Hello everybody ,
Ive have literally been around the whole world in two weeks from London to Japan around Australia and then to LA and Vegas then back to LA for a 17 hour video shoot , and now I'm back in London eating my mums chicken soup cause im afraid the travelling has caught up with me . I've got sinusitis and strep throat ( i don't even know what that is ) and have been advised to take a couple of weeks off by a doctor in LA and a doctor here .Before anyone starts trying to accuse me of neglecting my fans I want to apologise and say how sorry I am , but I cant risk causing any permanent damage . I hope people can understand and arent too angry .
The cancelled gigs are as follows
Oya Festival - Norway
Way Out West Festival - Gothenburg -Sweden
Sagres - Portugal
Lowlands Festival - Biddinghuizen -Holland
I should be better by V festival so once again I'm sorry and I'll see you at V
"It's in the hands of the relevant authorities and these things take time. The most important thing to her is her fans. She does not want to let them down."
Lily was supposed to perform at the MTV Nomination ceremony, but won't now because she has to return to the UK. I say cancel everything! Lily didn't want to play America a few months ago due to "exhaustion." Tell Lily to take Posh & Becks with her too! In America we actually have to work or have 10 babies and go on welfare. That's why I'm totally moving to Europe.
Source: Daily Mail
Lily Allen happily whips out her third nipple for all to see on a British TV show. It looks more like a dick bruise than a third nipple, but I'll believe her.
"She was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. She has been bailed to return on a date in late July."
Throw away the key! I used to be on Team Lily, but I'm getting sick of this ho. She needs to sit her ass in the corner for a long while. And yes that's Lily's boyfriend. What a peach he is.
Debbie Harry and Lily Allen sang "Heart of Glass" together on The Today Show yesterday. Lily has done the cover during a lot of her concerts while on tour. Debbie has mom hair, but she's still got it. Well, sort of. She's kind of lost her voice, but I will always love Debbie.
Lily is really starting to annoy me. That whiny voice and snotty attitude. Over it. Debbie is twice her age and has more sex appeal in her pinky.
“I played twice at Wembley Arena last year and I’m playing Wembley Stadium in a couple of months. I’m over here in America where I’ve sold more than 500,000 albums. I wonder when Girls Aloud (Cheryl's group) last came over here to promote an album? I don’t think anyone has even heard of them over here.”
Will they whip out their cocks already to see who has the biggest! UGH! Stupid broads! There are wars in this world! Ahahaha...
I know I've said bad things about people in the past , though the majority of them have been blown wayyyy out of proportion , but this i mean - Cheryl if you're reading this , I may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of autotune . I must say taking your clothes off , doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying , your mother must be so proud , stupid bitch .