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Sienna Miller's "Factory Girl" was almost put away for good, but last minute reshoots saved it. Here's the first trailer of the Edie Sedgwick biopic and it looks like a piece of garbage. The only good thing going for it is the fact that Mena Suvari's hotness is in it and it is Mary-Kate Olsen's acting debut without her sister. That has to be good. Ugh, but you have to sit through 2 hours of that skank, Sienna. That's enough to give you the eye vomits. It's due for limited release on December 29th in the States and will probably be available on DVD by January 3rd.

Angelina Jolie held a press conference in Mumbai, India to discuss her work in "A Mighty Heart" and only that. She would not answer any questions about her personal life including Bradley Pitt and the kids. BORING, right?

She said the movie was important...blah blah blah...it's not about terrorists...blah...blah..blah..India is beautiful...blah...blah...blah...and she goes on.

More importantly, why is she sitting next to Gilbert Gottfried and Andrea Bocelli? Are they in the movie?

Click here to read the entire article and what she says about the film.

The latest trailer of the final Rocky "Rocky Balboa" is out and I'm not sure I care. I mean, it looks kind of boring. Sylvester Stallone is back as the title character and is joined by Milo Ventimiglia as his son. It comes out right before Christmas on December 22nd. I mean he doesn't even say "Yo Adrian." He should at least say "Yo Bengay" or whatever the old peeps are using.

In Scientology wedding traditions, the groom is reminded that girls need clothes, food, happiness and possibly a cat. Yes, a cat. Even though, Tom and Katie it has been reported that they will have a Catholic ceremony, many are saying that they are in fact having a Scientology ceremony.

"A photo of a Scientology wedding usually has a bride wearing a white dress and the groom wearing a dark suit and the party behind them. It is a joyous affair," said Church of Scientology spokeswoman Karin Pouw. Pouw said what makes a Scientology wedding unique is the advice offered in the ceremony for couples to maintain and improve their relationship. "They make a vow to each other that they won't go to sleep at night without having repaired any upset they may have had during the day," Pouw said. Twice-divorced Cruise, Scientology's most prominent advocate, and Holmes, 27, announced their engagement in June 2005 after a whirlwind courtship. It is the first marriage for Holmes, who was raised a Catholic. The couple are expected to choose from five versions of the wedding ceremony, ranging from the Traditional to the Double Ring. Each includes traditional vows and lasts between 20 minutes to one hour.

After the wedding, Tom will immediately go back to work. He has already signed on to star in "Lions of the Lambs" for director Robert Redford. Redford and Meryl Streep will also star. Cruise will star as a congressman who interacts with a journalist (Streep); Redford as an idealistic professor who attempts to inspire a privileged student in his class; and a third storyline about a pair of American soldiers wounded in enemy territory, one of whom is Redford's former student.

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The world revealed the new James Bond at tonight's Casino Royale premiere in London. Daniel Craig and his fug face showed up. All I want to know is if the stick is big. He should've shown up with a bag over his head and his pants around his ankles. I mean really, talk about selfish! The English glitterati or something were out in full force.

Daniel brought his beautiful girlfriend! Eva Green, the newest Bond girl, showed up looking like an Eastern European, tranny madam.

Chris Cornell, who sings the painful theme song and his wife showed up in the midst of death threats. Shirley Bassey showed the young hoes how it's really done. Elton John and David Furnish got even gayer, as if that's possible.

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Eva LongWHORIA is not doing a lesbian flick with Beyonce Knowles and directed by Sofia Coppola. It was reported that at a L’Oreal event last week, Beyonce and Eva both commented that they were starring together in the film version of the lesbian love story “Tipping the Velvet.” Beyonce and Eva claim they never made those statements and have no idea what anybody is talking about.

Eva said, "Believe me, I would love to work with Beyonce one day. She's so talented. But this is definitely not something we are doing together. It's completely and absolutely not true."

"What makes me crazy is that there are quotes out there, quotes from me saying it's true. But in fact it's not true. And (there are) quotes of Beyonce saying it's about time we had a female Brokeback Mountain. And we're like, we never said that."

Attorneys are trying to find the original source. Beyonce confirms it isn’t true. Her spokeswhore said, “This is not happening. Beyonce will never work with that trash." Ok, he didn't say that...he just said that it's not true..blah..blah..blah...

I knew this was too bad (yes, bad) to be true. I mean part of me knows that the silver screen would be ruined for all-time if this happened and part of me really wants to see Eva’s bony hands running through Beyonce’s wig.

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The newest "The Simpsons the Movie" trailer debuted last night on FOX. It's cute, it's fine. The movie debuts next Summer and I'm sure will make tons of dough. They do hit on a point about those damn 3D animation movies. "Happy Feet" ugh?! Over it.

Angelina Jolie is in Mumbai, India shooting the Daniel Pearl biopic. She shocked train passengers when she got on the train in second class. She got on the train in khakis and a green shirt, but her 4 bodyguards made it impossible for anyone to get a peek. People tried to get her autograph, but no dice. Angie was traveling to shoot another scene for her movie.

Pepsi? I figured her a Sprite girl. She's looking more and more like Mariane Pearl which is a little eerie. The contacts are a nice touch.

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Sacha Baron Cohen and actor, Hugh Laurie, were on their way to a bar in NYC when Sacha decided to play a prank as his alter ego, Borat. He went up to a stranger and said, “I like your clothings. Are nice! Please may I buying? I want have sex with it.”

The man didn't know who he was and didn't get the joke, so he punched him in the face. Welcome to New York. The man kept punching him in the face and Sacha yelled for him to stop. He was rescued by Hugh. The pair were coming back from Saturday Night Live where they appeared.

A source said, “Sacha couldn’t resist playing the fool as Borat, but picked on the wrong person. I guess this guy thought he was being attacked by someone unstable and lashed out. Sacha is very lucky he didn’t get a much worse beating.”

Sacha didn't face any scars or major bruises. What a stupid ass. This is what he gets. Not everyone loves Borat and he needs to recognize it. Source
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Denise Richards has apologized for throwing the laptop of a paparazzi over a balcony, hitting an elderly woman in the arm. She won't face criminal charges. Denise claims she only threw one laptop and not two and she claims that it didn't hit the old lady. She has already settled with the photographers.

She said, "I am not justifying my behavior. It was wrong. I saw one of the photographers, went up to him and offered to give him a few nice shots and asked him to please leave so we can focus on our scene. He wouldn't and he got really belligerent and he was saying vulgar, nasty things to me and made a derogatory remark about my family. I just did what I did and I feel terrible."

It's funny, because this is probably the most publicity this piece of trash movie will receive. The 80-year-old lady that was hit is probably Pamela Anderson. I mean she did suffer a miscarriage. It makes sense to me!

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