received for the interview she gave them.

Anna's two-part interview will continue tonight where she will answer questions about the paternity lawsuit filed against her by Larry Birkhead.

Expect Anna to sell the damn placentia soon. Actually, she's going to make mass Ritz cracker spread out of it.

If you watched ET and The Insider last night, you got Part I of Anna Nicole's "MOST REVEALING INTERVIEW IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD" and a lot of grossness. They showed her c-section and it wasn't pretty. First of all, it looks like she got collagen injected like moments before and second of all, that's just nasty. I wonder how much they paid for this trash!?

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Ok all! I'm done playing with my Anna Nicole Smith doll. It's time for her to be put away. Seriously, it seems like every second there's something new about this twit. Bitch is totally creating this shit herself. Actually, her puppet master, Howard K. Stern, is. I thought I'd fill you in, just in case you haven't heard, that TMZ is reporting that Anna Nicole's true baby daddy is Larry Birkhead. In court documents filed Thursday, a woman named Laurie Payne swears to the God above that not only does Anna Nicole use AOL Instant Messenger, but she told her that Larry Birkhead was her babby daddy in those IMs.

Laurie also said that Anna previously miscarried one of Larry's babies. Laurie signed it and everything, so it's like really official. This woman also said that Anna is a crackhead, which we already know. Anna loves Methadone and Xanax. I mean, who doesn't?

So what does this do for us? Absolutely, nothing. Can they all go on Maury already and settle this like real Americans? I'm over it!!! But you know good and well I'll be writing another lame story about them tomorrow.

Ok, not really. Stupid bitch just has pneumonia. Anna Nicole has been put in the hospital in the same place where her son died. Her attorney said, "She has a slight case of pneumonia. We've had a sudden change of weather here due to a cold snap."

Pneumonia my ass! Bitch probably finally almost ODed on all the crazy pills she's taking. I'm so over her crazy ass!

Her attorney said that she will be released soon and it's not serious. He also dismissed claims that Anna dyed Danielynn's hair so she could look more like Howard K. Stern. WTF?!!!! You know that dumb whore used RIT!

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Anna Nicole Smith has been officially ordered to get the fuck out of her Bahamas home by Halloween. A politician doesn’t think the bitch is good enough to be a resident. Some political dude named, Hubert Ingraham, asked his government to look into her residency status.

He said, “Clearly, Anna Nicole Smith is not a fit and proper person to become a permanent resident of the Bahamas. Her general character and reputation don't commend her for such status. If she doesn't own the house, then she would not have met the policy conditions which the government of the Bahamas has with respect to the grant of permanent residence.”

Bitch doesn’t want to return to California, because when she does she will have to deal with a paternity suit filed by Larry Birkhead, the dude that claims to be Danielynn Stern’s true father.

Damn! You know that when the Bahamas throws you out, you’re fucked. Why don’t we have those “good character” laws over here? Half of Hollywood would be living somewhere else! When do we vote?!?

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Anna Nicole Smith’s piece of trash sister, Donna Hogan, is already writing a book about her infamous sister and the death of her nephew, Daniel Smith. Daniel was only buried days ago and this bitch is already making money off his ass. I guess this sort of behavior runs in the family.

The book is tilted “Train Wreck: Anna Nicole Smith Unauthorized” which is actually a really hot title. In the book, Donna blames her sister for the death of Daniel. She claims that Anna neglected her son and is addicted to pain killers. She also said Anna was aware that Daniel was taking drugs and she didn’t do anything to stop it.

“[Anna] waits forever to bury him and two days after he dies, she's selling pictures of him to the tabloids and I'm thinking, 'What a freaking waste of a human being, my sister is.”

Anna had this comment, “Donna who? Sister what? Where’s Sugarpie?” Honestly people, where in the World is Sugarpie?

In other Anna news, sources close to the pill popper claim that she confessed to them that Larry Birkhead was the father during her pregnancy. Howard K. Stern is adamant that he is the father. Oh and Anna’s been evicted from her home in the Bahamas.

Evictions, tell-all books, blackmail, suicide, pill-popping…Jackie Collins look no further for your next book! I just can’t wait for the Lifetime movie where Anna will no doubted play herself! It will put Fantasia’s biopic to shame in the camp category.

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