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Robbie Williams has a song on his latest album, Rudebox, in which one of the lyrics is “dance like you just won the Special Olympics.” This little comment has upset disabled organizations and they have demanded the lyric be cut. They got what they wanted, because the single was released with the word “special” cut from it.

Some bitch from a disabled charity said, "I am a big Robbie Williams fan and I went to see him recently, but I will not be buying this album. I find the lyric about the Special Olympics highly offensive and it is rank disablism."

People need to chill, disabled bitches are hot dancers. I get all my Friday night moves from the shortbus. Robbie is just being a douchebag as usual. He wishes he danced that hot.

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Parasite Hilton is sniffing around for a New Year’s Eve gig. She has put out the word that she will host a party in Miami, New York or Los Angeles in your honor for the rock-bottom price of $100,000 plus expenses and a private jet.

Paris feels that she’s worth every penny and thinks one hundred grand is a fair price. Carmen Electra has also put out feelers, but her price is substantially lower at $50,000 without a private jet.

Ok, so if I pay this whore $100,000 to come to my party do I get whatever I want? Like can we play “Pin the Tail on the Whore” with her as the title character? Can we get her to swim in a pool full of stingrays?

And does this her price cover fumigation costs after the event? So many questions!

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Anna Nicole Smith’s piece of trash sister, Donna Hogan, is already writing a book about her infamous sister and the death of her nephew, Daniel Smith. Daniel was only buried days ago and this bitch is already making money off his ass. I guess this sort of behavior runs in the family.

The book is tilted “Train Wreck: Anna Nicole Smith Unauthorized” which is actually a really hot title. In the book, Donna blames her sister for the death of Daniel. She claims that Anna neglected her son and is addicted to pain killers. She also said Anna was aware that Daniel was taking drugs and she didn’t do anything to stop it.

“[Anna] waits forever to bury him and two days after he dies, she's selling pictures of him to the tabloids and I'm thinking, 'What a freaking waste of a human being, my sister is.”

Anna had this comment, “Donna who? Sister what? Where’s Sugarpie?” Honestly people, where in the World is Sugarpie?

In other Anna news, sources close to the pill popper claim that she confessed to them that Larry Birkhead was the father during her pregnancy. Howard K. Stern is adamant that he is the father. Oh and Anna’s been evicted from her home in the Bahamas.

Evictions, tell-all books, blackmail, suicide, pill-popping…Jackie Collins look no further for your next book! I just can’t wait for the Lifetime movie where Anna will no doubted play herself! It will put Fantasia’s biopic to shame in the camp category.

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Pete Doherty is at it again! The singer was left bloody after a fist fight in Italy. Pete attacked an Italian photographer and the bitch fought back leaving Pete with a bloody mess.

The fight was broken up and Petey returned to his hotel with a couple of girls he met at the gig he just played. Band members from Babyshambles joined in on the brawl using ashtrays as weapons. The police were not called, but the photographer planned to file a complaint. This wasn’t the only fight the band took part in that night. Moments earlier Petey threw a microphone stand into the crowd making one audience very angry. The audience bitch then threw a bottle, hitting the drummer.

Kate Moss is such a very smart girl. She’s marrying such a gentleman and a fella that will only treat with her with utmost respect. I can already see the beautiful and romantic nights they will spend together in fucking jail!!

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TomKat’s rep confirmed they will be legal on November 18th.

Guests have been notified to keep the weekend of November 16-19 free for some kind of party. The spokeswhore confirms this, --"All those details are correct, proper security measures are being taken.”

He also confirmed that they will marry in Italy and she will wear Giorgio Armani. Giorgio said, "When I am asked by a friend to make a wedding wardrobe, it goes straight to my heart. It really is an honor to play a small role in that milestone moment."

We all need to find our local bomb shelters; because this is the day the aliens will plummet from the sky and reclaim their planet. Suri will be the new leader of the World and we will all be doomed. This is also the day that Katie Holmes has officially sold her soul.

P.S. – Pictures of cats are much more entertaining than pics of their crazy mugs.

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KFed thinks he can act now that he’s been featured in CSI and WWE Raw. He is apparently circling a project called “Caught on Tape.” Unfortunately, it’s not a sex tape.

It’s being described as a hip-hop musical directed by Sticky Fingaz. Who the hell is that?

Sticky said, “This is a hardcore musical – lots of violence, sex, action, drama, plus sentiment and romance as well.

“It’s K-Fed’s acting debut. He’s really cool.”

Let’s hope it’s a musical snuff film.

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Warner Bros. promised to give African amputees, prosthetic limbs in exchange for more publicity for their movie, The Blood Diamond. The producers brought in 27 orphaned amputees to appear as extra in the Leonardo DiCaprio flick.

Pictures of Leonardo with the children were released last week. In addition to paying the children, producers said they would have limbs made for them. Sluts lied. Filming wrapped in June and the orphans still haven’t gotten what they were promised.

When an organization benefiting the orphans asked producers, they received this response, "You will have to wait for December, when the movie comes out, so we can get some publicity out of it."

A rep for WB says, “We are still working on it.”

What the hell is wrong with everyone taken advantage of these orphans and using them for publicity? This movie is going to tank anyway.

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Swedish piece-o-trash, Victoria Silvstedt is the new Bai Ling. Homegirl will break out a photoshoot almost anywhere. Here she is looking like one huge H.A.M. during a photoshoot in her damn limo.
I kind of love it.

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Have we been duped by Britney Spears?! We all seem to think that her recent baby’s name is Sutton Pierce Federline or SPF2 as I like to call him. Well, this may not be in the case. Fans are now claiming that the baby’s name is Jayden James.
A friend of KFed’s said, "Grandma Federline calls the child Jayden."
JJF?! Damn! Not only that, but JJF may be a girl! KFed once joked a while ago that his newest kid was possibly a girl and now sources claim that it’s a girl! Britney’s bodyguards were caught shopping in Malibu and buying little girl crap.

She sent her bodyguard to buy clothes? This makes so much sense. No wonder bitch looks like trash. Her effin bodyguard is her stylist!
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Parasite Hilton’s debut album is a big-ass flop kind of like her bagina. Her record company still thinks it has some chance and will re-release it just in time for Christmas. She will also add an extra-track to entice idiots to buy it again.

Just in time for Christmas, eh? The perfect stocking stuffer! Meaning, one little push and it’s in the fire where it belongs!

Here some pics of Paris doing what she does best at the Jet club in Las Vegas on 10/22. The dude above is her current boyfriend, James Neate and the dude below is that skanky, Criss Angel.

Needless to say, she probably took both in her ass at the same time by the end of the night