Anna Nicole Smith

After Anna Nicole Smith's sugar pepaw, J. Howard Marshall II, passed away, his son tried to keep millions of dollars out of her checking account. Anna and J. Howard's son, E. Pierce Marshall, went to battle for a big piece of his multi-million dollar fortune. But would Anna actually try to knock E. Pierce off so that she could have all the money to herself?! A gold digger's gotta do.....

According to newly released FBI documents, authorities had reason to believe that Anna Nicole was involved in a plot to murder E. Pierce Marshall.

The Associated Press says that they investigated the murder-for-hire-plot in 2000 and 2001. When the FBI confronted Anna, she immediately broke down in tears and denied being involved. One of the agents wrote, "Smith adamantly denied ever contemplating such a crime." As part of their investigation, they confiscated a Wesson revolver, a knife and a Dr. Seuss hat from Anna's home. The FBI didn't explain why they took that stuff. All three items were returned to Anna seven months later.

In 2001, the FBI decided there was not enough information to go ahead with the investigation, so they closed the case and determined that Anna was not a mastermind murderess after all.

E. Pierce Marhsall died 3 years ago from natural causes.

Anna Nicole could never hurt a flea on a fluffy white dog's ass, so I doubt she tried to kill her sponsor's son. Besides, if Anna wanted to murder someone, she wouldn't use a knife or a Dr. Seuss hat. She'd simply send them nekkid pictures of Bobby Trendy.

As expected, Howard K (is for Kreepy) Stern put his slimy claws into handcuffs and was arrested for "conspiring to furnish drugs" to Anna Nicole Smith. And here's his glamour shot!

Last night I said that Howard K's pictures always make me feel like I've just been molested, but this shit goes beyond that. That picture handed me a little dolly, took me to the corner and made me drink a funny-tasting milkshake while stroking my hair. That is a face only a back alley pharmacist could love.

Don't color me surprised, because I'm not, but this is still some shit out of left field (and from 2 years ago). Creepy McCreepster aka Howard K. Stern is expected to turn himself into custody tonight after being charged with making a pill popper even pill poppier (yes, I made up that word). Howard K and two doctors have been accused of conspiring to provide prescription pills to Anna Nicole Smith from 2004 to 2007 even though they knew she was straight-up addicted.

In case you smoked away the memory cells which contain shit from '07, Anna died from an accidental overdose on February 8, 2007 in Hollywood, FL.

Specifically, Howard K, Dr. Sandeep Kapoor and Khristine Eroshevich were charged with 8 felonies. The charges include "unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance," "obtaining a prescription by fraud, deceit or misrepresentation" and "prescribing, administering or dispensing a controlled substance to an addict."

TMZ says each whore's bail has been set at $20,000. Dr. Sandeep is already in custody in Whittier, CA. Oh shit. Maybe OctoMommy can drive down there and entertain his ass with a belly dance. And by "entertain," I mean torture.

You know, I didn't know a ho could be charged with giving a bitch too many drugs? My weedman better not eff with me or the party is over. But seriously, Howard K. Stern should go to prison for just being a fucking creepy skeezer. I feel molested in a wrong way every time I look at his pictures. Bitch better be liberal with the Crisco on his asshole, because it's going to be a long night.

And somewhere in the world, Sugar Pie, Cousin Shelly and Kimmie are celebrating with a round of Night Train. Speaking of Cousin Shelly, let's witness her methness again in this WTF clip from a few years ago.

Okay, after watching that, the L.A. County District Attorney's Office need to also charge Howard K. Stern with whatever he did to this bitch at that time!

When Dannielynn Hope gets a little older, she doesn't have to worry about buying lingerie, because her daddy just bought her a bunch! A bunch of lingerie that belonged to her dead mother. Larry spent $3,000 of Danni's money on some lingerie worn by Anna Nicole Smith during a Playboy shoot.

Larry told AP that he bought the lingerie for his 1-year-old daughter to remember her mother by, "I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn't really know about. Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career."

"You know, it's not something I can show today, but something down the road. It's not going to be in any bedtime stories anytime soon."

You know Larry bought that shit for himself and is blaming it on the poor kid! It matched with his frosted hair. Danni doesn't need lingerie to remember her mother by! She has Sugar Pie and Kimmy. Wait...Sugar Pie is still alive, right? Right?!

Emma Watson has good timing. The girl left her 18-year-old Birthday party, slid into the car and flashed a little LEGAL chocha. The girl was wearing panties, but they were see-through. The girl is a millionaire! She could afford to wax that shit. Well, unless Hairy Potter likes it hairy?

Kids grow up so fast these days. One minute they are playing with legos and the next minute, they are flashing their hoohas for the world to see.

I really wasn't "anticipating" this motion picture until I saw the trailer. Now I fucking can't wait. Here's the trailer for the "Anna Nicole" movie starring Willa Ford. When this movie goes straight to Starz (which it will) make sure you watch it at 3am after a night of drunken debauchery with a bag of cheese popcorn. This movie was made for 3am viewing.

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Today, a judge in Los Angeles declared Dannielynn Hope the sole heir of Anna Nicole Smith's estate. Howard K. Stern filed papers last October to clarify Anna's 2001 will. He wanted to make sure DanniHope was the sole heir, because that was Anna's wish.

Howie's lawyer said, "We and Mr. Stern always believed that Anna Nicole never intended to disinherit her daughter. I'm pleased to say this chapter in the saga is closed."

A trust was also set up for DanniHope with Larry Birkhead and Howard serving as co-trustees. Gay lovers!

DanniHope could inherit millions upon millions from the fortune of her mother's late husband. That whole drama is still tied up in the courts.

How the hell is Howie going to get his hands on the money now? Good going Howie. He's probably thinking he's going to marry Danni in 17 years. Well, he probably is thinking about it.

I hope Danni inherits all that money from her mommy's husband and takes Larry to get his hair done. Those frosted highlights expired a long time ago. It's time to throw away the frost cap, Larry.

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Dannielynn Hope is about to go under the knife to get her cross-eyed fixed and Larry Birkhead has already promised to not allow cameras in. What's a promise?A promise is just an opportunity for a lie in Hollywood. Page Six reports that Larry has already agreed to let The Insider and Entertainment Tonight into the hospital while DanniHope has her operation. He will reportedly take home $250,000.

Larry Birkhead denies this....well sort of. He said, "I don't mind letting the world know how she is when she's done, but no cameras will be there during the surgery. The only reason I spoke about it to begin with was because people blamed Anna's medications when, in fact, it's genetic."

So he's only bringing cameras into the hospital after the surgery? Great, just what Danni needs. A fucking camera in her face while she's waking up from surgery. Oh Larry! You are seriously the greatest father the world has ever known. How is that we as humans have not devoted a whole country to you called "Fatherland" where you, King Father, can rule over the world's children? You really are a gift.

I can't wait for the next DanniHope chapters on The Insider. I'm guessing, "Danni's First Poo On Her Own" and "Danni's First Period" are next. I hope that "Danni's First Beat Down On Her Daddy After She Finds Out He's Been Putting Her Life On Camera" is after that.

UPDATE: Larry promises there will be no cameras at all! “I don’t mind letting the world know how she is when she’s done, but no cameras will be there during the surgery. The only reason I spoke about it to begin with was because people blamed Anna’s medications when, in fact, it’s genetic.”

...The doll or Bindi Irwin. It's mostly her hair. Crimped pigtails? She looks straight out of Kids Incorporated and the last time I checked the year was 2008 not 1988. Although, Stacy Ferguson's crimped hair was really hot in Kids Inc. I really want to like Bindi, but she scares the hell out of me. The rapping she did on "Today" was all sorts of creepy and now this doll. I blame her mother. What her mother needs to do is take her back to Australia and give this chick a normal childhood. If not, she's going to be all sorts of fucked up when she gets older.

The doll has a recording of Bindi telling people to protect wildlife. At least it doesn't say, "I don't like you." That would give me a heart attack.

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Yet another person has come forward and claimed Larry Birkhead prefers the pole to the hole. Anna Nicole Smith's former bodyguard, Big Moe, said Anna basically chose Larry as her baby daddy, because of the way he looked. He said Larry was nothing but a sperm donor.

Big Moe told Access Hollywood, "Anybody that's been around Anna, they would know that Larry wouldn't be her type. First of all, she liked men that was wealthy, I mean that's no secret." He said that Anna knew because of Larry's "lifestyle" there relationship would be nothing but an arrangement.

Big Moe said, "Well, she told me that, you know, he was a homosexual. She knew deep down that he didn't want to be with her." Big Moe is also upset with Larry using Dannielynn Hope to make money. He talked about Larry having pictures taken for a tabloid magazine at Anna's gravesite. "I thought that was very disgusting, I thought it was staged. I do believe he loves his daughter, but the thing is, when he comes on TV and he parades her off, it seems like it's like a laugh in Anna's face. Like, 'Ha! I got her anyway!’"

Larry has denied his homoness many times. It would make sense. I don't know if Larry's gay, but his hair certainly is.

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