The "Who Cares?" News

Jerry Springer: The Opera will make its US debut in Chicago next year - Playbill

Christopher Walken to play Ozzy Osbourne? Well, he's got the beat part down. - Gabsmash

Borat's gay son revealed - Radar

My favorite reality TV couple of all-time gets a house and a car from Rosie O - Canada.com

Britney Spears calculated divorce plans - SOW

This dude claims he's the real Borat. Why would you want to admit that? - AP

Eric Bana is the latest Aussie rumored to play Steve Irwin - SAYOR

Did Anna Kournikova drop a ton of weight? - Gabsmash

The former Mr. Jennifer Garner gets engaged - I'm Not Obsessed

Kellie Martin pops out a kid. I hope Corky is the Godfather. - SOW

Lance Armstrong completes the NYC marathon, but struggles. Unfortunately, his rock aka McConagay wasn't there to support him. - People

Heather Mills is apparently hot in the sex dept. Not what I needed to know. - SOW

Marianne Faithful is cancer free! - Yahoo

That was fast, the ScarJo sex tape is now for sale. - WWTDD

Shanna Moakler calls Paris Hilton a "drug obsessed clown" - SOW

Kate Moss wins an award and it isn't crackhead of the decade - Yahoo

Sex and the City may get a movie after all. It will be retitled Sex and the Retirement Home - HGW

Nicole Kidman doesn't want to face the music - Celebrity Nation

Martha Stewart will tear Rachael Ray a part - Page Six

Eminem continues to trash Mimi for no reason - ONTD

The Hoff will cut your dick off - SOW

Boy George gets slammed and not in a good way - Yahoo

Why is Oprah having Kirstie Alley appear on her show in a bikini? Does she hate us that much? - People

Madge tried to pay off David Banda's daddy - TMZ

Abbie Cornish denies being a homewrecking slut - SOW

Ivanka Trump goes through men like her daddy goes through wives - People

Courtney Love channels Britney Spears - Cityrag

Foofy Foofy has almost met his goal of having 10 kids! - People

Pete Doherty gets turned on by wearing women's clothes. I thought Kate's skinny jeans were looking a bit stretched out - SOW

Posh Beckham wants a Royal title, unfortunately the title of dumb cunt is taken - Daily Mail

Angelina Jolie will sue some bitches in Cambodia for things that I don't understand nor care about. - Yahoo

Oprah will give out $1,000 debit cards to audience members, but they must spend the money on a charity. What the hell kind of pressie is that?! Can I use it on a "I really need a hot coat foundation?" - Yahoo

This man shit in my kitchen - Gawker

Pictures of Jared Leto getting ready to attack a hobbit - Brooklyn Vegan

Thanks to Andrew Harrison for including Dlisted in an article on celebrity blogs for November's Marie Claire UK!

Owen Wilson totally waxes his ass - SOW

Saw III starring Atoosa Rubenstein made a bundle of cash this weekend - Yahoo

Jacko to come out of hiding - Gabsmash

Anna Nicole Smith may exume her son's body...Jesus! - Us Weekly

A new day, a new airport and a new Snoop Dogg arrest - AP
If you woke up really hating the world this morning.....you can add fuel to the fire by listening to the entire KFed album! - AOL
Liam Gallagher is the biggest drug addict (and douche) of all time! - SOW
Clay Gayken on Gays of Our Lives - ET
Larry Birkhead goes sue happy and sues Anna Nicole Smith again! Can't this crackhead get a break?! - Washington Post

Parasite Hilton named the #1 bitch film fans would like to see die in a horror movie. She's probably the #1 bitch fans want to see die in general.

Hong Kong is not feeling Mimi.

Katie Couric & Kelly Ripa: Battle of the dimwits.

Oprah is haunted by Aushwitz.

The Dancing with the Stars Tour?! Hosted by Slim-Fast?! Hmm..that makes sense.