"She cares for Jake, but the timing is crappy. She doesn’t have enough emotional space for him right now.”
Emotional space = A cock
Source: Us Weekly
Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted in the underwear department of a Bloomingdale's recently sifting through all of the tightey whities. He was going through every single brand, taking them out and examining them.
A source said, "He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow . . . He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city's most highly trafficked department store."
Damn! Can't a homo practice his fetish in peace without everyone tattling on him? Damn.
on changing his niece's diaper:
"I wanted to see what it was like. So she handed me my niece and I put her down on the changing table and I un-knotted her organic diaper. I really never knew, and I am naive, of course, but I never knew that it was orange. I have a very short gag reflex. So when I saw it (I started gagging). I (was gagging) and handed her back!"
Source Thanks Gus