Plastic Surgery

Rod Stewart has joined Joe Simpson in saying creepy things about their daughters. Rod thinks that Kimbo Stewart looks good now that she's had a boob job.

He said, "One of my daughters was a bit flat-chested so she had implants. She's got a lovely pair now. Nothing wrong with it, I reckon, if it does wonders for a girl's confidence."

' Um...gross. Yeah, too bad her face still looks like a Ouiji board. Ok, that didn't make sense but pretend it did. I'm lazy.

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Is it at all possible that Jodie Marsh has a stylist? If it is possible then is it possible that her stylist is a gay tiger with the shakes? I mean...who on Earth would put on this hideous mixture? Leave it to this piece of trash to figure something out of an old pair of overalls and disgarded lingerie from the discount bin at Frederick's. Anyway, she put this mess together at the DVD launch for Grease. I think she's supposed to be like a sexy mechanic from the Amazon. Homegirl needs to be put away.

She attended the party with some fag named Ricky Parfitt Jr. I mean even if he isn't gay, his name is. Jodie has terrible wonky eye, but that's from a load in the eye earlier in the evening.

It's a slow news day so I thought I'd cover this ho. I've seen her pictures here and have always wondered who this woman is? Apparently, Christine Peters is a movie producer. She's also married to a mega movie producer or something. I tried to find pictures of her when she looked normal, but no dice. Seriously, this is what happens to women when they move to Los Angeles. They get smog in the brains and makes themselves believes that this is hot. Poor bitch. She's just entered Wildenstein territory.

Pamela Anderson wore day-before-make-up as she attended last night's DVD release of Baywatch in Santa Monica. She also got her Halloween started early by channeling Elvira in a used-up dress. I like Pam, but she needs a 3-month nap. It would help if she removed her make-up every now and again too. These Baywatch hos are not holding up.

Pam laughed off rumors that she's knocked up with Kid Rock's baby. She said, "I think that's just what happens when you get together, but we already have three (kids), so not yet."

Joan Rivers ironically scaring young children at The NYC Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children

Joan Rivers scary-witch-face and myself wish you a happy and safe Halloweens! Try not to get too wasted and get gang raped by a group of men dressed as superheroes. If you do, use protection please. Oh and save me a Skor bar. Do they make that shit anymore?

xoxoxoMichael K

talking about her breasts AGAIN on The View:

"It looked like I got completely butchered up. The areolas ... they looked like goose-shaped eggs."

*Editor's Note* Geese everywhere are pissed!

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Which one is a hemroid and which one is a Lisa Rinna? I bet you can't guess. I'm sorry, but I have to leave now cause I really need to sacrifice my Chinese lunch to the porcelain Gods! Oh and here's Rinna at some event last night! Hurl!

Thanks to VisaGal for coming up with this grossness!

Do the boobs make Jordan or does Jordan make the boobs? That’s the $2 question. Katie Price aka Jordan aka Katie Andre is going under for a fourth boob job. This time she wants to have them reduced.

Jordan, 28, is keen to have a third child and thinks that reducing her fake breasts will help this process. She said, "I hate them. Get them out of me. Yuk. I'm having them reduced and I can't wait. I want them done by Christmas for Peter."

"Men may think they're great but they're just not pert any more and it's a turn-off. I used to love them but I don't need them any more. I hardly ever go out now. I'm always in with Peter so I don't need to show them off. I want another baby but I've got to get a boob job first."

Jordan’s 30Gs plan to be reduced by Christmas just in time for the release of her truly terrible music album with Peter Andre. Homegirl needs to keep those things. That’s one of the reasons why I love her. Big titties go well with small brains!

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