Amanda Lepore

Organic beauty collided with natural glamour at the Rockit Masquerade Ball at XL in NYC last night when the world's first supermess Janice Dickinson touched her collagen-filled labia lips next to fully functional mannequin goddess Amanda Lepore. Janice Dickinson is this generation's Jane Russell and Amanda Lepore is this generation's Marilyn Monroe (sorry, LiLo) and so if you watch Gentlemen Prefer Blondes through a crystal, these pictures are what you'll see. Or is if it you watch Gentlemen Prefer Blondes while high on crystal, these pictures are what you'll see? I get confused.

The heat from the lights threatened to turn Janice and Mandy into one giant puddle of melted beef jerky, silicone, liquified porcelain, red rubber and candle wax, but they kept thrusting because the show must always go on.

If you want to know what a Jell-O mold looks like in heaven, get on this NSFWBWAYWAAPTFUGBLT (Not Safe For Work But Why Are You Working At A Place That Frowns Upon Glorious Beauty Like This) link to see Mandy's exquisitely sculpted chest domes.

If you're serving jury duty in Manhattan this week, and planned to show up looking like Breathless Mahoney at a midnight funeral....then you better change your look pronto! The one and only Amanda Lepore beat you to it! Here's Amanda reporting for jury duty yesterday morning. The crime rate in NYC is about to reach a fever pitch, because bitches are going to do some illegal shit in hopes that Amanda will throw the glitter-covered book at them.

via Cazwell's Twitter (Thanks Laura)