Panty Creamer of the Day

Panty Creamer Of The Day

It's been a long ass time since I've done a "Panty Creamer of the Day," but I felt that Ryan Gosling's hotness was deserving of the title. Usually, I don't go for this kind of bland bitch, but I don't know what it is about him. He's a sizzling piece of bacon on a stack of hot maple-syrup covered pancakes. Yes, I know he's Canadian.

Here's Ryan buying me something special in West Hollywood yesterday.

Wenn



Panty Creamer Of The Day: Woody Allen

 

Woody Allen looked hot (literally) as he left his NYC hotel Saturday night. No wonder his adopted daughter couldn't stay away from him. He is a piece of hot man. 

There's always one bitch at work that always has pit stains. I've worked in joints where people would sweat when the a/c was on full blast. I would wear a parka and shit and their pits were sprinkling sweat. I don't understand it, but I guess it's better than crotch sweat.  

 
Wenn
 
 


Panty Creamer Of The Day: Milo Ventimiglia In Best Life Magazine

 
The only way these pictures of Milo Ventimiglia in October's Best Life Magazine could be any better is if bitch was in his undies and nothing else. Now, I don't like 'em nude. There's something about seeing the dick in the light that isn't so appetizing. It sort of just looks like a sad slug who has just been sprinkled with a little bit of salt.
 
Anyway, I don't watch Heroes, but I love this hot piece. I'm also praying he isn't dating that midget cheerleader!  
 
 
Source: ONTD
 
 
 


Panty Creamer Of The Day: Rachel Zoe

 
I thought this was Nicole Richie at first, but I didn't see a baby bump, so I realized it was Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe looking like a fine ass piece. I know a few crackhead alley cats that will pick those bones clean. Rachel really needs some virgin blood stat! She's fading and fading fast. She looks like Pebbles Flinstone's great great granmama. Does she even breathe oxygen?!? Unreal.
 
Here's Rachel at the Twenty8Twelve launch party last night.
 
P.S. - She's 35! Yeah, 100 years ago. 
 
 
 


Would You Hit It?

 
Steve Sanders is like fine wine, he gets better with age. His titties are a little lumpy and he most likely has blonde pubes, but the things I would do. I was always about Dylan McKay, but while Luke is losing the battle, Ian is definitely winning it. 
 
Yes I'd hit it, felch it, snowball it, whatever.... 
 
Here's Stevie in Malibu yesterday. 
 
 
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Panty Creamer Of The Day: Mario Lopez

 
Oh hell yes. This is just what I need to end the week. Slater is looking better than ever. Who's that twinkie with him? He better step off! Just kidding. Save your e-mails.
 
Here's Slater jogging on the beach on 7/18. I don't see much of a package which is a wee (pun intended) bit disappointing.
 
 
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Panty Creamer Of The Day: Mickey Rooney

 
Yes Mickey Rooney is still alive and yes he's a hot bitch and yes I'd hit it. He's a National ICON! He's like 86, I think. Here's this hunk of man at the Los Angeles Film Festival yesterday. Don't hate, he looks better than Janice Dickinson (see below).
 
 
 
 


Panty Creamer Of The Day: Kenny G

 
It's your favorite piece of ass Kenny G with his son in NYC. Kenny is turning 51 tomorrow and his ass doesn't look that awful. I'd let him caress my bare buttocks with those lovely locks of his. I mean bitch probably knows how to play "My Heart Will Go On" on the skin flute. That's romance. 
 
 
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Panty Creamer of the Day: Hugh Jackman in Australia, Part II

 
Dear Hugh Jackman,
 
I'll pay for the babysitter, you pay for the Boones Farm and rubbers. You'll need magums I'm sure. Why deny it? The heat between me and you. How can you just leave me standing alone in a world so cold? You get the point. It's inevitable. Oh and Happy Memorial day! Wait, do they have that in the land down under? Maybe no. Ok, gooday mate or something.
 
xoxoxMichael K 
 
 
 
 
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Panty Creamer of the Day: Hugh Jackman in Australia

 
Hugh Jackman went topless while spending some qt with his family at Australia's Bondi Beach. Hugh is busy filming a Baz Luhrman epic with Nicole Kidman, so the ook some time out to give us the body. I always forget that this ho is hot. I bet you he sucks the snake every now and again too. 
 
 
 


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