H.A.M.

The 13th Annual Dream Halloween event was held in Santa Monica, CA yesterday and brought out the Dlisters!! Jamie Lee Curtis went all out as some sort of pirate king thing. I love the fact that this ho doesn't care. She's fug as hell and looks like a fool, but bitch don't care. Dakota Fanning kind of creeps me out as Snow White.

Here's a little sneak peak of this Sunday's Flavor of Love reunion which brings back all of the trash from season 2. New York is no doubt going to kick some ass and announce that she's The Flavorette. She also tucked her dick in for a special night when she attended the Fox Reality Awards yesterday evening.

Look who has come to me from the skies above in a beacon of light! It's my good pal, Hottie, from Flavor of Love 1. She is seriously one of the most elegant and gorgeous ladies I have ever seen in my life. Hottie still has the eyes of crazed deer in the headlights, but I'm hypnotized by her so. Hottie attended last night's Fox Reality Remix Really Awards in Los Angeles. I'm not sure if she picked an award, but she's most certainly Best Actress material. God, she's perfection.

Lisa Rinna being a fug mess at the Camp Ronald McDonald Halloween Carnival on 10/22

Look at this hot mess. Chita Rivera looks like a deer with a little wig and some eye work caught in the headlights at some Broadway event last night in the NYC. Bitch borrowed that wig from Michael Jackson. Again, photographers need to realize that messes like this should only have their picture taken from at least 100 yards away.

GOT DAYUM!!!!?!!! Lil' Kim is the true hotness, but come on now. If she keeps pulling that mug, her eyes are going to end up in the back of her head! That French lady that got her face chewed off by her dog looks better than this hag. I'm going to get some hate mail for that. Lil' Kim fans are no joke!

Swedish piece-o-trash, Victoria Silvstedt is the new Bai Ling. Homegirl will break out a photoshoot almost anywhere. Here she is looking like one huge H.A.M. during a photoshoot in her damn limo.
I kind of love it.

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