Janet Jackson

41-year-old Janet Jackson isn't married, doesn't have kids and isn't planning on it anytime soon. Janet says she's feeling the pressure to get married to troll boy and pop out troll babies, but she's taking her time. She said, "I like where we are, and I'm happy where I am. I've done it twice before. I'm afraid I might be a jinx. I might be allergic to marriage." I think she's just allergic to trolls.

She's also not worried about her biological clock. "I get so much pressure .. even my mother mentioned something to me the other day. But now you can have your eggs frozen and there are all sorts of things you can do. I've still got time so I think I'm okay. I've got to get a little more kid out of me first before I move on and be childish with my child."

Janet already has a child! Troll Dupri! If she ever gets that maternal feeling, she can put a diaper on him, stick a rattle in his hand and a pacifier in his mouth. It's the same thing practically! He would probably even start crying like a baby when you pinch his cheeks.

Besides, doesn't Janet only have like 2 ribs now? That baby's not going to have any support. Her pregnant belly is just going to hit the ground.

Source: People

Janet Jackson's video is out for "Feedback" and it's some sort of outer space shit. It brings back memories, because it reminds me of the cheap ass solar system display I made in elementary school out of Styrofoam balls.

Janet is hot, but she isn't human. Actually, she's probably made out of Styrofoam balls too.

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Janet Jackson has a new song called "Feedback" out. It's on her next album which comes out in February. It was alright until bitch started talking about her period. Seriousy bitch says "I'm heavy like a first day period" and then goes on to say "sexy sexy sexy" over and over again. There's nothing sexy about a first day period unless you want to get your red wings and if that's the case, you are nasty as hell. Tell your mama to slap your face for me.

And does anybody actually sing anymore? I mean it sounded like Apple Computers did the vocals on that.

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Thanks Michael & Brian (for pointing out that period shit)