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Amy Wino's tour manager, Thom Stone, has quit her tour after his doc found heroin in his system reports The Sun . A source said Thom was inhaling heroin smoke from the tour bus and it has endangered his health.

 

Thom apparently showed Wino a note from his doctor stating "smack" was found in his system. Wino thought it was a joke.

 

The source said, “He was watching them get off their heads on drugs and wondering whether Amy was even going to get up on stage. It was a nightmare job.”

 

I'm surprised bitch didn't suck his face hoping to inhale a little bit of that "smack" from his system. Every drop counts.

 

A source close to Wino said she wanted to get rid of Thom anyway, so it's all worked out for the best. Yeah, having a sober square on the tour bus while you're chasing the dragon is a real downer. Buzz kill.

 

Wait......can you become addicted from inhaling heroin smoke second hand? If not, I'm sooo putting in an application to become Wino's tour manager.

 

 

 

Hittin'! Hittin'! Hittin' the sauce! Well, at least Joaquin Phoenix looks like a happy drunk and not a grouchy one. He looks like he got electrocuted and blowed out at the same time. That mop!

 

Here's Joaquin with his sister Rain at the Toronto Film Festival screening of "Reservation Road." 

 

 

 

 

 

Ronald McDonald's secret love child is that you? No, it's Lauryn Hill! Seriously, Lauryn doesn't give a fuck! Or maybe she does and that's why she put this heinous outfit together. I'm into it though. I can handle the crazy. Someone really needs to give this woman her own reality show STAT.

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

My face hurts everytime I see Vivica Fox. Why is homegirl continuing to inject the botox into that face of hers. There was nothing wrong with it to begin with! But I guess once you go botox you can't go back. At last night's BET Awards she looked like a really bad wax figure of Tina Turner. The wig, the mug, the dress, it's too much!  

 

 

 

 

Oh come on now, John! Showing the lace work like that? Is he going to Tyra Banks' wig maker? I mean....have some dignity!

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I played a gang leader on 'America's Most Wanted.' Thanks to our episode they were finally able to apprehend the criminals and finally bring justice. As an actress you must be versatile. Just like the greats like Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Garner. You have to be versatile to play the role."

 

Source VIA Crunk + Disorderly

 

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No, it's not Blu Cantrell again! It's the biggest shipwreck since the Titanic, Coco Johnsen with fellow wreck, Danny Bonaduce. Coco is most famous for being Bill Maher's #1 girl and she even sued him for $9 million or something. To me she always be an elegant lady.

 

Since Danny's a free man, he should hit that. No, he will probably literally hit that...like with his fist.

 

Here's messy and messier at a CD launch party for "The Hills."

 

 

 

 

H.A.M. ALERT! Blu Cantrell is a singer that had a hit back in the day and by "hit" I mean she was on my iPod. She's been making the L.A. party rounds recently in hideous blonde wigs and blue contacts. I think she's trying to give Lil' Kim a run for her freaky money.

 

She attended an event at LA Dogworks last night carrying a pooch like it was a baby. The look on that poor mutt's eyes clearly say "I'm staying in Culver City, please text Jojo at the shelter to get the correct address. Help me!!!"

 

 

 

Somebody slap this ho! She should get her "rich people" rights taken away from her! This is offensive and I've had enough. The wig, the cowboy hat, the fur, the eyes!!!! Is it that hard to NOT look like a craz, homeless person that just won the lottery?

 

Source: Britney High Res

 

 

 

Oh Sharon! Oh Melanie! Didn't anyone tell you that grannies should not play dress-up with their grandkid's clothes?! That's what it exactly looks like. They are a mess! In all fairness, the theme was "Prom" for the Charity of Hope benefit held last night in Studio City, CA.

 

Sharon followed the theme, but what the hell is Melanie wearing. Nobody wore that to their prom unless there were proms in the 1920s! That's probably when she went to the prom, so it makes sense.

 

God bless Melanie, she needs to stay away from the botox needle.