Hot Slut of the Week

Birthday: 32
Age: 1977ish
Birth Name: ?

Original Date of HS of the Day: October 31, 2009
Claim to Fame: Deidra has been shaking her chichichichichichiiiiiis and belly all over the internet for a few years now. Deidra mostly works as a BBW internet model, but every now and again she graces TV screens. Most recently, Deidra was a contestant on Canada's Halloween Superstar, but sadly she didn't win that shit.

Where is she now? Deidra is going to be on National Geographic Channel's Taboo in a few weeks where she'll talk about how she embraces being a BBW.
Why is she HS of the Week? I'm just going to let Deidra's MySpace Gallery do the talking.

And below is Deidra's triumphant appearance on Miami Ink:

Birthday: ?
Age: Don't ask unless you want a knot in your forehead.
Birth Name: Abuelita. Simply, Abuelita.

Original Date of HS of the Day: October 21, 2007
Claim to Fame: I'll let Abuelita herself explain: "Por generaciones, el Chocolate Abuelita de Nestlé ha sido parte esencial de nuestra cocina. Al ser rico y espumoso, nos brinda un exquisito sabor con “calor de hogar”. Úsalo para darle vida a tradicionales platillos, como el mole. Y para esos días en que tienes poco tiempo y mucho antojo, disfruta de Abuelita Instantáneo." Doesn't that just warm your inner soul, and make you want to look behind your back for flying chanklas?

And time for a fun fact: Mexican legend Sara Garcia has been the image of Abuelita hot chocolate since the olden days.

Where is she now? Probably burning some brat's tongue for talking back. And Abuelita burns with a hot knife.
Why is she HS of the Week? Do we even need to ask?

Birthday: 1982ish
Age: 27
Birth Name: ?

Original Date of HS of the Day: October 16, 2009
Claim to Fame: Derek J is a hairstylist/wig-tamer in Atlanta who became a fashion icon to all after he made a came on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Derek J still makes my gay bone tingle at all hours of the night (not like that!). If you ever need a healthy supply of glitter and glamour injected into a boring ass event, invite Derek J!

Where is he now? Most likely ransacking the BBW and shoe sections at a designer discount department store. Bitch will destroy a TJ Maxx "just in" designer section like NOBODY ELSE!

Why is he Hot Slut of the Week? Look at him! If this amazing Tasmanian He-Devil doesn't make you feel things you've never felt before, then I don't even know!

(Image via Derek J's MySpace)

Birthday: July 19, 1960
Age: 49
Birth Name: Francine Lons

Original Date of HS of the Day: October 7, 2009
Claim to Fame: Frankie is a crackhead turned jail bird turned breakout reality star. Frankie first became the bowl in my pipe on her daughter's reality show: Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is. Keyshia decided she wanted to distance herself from the fuckery, so BET gave Frankie her own show with her other daughter Neffie.

Where is she now? Last night, Frankie worked the red carpet at the BET Hip Hop Awards (above) wearing dentures made out of Reynolds Wrap and a wig Frankie is also working on a perfume called "HOLLA" and a shoe line called "CODE 10." Lisa Wu Hartwell isn't the only serious business woman in Atlanta.

Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? Because of shit like this:

Birthday: Every day
Age: Forever young
Birth Name: Tengobaila Ailey Astaire Robbins Baryshnikov Fosse Graham Abdul

Original Date of HS of the Day: October 1, 2009
Claim to Fame: Tengobaila is a YouTube superstar who has uploaded hundreds of videos of her busting out moves and burning up her living room carpet. I seriously spent the better part of my weekend watching all over her mini-masterpieces completely sober. Who needs the good shit when you have Tengobaila's kicks and thrusts to take you higher. Yes, it's that serious.

Where is she now? Hopefully choreographing another glamorous ballet to an important piece of music (example: Lissette Melendez's "Together Forever").

Why is she HS of the Week? There is not enough time in our lives to list all the reasons, but below is reason enough. It's a clip of Tengobaila dancing to The Party's "In My Dreams." Yes, The Fucking Party from The Mickey Mouse Club. Tengobaila is single-handedly keeping their memory alive!

Birthday: 1984ish
Age: 25 (CHOKE)
Birth Name: Brynne Gordon

Original Date of HS of the Day: September 22, 2009
Claim to Fame: Brynne's one and only claim to fame is wearing a seriously elegant ensemble to the Barlow Awards in Australia. Brynne, who used to a fitness instructor in California, was escorting her 66-year-old millionaire fiancee. That is seriously her only credit! Hey, it's enough for me. And bitch is still more talented than Heidi Montag.

Where is she now? Most likely having high tea with the finest ladies in Australia. Either that or she's polishing her fiance's limp noodle.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because this time last month, nobody knew who Brynne was. Then she wore a gown fit for a lap dancer and became famous overnight! She's a modern day Cinderella! Sluterella! Cumerella!

Below are your ravishing pictures of the new adopted rose of Australia. You can also click here to listen to a radio interview Brynne gave about the dress. Brynne bought it in Las Vegas (of course) and said she added the rhinestone bra, because the dress needed to be classed up a bit. Amazing.

Birthday: 1990 or 1991
Age: 18 or 19
Birth Name: ?

Original Date of HS of the Day: September 16, 2009
Claim to Fame: Tania is thee premiere serial celebrity hugger over in the UK. Okay, she's the only serial celebrity hugger. Some say Tania is a stalker-type, but I don't think that. She merely just wants to share the love by squeezing the jizz out of celebwhores.

Where is she now? Hopefully, pitching a show with Quween on the Scene. The two are destined to be the new Cagney & Lacey.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because a lot of those famewhores could use a hug. Although, you know Tania sometimes grabs their wallet for a tip. Hey, she earned it. IN THIS ECONOMY, even hugs aren't free.

Below is Tania killing the ear drums of pigeons and humans by "singing" some song she made up while making a shrine to X-Factor. Okay....maybe she's just a little Fatal Attraction-ish....

Birthday: ?
Age: ?
Birth Name: ?

Original Date of HS of the Day: September 6, 2009
Claim to Fame: Grace was a model-type in the olden days, but her career got cut short after she was involved in a serious car crash. After she got fixed back up, she started at the bottom of the barrel at Vogue UK. Now, she's the Creative Director of Vogue US. She's also thee star of that September Issue documentary.

Where is she now? Hopefully, shanking that turtle woman Anna Wintour with her eyes or talking trash about her in the break room.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because Anna Wintour doesn't scare her ass. And because she's a natural ginge. And AND because she might be part Klingon.

Birthday: Sometime in 1943
Age: 66
Birth Name: ?

Original Date of HS of the Day: September 4, 2009
Claim to Fame: MiHat is about to become the First Lady of Japan. And she's also a life stylist, dancer, actress, cookbook author, image coordinator, frequent visitor to Venus and past-life friend of Tommy Girl.

Where is she now? Probably chilling with her homies on Venus and getting read to bring the crazy in a bigger way to Japan when she becomes First Lady later this month.

Why is she HS of the Week? Um. The woman's soul has traveled to Venus on UFO while her body slept. Isn't that reason enough?! Actually, she probably just sleep walked into the Scientology headquarters in Tokyo. Possible.

Birthday: July 14, 1975
Age: 34
Birth Name: Tameka Cottle

Original Date of HS of the Day: August 26, 2009
Claim to Fame: Tiny was an original member of the 90s girl group Xscape. After the group broke up, Tiny wrote the Grammy-winning song "No Scrubs" for TLC (with Kandi from RHOA). Tiny has also worked with Lil' Kim and Bow Wow on music stuff.

Recently, Tiny starred in her reality show Tiny & Tonya for BET. The season finale of the show gave BET its highest ratings ever. Tiny is currently doing fucky times with T.I. Well, not currently currently, because his ass is marinating in a prison cell.

Where is she now? Um. Probably sitting in her vacant nail shop, chewing gum and fluffing up her wings.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because I really have no idea what she's saying, but I'm still hard up for her. And because she's like the magical elf version of Mimi (sans the Hello Kitty shit). Mini-Mimi!