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Liza Minnelli went without make-up and in some kind of outfit she picked up at Oakley as she headed into LAX. She's also working some serious butter teeth. That being said, I'd hit it from the back. Hey! She probably looks like a dude from the back!

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Is Gwen Stefani trying out for a role in The Jetsons movie? I'm all for trying new things, but didn't she do this in the 90's when she was "ska?" Homegirl is trying too hard these days to be that fashion icon everybody wants her to be. That dress looks like it's made of plaster. Gavin Rossdale is outshining her fug ass! Her performance at the Billboard Music Awards last night was another story. That song could kill small children.

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I've missed my CoCo! She truly is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Her beauty is undeniable and her style is flawless. Elegance and class seeps from her pores. I mean it look me a long time to realize she isn't made of wax, but she's still hot. She escorted her main pimp, Ice-T, to the "Blood Diamond" premiere in NYC last night. I bet you her diamond is bloody. What does that mean?!

Thanks Wendy

Posh & Karl Lagerfeld at the 2006 Bambi Awards in Germany on 11/30

I was waiting patiently for LaToya Jackson to star in a reality show. Well, she's currently filming "Armed and Famous" in Muncie, Indiana. The show follows "stars" as they train to be police officers in Muncie.

In addition to LaToya the show also features Erika Estrada, Jack Osbourne, Wee Man from Jackass and pro-wrestler Trish Stratus.

The show will premiere on CBS. The stars will go through the normal officer training, graduate and then go out on duty with guns.

LaToya Jackson with a gun?! This show is going to be awesome. I seriously want to get pulled over by LaToya. I could easily argue that I went suffered police brutality from being forced to look at her mug!

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Today is the day where you put on your fighting gloves and smack a ho that tries to steal the last pair of cashmere gloves from you! Happy Black Friday! Courtney Love wishes you an evil day!

Jocelyn Wildenstein aka Freak Show aka Cat Lady appeared at her good friend Lloyd Klein's store opening in London on Tuesday night. Purrrfect. God, she's a beautiful creature. I say creature, because I'm not sure if she's human. I honestly don't know what to make of her. She's trying to kill me with these pictures and it's slowly working. I've seen masks that look more human and I'm not even being funny. Can she even open her mouth? So many questions!

That being said, I'd hit it...only from the back though.

Desperate much? Jordan claims she's worth almost $1 Billion, but homegirl doesn't dress like it. This dress cost $2.99 and was on sale at her local grocery store. Ugh...she smells of pathetica. Peter Andre is pure grease and she's pure cheese. They were of course the first to arrive at the World Music Awards in London today. They were probably told that if they don't show up 3 hours before the show they will give their seats away.

Who am I fooling? She's gorge.

To think that I used to think Chris Klein was the hotness. Look at him now. His cardboard costume has more brain cells than him. That's Ginnifer Goodwin with him and his fug is rubbing off on her. I don't know what is up with these celebrities and their costumes? They always wear the cheapest looking shit. Couldn't they hire some make-up artist and costume designer to fix their shit up? Not Chris though, because I don't think he even knows how to use a phone.

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Retarded prom queen meets retarded girl scout meets retarded Scottish person is the look Fergie tried to work at the MTV Student Voice Awards in Tokyo. A 45-year-old woman like her should not dress like this. Kids, don't do meth...it kill..your face.