Anna Nicole Smith

TMZ has obtained an AOL instant message conversation between Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead. TMZ claims it is 100% real and exact. Today was the deadline for the DNA test to determine the paternity of Danielynn Hope. Here's the conversation, the screen names have been changed.

Anna Nicole quit trash me at the casino
Larry not at a casino
Anna Nicole go f**k my mom to
Anna Nicole Yall are sick
Larry show up for the test with the baby
Anna Nicole don't think so
Anna Nicole u wish
Larry everybody just want u to do right thing is all

Anna Nicole in your dreams

I'm confused. She wants him to fornicate with her mother? Is that so that maybe her mom will get pregnant, give Larry a baby and he will get off her back? That makes sense. I'm actually surprised she knows how to use a computer. I bet you Sugarpie logged into her screen name.

Tomorrow is the deadline for the DNA test of Danielynn Hope to estabilish who her daddy is. Anna Nicole Smith and her lawyers are currently working overtime to try and get the deadline pushed back. TMZ is reporting that Anna's lawyers are trying to argue that it was never brought to a Bahamian judge.

Anna's lawyers are trying to block the test by saying that the US lab that Larry Birkhead hired can't legally perform a DNA test on Danielynn, because they don't have work penises permits in the Bahamas.

Howard K. Stern and Anna have both said in the past that they are ready to get this party started, so they can clear their names once and for all. The party is starting, but they want nothing to do with it. Chickens! I really hope Dani belongs to Larry Birkhead! It totally bring Anna to a whole new level of NUTS.

Or something.... The death of Daniel Smith will get a proper investigation in the Bahamas. The coroner has ordered a former inquest into the mysterious death of Anna Nicole Smith's son. TMZ is reporting that a witness is about to testify that Howard K. Stern gave Daniel one of the drugs that killed him.

The inquest will be held March 26th and over 20 witnesses including Anna and Howard will be called. One witness will testify that Howard gave him methadone and after his death, flushed the remaining drug down the toilet.

Scandal! I knew it was Howard in the hospital with the methadone the entire time. I was waiting for a new screw to be thrown into the mess of a life Anna is living. I bet you Daniel is the real father of Danielynn Hope too!

Ever since the birth of her daughter and the death of her son, Anna Nicole Smith and her skeevy boyfriend, Howard K. Stern, have been exploiting their "sadness" for financial gain. They sold everything from their baby pictures to their "commitment ceremony" pictures to even video of Anna giving birth. It's no surprise that Anna is currently shopping around more pics of her baby to the tabs so she can have enough money to buy a home in the Bahamas.

A source said, “After she sold footage and photos of the birth to a TV show, she starting seeing that child as a cash cow. Howard K. Stern takes the pictures and they sell them to the highest bidder.”

Anna still hasn't seen any cash from her dead husband's fortune. Um...but haven't we already seen pictures of Dani Hope? She needs to bump it a bit by selling Dani herself! Seriously, who wouldn't want to own a real-life celebrity baby? I'm not even joking, you know she's going to do it.

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Here are more pictures of Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern enjoying some kind of boxing match in Hollywood, FL yesterday. All the parents out there, please show this to your kids as an example of what crack can do to you. Seriously, this is all sorts of nastiness. I don't even know what to say about that tattoos? I mean are they scratch and sniff? Who are those people anyway? I'm so confused, but I think she is too.

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Yup, that's Anna Nicole Smith with Howard K. Stern at a fight in Hollywood, FL yesterday. Porn star and the beast. What is wrong with her ass?! Someone seriously needs to commit that ho. I don't even know what to say. Pink hair mascara? Oh dear.

A judge today ordered Anna Nicole Smith to submit her daughter, Danielynn Hope, to a DNA test by January 23rd. Larry Birkhead claims to be Dani's father and wants the truth to come out. He filed legal papers last year demanding a paternity test. Anna's skeezy lawyer, Howard K. Stern, has swore that he is the true baby daddy.

Anna is apparently returned to the Bahamas. Larry's lawyer told the judge that she would have her US based lab go to the Bahamas to conduct the test, so Anna just has to get out of bed and answer the door.

No word yet on when the results will come back.

I'm sure Anna will have Entertainment Tonight pay her to film the event. I'm sure she will then put the test results on eBay.

I kind of want Larry to be the true father. Imagine the drama? I mean....it would be like watching a really hot and long episode of Cops.

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A judge ordered Anna Nicole Smith to bring her crazy ass to California to submit her daughter, Danielynn Hope, to a DNA test. Larry Birkhead claims he is the correct baby daddy and wants a paternity test. Anna Nicole Smith has said that her crackhead lawyer, Howard K. Stern is the baby's father.

Larry said, “Christmas has come early, and I thank God that I will soon have the opportunity to prove that I am the father ... and eventually hold her in my arms."

It is unclear whether or not Anna is in the States. She was in San Francisco last week to try and collect from her dead husband's estate, but she may have returned to the Bahamas. I'm sure Anna and Howard will somehow make this a public media event in order to get paid. She's going to go to The Insider and show Danielynn getting tested and cry and cry and make slurred statements. I kind of wish Larry's the father, so I can watch Anna lose it. I mean she would throw herself into the ocean and try and feed herself to the whales.

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ET is reporting that Anna Nicole Smith is back in the US to determine how much dough she is getting from her late husband's estate. Anna was in a San Francisco court yesterday to mediate with a judge and the family of J. HOWARD MARSHALL II to figure out how much she's getting of his billion dollar fortune.

This is the first time since her son's passing and her daughter's birth that she has left the Bahamas. It is unknown whether or not Anna will travel to Los Angeles to deal with Larry Birkhead's claims that he's the father of Danielynn Stern. He is demanding a paternity test.

Of course she'll leave her cocoon for a little cash! I bet she's not even going to deal with the Birkhead thing. She's going to try and get as much dough as she can and flee back to the Bahamas which is fine by me. The less crazy we have in this country, the better. She better watch her ass, because once she gets her fortune Howard K. Stern is coming after her!

Anna Nicole Smith is seeing herself slipping from the headlines, so methinks she's trying to get back in. While giving her 10,000th interview to Entertainment Tonight she said, "I think I might be pregnant again . . . Did that just come out?" She then said she was "just kidding."

She also took the time out to tell that she's coming out with a chocolate product for Trimspa. Um...she needs to stuff her mouth with this new chocolate product and turn it off!

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