Brats

Bridget Moynahan has named her son with Tom Brady, John Edward Thomas Moynahan. She decided to leave the Brady out., but hey she got a "Tom" in there.

 

On August 24th Tom told the crowd that his son's name was Johnathon Brady! Ooof!

 

Tom was barely there during most of Bridge's pregnancy and was mostly with his new thing, Gisele Bundchen. Serves his ass right! She's single and he wasn't there, so oh well! I still think she should've named him GisSucks Moynahan.

 

Source: Us Weekly

 

 

 

 

 

Bridget Moynahan popped out a boy today in Los Angeles. Tom Brady is the daddy and Tom is currently dating Gisele Buttchin. While Bridge was knocked up he began seeing Gis.

 

Bridge's spokeswhore told People Magazine , "Mother and baby are doing well."

 

No name was announced, but maybe GotoHellGis Moynahan Brady would be a proper name.

 

Now we just need Salma Hayek's hot ass to pop one out or two or three or four or five!

 

 

It's little baby Alexander Pete Schreiber, son to Liev and Naomi. Yeah, babies are babies, but people like seeing them or maybe people just like seeing celebrity babies. I mean at this age they all look the same to me. They all look like little peaches.

 

This is thrilling stuff. First to say "zzzzz" in comments get a Zinger! Mmmmmmm...Zingers..... 

 

 

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Screw Suri Cruise! These two kids should get modeling contracts. Who knew Cindy Crawford could produce such beauties. Here's CC with her daughter, Kaya, and her son, Presley, at the premiere of High School Musical 2 yesterday.

 

Presley's hair color is to die for and yes he looks like a lady dude now, but he's going to grow out of it. When I was little I was constantly told by strangers that I was such a "pretty girl." Come to think of it, they still tell me that. I like it.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are no longer playing nice when it comes to custody and visitation rights of their daughters. Charlie wants to see Denise's call-girl ass in a court to try and get his visitation rights loosened. He no longer wants supervised visits. Denise has demanded that her nanny is at all the visits and friends of Charlie said this is so she can spy on him.

 

Another source said that Denise is jealous of Charlie's new fiancee and that Denise has even asked Charlie to father another child for her. They also claim that Denise loves the spotlight and claimed she sent flowers to Charlie's fiancee after learning about their engagement, but never did.

 

 

Denise told Page Six that the problem is Charlie and he's trying to mess up the custody agreement. "My mom is going through chemotherapy and I asked Charlie if my mom could see the kids before she got really sick. That's a valid request. He doesn't stick to the schedule he has with the kids - that's not my fault."

 

"I don't want another child right now. I have my hands full and am focusing on my children, my mother and my career. I thought I was past all this stuff."

 

Who do I trust?! I'll go with Denise. Her performance in "Wild Things" moves me to tears everytime.

 

 

 

A new unauthorized biography out in October about Jack Nicholson claims he has a secret handicapped son. Jack is known to have six kids.

 

The book claims, "There are two other possibles whom those closest to Jack whisper about, including one young man who lives with handicaps brought on by his actress mother's drug abuse . . . These are among the closely held secrets he has generally succeeded in keeping from his fans."

 

Jack's rep said, "The allegations of the handicapped son are false and inaccurate. There is no handicapped son of Mr. Nicholson."

 

Reportedly Jack has already paid off one secret love child with a settlement said to be in the six-figures.

 

Above is Jack with two of his brats.

 

Let's be real, Jack is a stud and probably has monster sperm. I'd probably get knocked up by Jack. That being said, those women need to prove he's the daddy and get paid. I'm all about getting paid lately. I mean some of these skanks get away with way too much. 

 

Source; Page Six

 

 

 

DNA tests already revealed that Eddie Murphy was the father of Murphy Brown, his daughter with Scary Spice. He's finally admitting it. He also claims he's paid Scary child support.

 

He issued this statement through his spokeswhore:

 

 

Scary told Essence that the pregnancy was planned.

 

Eddie has already moved on and is engaged to Tracey Edmonds. 

 

Screw him Scary! GET THAT CASH and spend spend spend!!! Drain his ass. Take that rock off of Tracey's finger, pawn it and by Murphy Brown a diamond-encrusted rattle!

 

Source: People

 

 

 

Screw Rumer. I'm into Scout Willis. She's actually the most attractive of all the Willis girls. She's a hot bitch. Anyone that will take a men's undershirt and belt it is A-OK by me.  

 

I was also never into Brucie, but that bitch is looking sexier and sexier with age. I bet the pubes are graying though.

 

Here's Bruce and Scout out and about in my fair Hamlet last night. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Adam Sandler was spotted not wearing his wedding ring on the NYC set of "Don't Mess With The Zohan" prompting rumors that he split from wife Jackie Sandler.

 

Looks like it was just that, rumors. Jackie brought Adam's daughter Sadie to the NYC set yesterday. I've never seen his daughter before and she looks just like him, but with a curly wig. I'm not sure that's a good thing, but she's rich and can work it out when she gets older.

 

 

 

 

 

It's a dude for Richie and a chick for Xtina according to InTouch Weekly . The mag claims that both girls had ultrasounds on the same day, July 25th, at the same hospital, Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles. Weird. I wonder if they shared ultrasound jelly. They probably didn't even use a machine on Nicole! She's so small that they probably just put a magnifying glass up to her belly!

 

Both are expecting this December.

 

Xtina is back in Los Angeles after her doctor ordered her on bed rest after contracting the flu. She cancelled the rest of her tour and came home. Xtina has yet to confirm she's popping one out.

 

A source claims Nicole wanted a girl, but she's "happy" she's having a boy. This source said, “She’s having fun planning for the baby — shopping, picking out names and designing a nursery."

 

Ooo...these brats can date. Naw, Richie's boy will be too small to date Xtina's lady.

 

Richie boy's can date Thumbelina.

 

 

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