Fergie

Fergie was at the MN State Fair on Saturday night. She had a concert at the main stage. My daughter and I were at the fair walking around, not realizing that she was there until we walked by one of the Radio stations broadcast booth and she was in the booth doing an interview. My daughter was geeked by the thought that she would be able to see Fergie in real life. We tried to see her, but there were too many people. Anyways, a while later my daughter decided that she wanted to go down the "giant slide". We made our way over there and while we were waiting in line on the steps going up to the top of the slide, we look up at the top and there is Fergie with 3-4 big body guard types about to go down the slide. Me and my daughter stood there and watched as the Fug went down the slide...then Fergie gets to the bottom and blows chunks!!!!! EVERYWHERE!!!! They had to close the slide down for about 20-30 minutes to get it cleaned up. She didn't even say sorry or anything, she just got up and her and the bodygaurds left. 2 year olds ride this slide over and over again and have no problem, but the bitch couldnt handle it. Sorry, didnt have my camera on me to get a pic of her blowing chunks. 

Those nails, that bag, the tights, the ring, the baggy shirt... where do I rest my eyes?! Oh Fergie,  why must you torture us with these horrible traveling outfits you wear? You can look much better, I know it! ...she can right?

I love the song Glamorous just as much as the next person (don't judge me) but who else has had it with this "I LOVE Taco Bell!!!" crap? Yeah, me too.

TMZ has obtained a letter to Fuggie from the president of Taco Bell offering her and her fans an "ultimate after-party" at any local Taco Bell near a stop on her concert tour. Chances are she doesn't even like Taco Bell that much, she just needed something  to rhyme with her lyrics. Lets be real.

Fergie is currently on her Verizon VIP Tour. Here she is leaving a hotel in Tampa and performing at Mizner Park Ampitheatre in Boca Raton, Florida.

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Fergie has a new video out and it's called "Big Girls Don't Cry." First of all, she's not a girl. Second of all, methfaces cry all the time. That's how they get out of paying their dealers. Well, that and bending it over. The video and song are pretty blah blah blah blah blah...but that hot bitch from Heroes is in it. Unfortunately, he's not so hot in this due to the fugliness of Fuggie washing off on him.