Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake brought greasy-back to the premiere of Alpha Dog in Los Angeles last night. The movie shot was ages ago and is supposed to be a turkey. It also stars Bruce Willis, Emile Hirsch, Ben Foster, Sharon Stone and Olivia Wilde. In the movie Justin plays a drug dealer who becomes the youngest man to make it on FBI's Most Wanted List. Yeah, a real achievement.

Mary J. Blige picked up 8 Grammy nominations today. Red Hot Chili Peppers received 6. The awards will be announced February 11, 2007 in Los Angeles. Justin Timberlake, Mary, James Blunt, Chris Brown, KT Tunstall, Amy Lee, Ludacris, Corinne Bailey Rae and Rascal Flatts announced the nominations this morning.

Album of the year nominees went to the Dixie Chicks, Gnarls Barkley, John Mayer, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Justin Timberlake.

American Idol winner Carrie Underwood was nominated for best new artist.

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Unfortunately, Parasite Hilton sucked the wrong dicks and didn't receive one nomination.

Cameron Diaz went on Jay Leno last night and talked about her nose job in past tense. It was reported that she already had the operation for "breathing issues." She said she can't breathe out of her right nostril, because she has so much jizz stuck up there. Actually, due to accidents and such.

She said, "It's not cosmetic, it's for breathing purposes. They’re going to go in and fix the bone so the deviated septum is no longer blocked. You won't notice... it's not cosmetic."

Earlier, she told Ellen Degeneres that she won't marry Justin Timberlake. She said she's a commitment phobe. Yeah, I don't think he wants to marry her ass either.

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Justin Timberlake not only hosted last night's MTV Europe Music Awards in Copenhagen, but he was the big winner. He won best male video and said, "Thanks MTV. Thanks Copenhagen. And thanks to my mum for birthing me best male."

Cute.

The Title explains it all. I'm sure this turns him on more than Cameron Diaz doing a strip-tease for him. Her butt cheeks are just as greasy, though.

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