The "Who Cares?" News

Eminem continues to trash Mimi for no reason - ONTD

The Hoff will cut your dick off - SOW

Boy George gets slammed and not in a good way - Yahoo

Why is Oprah having Kirstie Alley appear on her show in a bikini? Does she hate us that much? - People

Madge tried to pay off David Banda's daddy - TMZ

Abbie Cornish denies being a homewrecking slut - SOW

Ivanka Trump goes through men like her daddy goes through wives - People

Courtney Love channels Britney Spears - Cityrag

Foofy Foofy has almost met his goal of having 10 kids! - People

Pete Doherty gets turned on by wearing women's clothes. I thought Kate's skinny jeans were looking a bit stretched out - SOW

Posh Beckham wants a Royal title, unfortunately the title of dumb cunt is taken - Daily Mail

Angelina Jolie will sue some bitches in Cambodia for things that I don't understand nor care about. - Yahoo

Oprah will give out $1,000 debit cards to audience members, but they must spend the money on a charity. What the hell kind of pressie is that?! Can I use it on a "I really need a hot coat foundation?" - Yahoo

This man shit in my kitchen - Gawker

Pictures of Jared Leto getting ready to attack a hobbit - Brooklyn Vegan

Thanks to Andrew Harrison for including Dlisted in an article on celebrity blogs for November's Marie Claire UK!

Owen Wilson totally waxes his ass - SOW

Saw III starring Atoosa Rubenstein made a bundle of cash this weekend - Yahoo

Jacko to come out of hiding - Gabsmash

Anna Nicole Smith may exume her son's body...Jesus! - Us Weekly

A new day, a new airport and a new Snoop Dogg arrest - AP
If you woke up really hating the world this morning.....you can add fuel to the fire by listening to the entire KFed album! - AOL
Liam Gallagher is the biggest drug addict (and douche) of all time! - SOW
Clay Gayken on Gays of Our Lives - ET
Larry Birkhead goes sue happy and sues Anna Nicole Smith again! Can't this crackhead get a break?! - Washington Post

Parasite Hilton named the #1 bitch film fans would like to see die in a horror movie. She's probably the #1 bitch fans want to see die in general.

Hong Kong is not feeling Mimi.

Katie Couric & Kelly Ripa: Battle of the dimwits.

Oprah is haunted by Aushwitz.

The Dancing with the Stars Tour?! Hosted by Slim-Fast?! Hmm..that makes sense.

Troll Dupri quits Virgin for Janet Jackson!
Own a piece of Dick (Clark).
Guess the ANTM lesbo?
Fuglies must go elsewheres. ABC cancels Extreme Makeover after only one episode.

Did Molly Shannon have her labor induced just so she could appear in a turkey of a film?

Heather Mills sues two newspaper and claims "I am standing..um..err...half-standing up for my own rights!"

Gwen Stefani will get a sweet escape on December 5th.

Snoop Dogg gets caught with 21-inches. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Reichen Lehmkuhl was forced to do nasty things with other cadets while in the Air Force. The problem is?

I doubt this bitch will get killed on "Lost", but I hope. Can't stand her ass!

Tila Tequila is releasing an album. This may give Parasite Hilton a run for her money in the "Crappiest Album of the Year" category.

YouTube will never be the same again. Sigh.