Ho Stroll

While some of the members of the Jackson family were attending the This Is It premiere in Los Angeles, their pimp master Joe Jackson was honoring his son's memory by showing up to the Las Vegas premiere with two Craigslist pussy peddlers at his side. Did you really think Joe Jackson would skip out on an promotional opportunity like this?! Of course not.

And when is somebody going to take a Magic Eraser to his stache. Seriously, it looks like Toby struck again!

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes proudly pranced out of the always private Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywod last night looking happier than two famewhores in a sea of paps. Both of them looking pretty smug, but I'd have the same look on my face if I was bouncing on Eddie Cibrian, Sure, the dude is an asshole of epic proportions, but he could slap a baby bunny and you'd still spin on that shit.

And I think it's time that Renee Zellweger hand down the title of "Squinty" to LeAnn, because bitch always looks constipated in the eyes. Pass the fart, and open your eyes, HO!