Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake Thinks He's Funny

Justin Timberlake dons a curly wig, pornstache and stuffed crotch for his new movie "The Love Guru." The movie also stars Mike Myers, Jessica Alba and Verne Troyer. A real winner. You know your movie is going to suck when Justin Timberlake looks like the funniest thing in it. After seeing his other movies, this bitch should quit the acting thing.

I think he stuffed his crotch with the same strap-on Jessica Biel uses on him.

Justin, take off your shirt, sing in that high-pitched Jacko voice and stay out of movies. If you follow these three rules, everything will be ok.

And will Mike Myers just stop already! Just stop! Open a window, breathe in the fresh air and stop! That's all I can say about him.

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Hudson & Timberlake?!?

File this under: They probably got the names mixed up! Page Six reports that Kate Hudson and Justin Timberlake have been seeing each other for about a year. Kate has been linked to Owen Wilson and Dax Shepard the past year. Justin has been linked to She-Hulk Biel.

A source said, "Kate is very private and refuses to be seen with him in public. She doesn't want to be humiliated like Cameron Diaz was when he dumped her. But they talk every day on the phone and see each other often." Reps for both Kate and Justin deny they are dating.

What the hell? Do reporters and writers just draw names out of a hat and decide who will be dating this week? Kate and Justin do make sense though. Both of them are probably the most annoying bitches on the planet. Maybe their annoying personalities would cancel each other out?

Hudson better beef up her security. She-Hulk Biel isn't going to like her woman being linked to another chick. She's going to throw a car at her ass or something. Hudson better watch out.

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The Internet Is Our Mirror

Thank you Justin Timberlake for warning me of wearing this kind of tool outfit in public. I seriously would probably wear something similiar to this, but now Justin has saved me. He looks like an extra from Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video. I hope he continues to grow out his pube beard. I hope it grows all the way to his chest. That will be extra sexy.

Here's JT having dinner with his friends. He also posed for pictures with fans. A first, right? Doesn't he usually tell them to fuck off?

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KFed Visits Britney's Ex

It was meeting of the exes last night.....sort of. KFed made a visit to the Staples Center in Los Angeles to see Britney's ex, Justin Timberlake. He wouldn't answer any questions about the custody battle or about the kids. He just gave a peace sign and went on in.

He needs to sell those CZs and pick up some new threads. Those clothes look straight out of 1999. Ugh and I hate that Britney has basically forced me to like him. I'd still let him tap it. UGH!

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Noooo RiRi Nooooo!!!

The Alien Princess and the Queen of the VMAs, Rihanna, denied that she was dating Shia LaDouche last night. But....MediaTakeOut reports that she went home with Justin Timberfuck at the end of the night.

A source said, "Justin and Rihanna were hanging out and [talking] for a while. Then they both got up all nonchalant and left together ... It was crazy because Jessica [Biel] was there and she was looking all over for [Justin] ... Poor girl."

I'm going to choose to not believe this. RiRi wouldn't mess with that doofus. He's soo....dorky and not cute dorky, just straight-up dorky.

I can't blame JT for wanting to tap that though. He probably got sick of being manhandled by She-Hulk Biel.

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Britney Doesn't Seem That Interested In A Comeback

Timbaland had his Virginia Beach studio all set and Justin Timberlake was on board, but where was Britney Spears? Page Six reports that Jive, her record label, got the shock of their lives when Brit backed out from recording a duet with her old boyfriend, Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. The studio felt that with Justin and Timba, this could be her big comeback. Brit didn't see it that way.

Justin wrote the song just for her. All Brit had to do was fly to Virginia Beach and record her part. Justin would record his part later in a different studio.

A source said, "She's looking for a comeback, and this would have not only been a huge hit, but something she could have opened the MTV Video Awards with and really blown everyone away."

"Listen, everyone is worried. In her mind, her album is done and she's done enough work . . . She's an easy target right now, because she's . . . sick. People like her are sick. It's like an anorexic who's sick in the head and needs help. She needs help. It's sad because what she's got - and we've heard it's like bipolar disorder - can easily be treated with medication, but she won't do it."

There's rumors that Brit won't perform at the VMAs and Justin and Madonna will take her place instead. A label source said that Jive is sticking by her even though they are disappointed with her decision not to record with Justin and Timbaland.

Homegirl is beyond bi-polar. It's like she's doing this on purpose. Maybe she's the greatest genius in the world and all of this nonsense is part of her master plan.

The FDA should really look into what's in those Cheetos. Bitch probably eats like 20 bags a day, so I'm sure that's the main cause of her retard in the brain.

I'm surprised Justin wanted to record with that mess! I would think even Joey Fatone would turn her ass down for a duet.

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Timbercheat

Page Six reports that Justin Timberfuck might be stepping out on his he-lady friend, Jessica Biel. Witnesses say the other night at a party for HBO at the Tribeca Grand Justin was flirting it up "with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night at a cocktail table near the dance floor." The witness claims the two seemed into each other and nobody else was around.

A source close to JT said, "He is notorious. He will fuck anything." Hahahah!

Let's see JT has screwed Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Biel....yup, he'll fuck anything.

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What's That Justin?!

You look like you just saw Britney Spears without her busted hair extensions?! HAHAHA!

CLICK HERE to see Britney all natural and WITHOUT used up Barbie hair!!

Can you say "38-year-old mom starting a new life as a lesbian?!" Personally, I'm not loving it and I'm surprised her hair isn't fried to the scalp!

Above is Justin outside his NYC restaurant last night.

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Do We Still Care About These?

Justin Timberlake led the MTV Video Music Whatever nominations today. Justin was tied with Beyonce for 7 nominations total, followed by Kanye, Rihanna and Amy WINO.

The show will be broadcast live on MTV of course on September 9th at 9 from Las Vegas.

Justin, Rihanna, Amy WINO and Lily Allen will perform with a bunch of other people. Here's a partial list of nominees:

Video of the Year
» Amy Winehouse: "Rehab"
» Beyoncé: "Irreplaceable"
» Justice: "D.A.N.C.E."
» Justin Timberlake: "What Goes Around ... "
» Kanye West: "Stronger"
» Rihanna (featuring Jay-Z): "Umbrella"

Male Artist of the Year
» Akon: "Don't Matter," "I Wanna Love You" (featuring Snoop Dogg), "Smack That" (featuring Eminem)
» Kanye West: "Can't Tell Me Nothing," "Stronger," "Classic (Better Than I've Ever Been" — DJ Premier remix, featuring Nas, KRS-One and Rakim)
» Justin Timberlake: "Let Me Talk To You/ My Love," "SexyBack" (featuring Timbaland), "What Goes Around ... "
» T.I.: "Big Things Poppin' (Do It)," "You Know What It Is" (featuring Wyclef Jean), "What You Know"
» Robin Thicke: "Can U Believe," "Lost Without U," "Wanna Love You Girl" (remix, featuring Busta Rhymes and Pharrell)

Female Artist of the Year
» Amy Winehouse: "Rehab," "You Know I'm No Good"
» Beyoncé: "Irreplaceable," "Beautiful Liar" (featuring Shakira)
» Fergie: "Big Girls Don't Cry (Personal)," "Glamorous" (featuring Ludacris), "Fergalicious" (featuring Will.I.Am)
» Nelly Furtado: "Maneater," "Say It Right"
» Rihanna: "Umbrella" (featuring Jay-Z)

Best New Artist
» Amy Winehouse: "Rehab," "You Know I'm No Good"
» Carrie Underwood: "Before He Cheats"
» Gym Class Heroes: "Clothes Off," "Cupid's Chokehold/ Breakfast in America"
» Lily Allen: "Alfie," "Smile," "LDN"
» Peter Bjorn and John: "Young Folks"

Click here to see the entire list. I'm still surprised they do this shit. It feels so 80s to me. Justice better win video of the year. That shit is awesome.

I also hope Justin shaves that pubic hair beard (I'm not talking about Biel) by then.

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I'll Take Chris Over Justin Any Day

She-Hulk, Jessica Biel, might be cheating on Justin Timberlake with that hot ass bitch Chris Evans. According to Star Magazine, while Justin is busy touring in Europe Jessica has been caught "canoodling" with her ex-boyfriend Chris.

Sources say the two exes met up at a mutual friend's wedding where they got cozy and made out.

A source said, “It looked as if they were completely absorbed with one another. From what I could see, Jessica hardly left Chris’ side. They were holding hands and cuddling all night - even trading little kisses! They sat together and even walked to the bathroom together. Everyone was shocked because we thought she was dating Justin. But it didn’t look like she was thinking about him that night - she was consumed with Chris…”

This same source said they left together and it looked like they were going to go have sex. HAHAHA! They were probably just going to go work out together. Jessica can spot him.

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