Hot Slut of the Week

Birthday: December 26, 1958
Age: 49
Birth Name: Anna Hawkins-Turner

Original Date of HS of the Day: May 10, 2008
Claim to Fame: Norma has the biggest natural tits on the planet! They are size 120XXX!!! Norma Stitz's name is a play on "enormous tits."

Where is she now? She does nude modeling on her own website (NormaStitz.com) and she also makes video appearances.

Why is she HS of the Week? CHICHIS!!!!!!!!! I'd motorboat. Click here to see NSFW pictures of Norma's ridiculously gorgeous chichis. Below is a clip of Norma on The Jenny Jones Show.

Birthday: September 20, 1957
Age: 50
Birth Name: Alannah Currie

Original Date of HS of the Day: May 3, 2008
Claim to Fame: She was a member of the "Thompson Twins." " Hold me now, warm my heart
staaaaay with meeeee!"

Where is she now? Alannah lives in London where she works as a glass artist, environmental activist and artist-upholsterer. On May 8th, she will display several furniture pieces at the Ragged School in London under the moniker Miss Pokeno. Her pieces were made using dead animals. She told The Independent, "When you sit on them, you question the notion of comfort: what's behind you, what had to die to make the chair. I have deep-rooted problems with the notion of comfort. The ultimate comfort would be lying in an upholstered coffin."

Why is she HS of the Week? Because that Miss Pokeno shit is weird. Click here to see her work if you haven't already.

Birthday: January 17, 1986
Age: 22
Birth Name: Chloe Rose Lattanzi

Original Date of HS of the Day: April 21, 2008
Claim to Fame: Chloe is the daughter of Olivia Newton-John. She's also an actress and singer. She's been in some TV shows in Australia.

Where is she now? Chloe is currently entertaining and terrifying audiences on MTV's Cradle of Rock.

Why is she HS of the Week? Chloe reminds me of a young Jocelyn Wildenstein with the voice of a thousand demons. This bitch is going to be big in Iceland. Trust!

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Age: 49
Birth Name: Tricia Walsh

Original Date of HS of the Day: April 16, 2008
Claim to Fame: Tricia is an actress, playwright and charity campaigner. However, she's best known for being the scorned wife of Philip Smith. On April 10th, she uploaded a video to YouTube where she ranted and raved about her divorce.

Where is she now? Hopefully, making a sequel to her first video!

Why is she HS of the Week? This is what happens when the trophy wife gets old and bitter. I'm praying Tricia's video has inspired many more scorned bitches to air their dirty laundry on YouTube. Tricia is the new Heather Mills! The original video is below in case you missed this mess the first time around:

Birthday: September 1, 1989
Age: 18
Birth Name: Bill Kaulitz-Trümper

Original Date of HS of the Day: April 12, 2008
Claim to Fame: Lead singer of the annoyingly popular German band Tokio Hotel

Where is he now? Taking over the world!

Why is he HS of the Week? If Pete Burns and Sonic the Hedgehog had a love child, it would be Bill Kaulitz. Homegirl claims he isn't gay. What does she...I mean he...look for in the opposite sex? "The first thing I notice about a girl, is her hands. I like girls with nice hands. And also nice curves and butt. And she must be spontaneous as well." GAY! Gay and oh-so hot. I bet he's like a Barbie doll down there. He doesn't have a dick or vagina. We need more of this hot bitch over here.

Birthday: January 16, 1989
Age: 18
Birth Name: Meagan Taylor

Original Date of HS of the Day: April 5, 2008
Claim to Fame: Meagan is a student at Queen's University in Canada. The rumor is that daddy gave her $1,000,000 and she used it to put out a song and video in Panama called "Rojo Caliente." Some have called it the worst video and song ever.

Where is she now? Hopefully, daddy gave her more cash and she's working on her follow-up!

Why is she HS of the Week? When asked if her music gives a good message, she answered, "I wrote the song about my red hair which is what rojo caliente...red hot....I never used to like having red hair. I felt different and like I always wanted brown hair or blonde hair or something. For me it was a celebration of my red hair and to me that's important. It's a celebration of differences."

Interview below:

Birthday: March 27, 1963
Age: 45
Birth Name: Maria da Graça Xuxa Meneghel

Original Date of HS of the Day: March 28, 2008
Claim to Fame: Xuxa was a super famous idol to Latin American children in the 80s and 90s. She brought her show to the US in 1993. It didn't do as well. Her show was also broadcast to Japan, Israel, Russia and Australia.

Where is she now? She is considered an icon in Brazil and still makes albums and films.

Why is she HS of the Week? I had no idea who this hot slut was until a few days ago. I'm obsessed now and have spent a few hours looking at her shows on YouTube. She's Brazilian, she was big in the 80s and her name starts with an X. She can't go wrong.

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Age: I have no clue, but some message boards claim she's in her early 50s
Birth Name: ?

Original Date of HS of the Day: March 19, 2008
Claim to Fame: Ramona owns a jewelery line, clothing line and skincare line. She's one of the spoiled rich bitches on the Bravo show "The Real Housewives of NYC."

Where is she now? Probably drunk and partying

Why is she HS of the Week? Ramona's 13-year-old daughter, Avery, is definitely the break-out star of the show. Avery tells her mother that she's "unladylike" and dresses like a slut. Ramona is becoming infamous for threatening to throw her friend's little dog into the pool after a few cocktails. Ramona also considers herself a MILF and on one episode kissed a girlfriend in front of her daughter. TRASH!

She also said she would die if she lived in the suburbs. Send that bitch to the suburbs then! Love her.

Birthday: August 19, 1951
Age: 56
Birth Name: Laura Cecilia Bozzo Rotondo

Original Date of HS of the Day: March 7, 2008
Claim to Fame: In the 1990s she hosted the talk show Laura en América. The show was compared to Jerry Springer, because guests would frequently start brawling on stage. Some people claim Laura used the same actors to play different guests only changing their look with the help of a cheap ass wig.

Where is she now? She has a show called Laura en Accion on Telemundo right now.

Why is she HS of the Week? This crazy slut was on house arrest from 2002 to 2005, because she used her talk show to discredit the opponents of former Peruvian President Alberto Fujimori. She had to move into the studio where her talk show shoots. Peru does not air her talk show, because many Peruvians feel she has shamed their country. There are claims that Laura tours the poor parts of Peru and offers money to anyone who can learn a few lines and play a role on her talk show. When a major earthquake hit Peru in 2007, Laura visited Pisco and discovered a little girl who had lost everything. People quickly recognized the little girl from one of Laura's previous shows where she claimed she was a victim of molestation. Fraud! Thanks to Wikipedia for all these hot tidbits on this crazy mofo.

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Original Date of HS of the Day: February 24, 2008
Claim to Fame: Chola rapper!

Where is she now? Ms. Krazie is either drawing her eyebrows in with a Sharpee, hiding razor blades in her hair or trying to get rid of neck hickeys with a frozen spoon.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because we all need more chola glamour in our lives! Visit Ms. Krazie's MySpace for more info. I'm not into her music, but bitch should be on the cover of Vogue magazine.