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KFed reportedly found out Jamie Lynn was knocked up before Britney and now he's apparently giving JL major support. A source told OK! that KFed has reached out to Jamie Lynn to offer his help. A source said, "Kevin has long thought of Jamie Lynn as a little sister. He was heartbroken because he was concerned about what it would mean for Jamie Lynn's future. He just wants to be part of the support system."

 

Yeah right! I know what he's trying to do. KFed is trying to claim that baby, so he can hit up yet another Spears girl for cash. He wants to eat them out of house and home. Too bad their house and home is filled with nothing but cheetos and frapps. It's going to do nothing for him, but make him fat and gassy. 

 

Britney on the other hand is reportedly blaming herself after she already blamed her mom, Lynne Spears. A source said Brit is telling her friends, “I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff and haven’t been a good role model. I warned this girl, I really did. She seemed to take my advice. I’m really disappointed in her. I told her over and over just to be a kid and let the adult things like sex and drinking and all that wait. I just can’t believe she’s pregnant. She is way too young to be a mom. She should be having fun and stuff, not having a baby.”

 

I doubt that hick really said this shit. She can barely put complete sentences together and what friends did she say this shit too!? She doesn't have any! She probably got all her stuffed animals out and sat them in chairs to "discuss" the Jamie Lynn thing with them. They are excellent listeners.

 

 

 

Parasite and KFed are totally going to get married. I can smell it. She will be SPF and JJ's stepskank! Damn, that would be perfect. Anyway, Paris and KFed partied again together last night at Pure in Las Vegas. Pure SKANKS is what they should change their name to.

 

Paris was without her pizza boy and was all over some dude in a wheelchair most of the night. Probably because he's the only man in the room that can't run away from her nasty ass! She's such a tool. 

 

 

 

 

 

At first I thought I was looking at pictures from the inside of a San Francisco bathhouse. Raw assholes everywhere! Smells like shit. KFed, Brody Jenner AND Paris Hilton all in one room? HELL!!!!

 

Here's the three assholes partying at LAX in Las Vegas last night.  

 

 

 

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Britney Spears wants to get her boys drug tested, because she believes KFed is smoking weed around them. The laughs just don't stop!

 

A source told Life&Style , “Britney believes Kevin’s been smoking pot in front of the kids. She says she can smell it in the boys’ hair and on their clothes when she has her visitation with them.”

 

“She’s asked the court-appointed monitor and her lawyers if they can prove the kids have been exposed to environments in which drugs have been taken." They told her to snip some of her boys' hair right after they've been at KFed's house. They can test the strands of hair. Don't even let that moron near those children's heads with scissors.

 

Apparently, Brit wants to hold an emergency hearing to ask The Commish to make KFed submit to drug tests as well.  

 

If I had to deal with KFed and Brit on a daily basis, I'd be hitting the weed pipe too. Shit. SPF and JJ's first phrases were probably "pass the bong."

 

 

 

Seriously! I want a douche hawk. I want to ride around shotgun in a douche mobile. I want a douche cover for my iPhone. I want to wear a douche sweater I bought at Forever 21.

 

With all that being said, I'd let him stick the tip in. I'd be afraid I'd get pregnant though. KFed sperm is not to be messed with.  

 

 

 

 

 

Brit Brit created a shit storm (like her sofa) while shopping at Barnes & Nobles and Target yesterday. BS probably thinks she's high class shopping at target. "Ah's not shoppin' at tha piggy wiggly ennymo"

 

The police had to be called to escort her to her car. They should've escorted her to the nearest crazy house. Bitch just can't stay the fuck home.

 

In other BS news, KFed wants more money! TMZ reports that KFed currently gets around $15,000 a month in child support. He wants more since he has primary custody. He also has to pay nannies and security. He was also getting $20,000 a month in spousal support, but that stopped earlier this month. His lawyer will be heading back to court very soon to ask for more cash.

 

Brit reportedly makes $700,000 a month.

 

KFed wants more cash and Brit sucks through money like she sucks through frapps....I sense a "denial" coming at the ATM machine any day now for her. 

 

 

 

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KFed is on the cover of the latest Details Magazine where they name him one of the “50 Most Influential Men under 45.” He's #7 along with Larry Birkhead as a "Good Father." Is this a joke?

 

KFed said, “To be a father is… everything. It shows me how little I am.”

 

Compared to Brit Brit, KFed is a good parent. Shit, anybody looks like the parent of the year compared to her. It isn't hard. Wolf spiders who eat their young are better parents than her.

 

They should've renamed the magazine Rat Tails with him on the cover. As much as it sickens me I'd still hit it.  

 

Source: MSNBC

 

 

 

Has Brit Brit finally realized that two can play at that game and hired private investigators to follow around KFed? That's what TMZ says. They claim Brit has hired people to photograph KFed doing illegal shit and dig up crap on him like he's done to her.

 

A source told TMZ that Brit witnessed KFed smoke dope and drink in front of the tots while they were married. Brit's legal team hope they can turn things around, so KFed doesn't look like the perfect father anymore.

 

It's about time, but knowing that hillbilly twit she probably hired Mystery Inc. after watching too many episodes of Scooby Doo! She paid them in Scooby snacks!

 

UPDATE: Brit's lawyer issued this statement to UsWeekly about not being able to drive with the kiddies and other shit. Looks like bitch finally hired a driver.

 

"Recent aggressive actions by individuals who have followed her and blocked her access, with and without the children, have resulted in her decision to take certain security measures which she hopes will only be necessary temporarily, for the protection of the children. Ms. Spears is grateful for and appreciates the support and well wishes of the many, many people who have extended same. "

  

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KFed has been quiet throughout this entire drama and he's apparently going to finally talk. Talk to Oprah that is. The News of the World (so take it for what it's worth) reports that he has agreed to sit down with the Big O early next year to talk about everything.  

 

A source said, "He wants to give his side and show the world he is a good father and concerned ex-husband. It's a huge step but he could turn around the public's view that he was the reason behind Britney's meltdown."

 

A few weeks ago it was rumored that Oprah wanted to interview Britney and called the mess herself. Brit never returned her phone calls. This is the O's revenge! 

 

KFed is most likely using his kids to suck every dime he can out of Brit, but at least he's laying low and keeping his mouth shut. Well played. Brit needs to step it up and trump KFed by going on Nancy Grace. Watching Nancy completely skewer Brit on her show would complete my 2007.

 

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KFed's alleged girlfriend, Nicole Narain, is making some money off the whole custody debacle by speaking to The News of the World. Nicole claims KFed has confided in her on why he left Brit and why he's fighting for custody of his two boys. In case you don't know this trick, she was Colin Farrell's co-star in that little sex video. Here's what this slut claims:

Nicole said it was the incident where Brit was breastfeeding JJ while drunk that made KFed realize he needed out of the marriage.

 

KFed allegedly told Nicole, "I'd see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, ‘If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.' I was terrified she was poisoning my son. But she wouldn't listen. She never would. She treated me like one of her employees who bowed to her every whim."

Nicole claims KFed is not fighting for his boys, because of the money. He's doing it, because he cares for them. She also said that KFed has rooms in his house for his other kids with Shar Jackson.

This hooker goes on and on and on. Blah...blah...blah...blah! Nicole Narain is about as skanky as they come. She'd suck a dick for a Chuck E. Cheese ticket. Do I believe her? Nothing shocks me about this whole Brit war. People are coming out of the roach motels saying all sorts of things. It's probably true, though. HA!

Breastfeeding while on vodka? Vodka con leche! Delicious! Add some peppermint Schnapps and you've got yourself some vodka milk punch!