The "Who Cares?" News

Rachel Bilson? - SOW Cliff Clavin replaces Big Pussy - iVillage Nicole Kidman knows how to castrate bulls. I think Tom Cruise was her first guinea pig - ICYDK Kate and Pete like to eff everywhere - CW Why did Posh go blonde? - INO Madonna's just jealous - Gabsmash

Brit skips out of rehab for a quick minute to attend an AA meeting - TMZ

Vintage CoCo with Ice-T sucking on her tit! - The Bastardly

Is Taylor Hicks the first Idol loser? - AP

John Travolta and his "baby making" positions - ICYDK

ANS will get a super-spectacular-over-the-top funeral - CW

Chris Rock may be pulling a Brad Pitt - NYDN

Katherine Heigl is stuck on Grey's Anatomy - SOW

Wolfgang Puck spreads the disease - Gabsmash Nicole and Joel to make it legal? - Derek Hail Ben Affleck paid for pussy? - The Corsair Mark Wahlberg and Joaquin Phoenix were almost bumping uglies in Brokeback Mountain - ICYDK Eddie Murphy claims he's not a sore loser - SOW George Michael is addicted to weed - Celebitchy

Master Tom Cruise - SOW Daniel Baldwin is a great role model for Britney Spears - ICYDK Diarrhea Fish? - SAYOR MK Olsen really likes her purse, like REALLY likes it - Mollygood JK Rowling is suing eBay - Glitterati Jade Goody on damage control in India - BBC News

John Travolta's Oscar rug - Cityrag James Blunt didn't even try to dress up last night - The Bastardly JHud VS Beyonce - BWE Cher is looking busted - SOW JJ and SPF visit Britney Spears in rehab - ICYDK Angelina Jolie returns to Africa - Celebrity Nation

Selma Blair's new piece is prettier than she is - ICYDK Did Antonella Barba's nude pics save her? - Derek Hail Hugh Grant is free to attend Bitch Hurley's wedding - Glitterati What did five fingers say to the face? - College Humor Which SNLer is loving the snow? My money's on Samberg! - Jossip Gone with the Wind the Musical? STOP THE EFFING MADNESS!!!! - SOW

Anna and Dr. Meth get cozy at a gay club with Stern and Birkhead watching - The Rad Report A flying greasy bear! - TMZ Anna Nicole Smith tried to reach out to Britney...blind leading the blind! - SOW Sienna Miller and Jamie Burke "canoodle" on the beach - ICYDK Gwen Stefani sends Brit some love - INO Did Brit try and off herself twice? - Tabloid Whore

Does Brit Brit have a 3-year drug problem? - We Love Celebs Keanu Reeves can not be slumming it with Jennifer Aniston or is it the other way around... - CN A Grey's Anatomy spin-off? - SOW Hugh Grant thinks plastic surgery is hot - ICYDK Are Brangelina getting marriage counseling? - Glitterati ANS was about to change her will - CDD

You don't say?! Rocky caught with stereoids? - EC Posh & Becks to buy Madge's old crib - INO Kim Mathers wants to vomit in her mouth everytime she hears about Eminem - Gabsmash XM and Sirius have the urge to merge - Stereogum Paris Hilton's bday party was a star-studded event - Mollygood Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox have dinner at Nobu...yeah it looks just as exciting as it sounds - ICYDK

SCARY Spice is right - INO Whitney Houston and Ray-J go out again - Concrete Loop Lindsay Lohan celebrates her rehab stint by going to a club - IBBB Kathy Griffin's father passes away - r Blog eBay pulls Britney's hair auction - SOW Dominic Monaghan likes to paint his nails and wear skirts - ICYDK