James Franco

General Hospital is going to get a little James Franco. RANDOM isn't even the word.

Soapnet announced that James wanted a role on the show, so they wrote him in just in time for November sweeeeeeeeps. James will play a "mysterious man" who comes to Port Charles. They would only say that James' character will makes Jason's life a "living hell." His first episode will air on November 20th and he's expected to stay for around 2-months.

GH's executive producer said that it was "an honor that an actor of Franco's caliber would choose to spend some of his valuable time in Port Charles."

Who knew that James Franco got the tingles for General Hospital?

Those of you who have a life (or a day job) might not know that Laura is currently in rehab in France (yes, I stay abreast of the goings-on in Port Charles) on the show. At least they say she's in rehab, but I think Laura was actually in France to have a sex change. James Franco should play the newly peened Laura who comes back to Port Charles and seduces Luke! Because James Franco and Luke need to have at least one fuck scene. At least one.

And what is Nurse Bobbie going to say about this?!

Martin Scorcese is about to begin work on a splashy big-budget biopic of Frank Sinatra's life and every ho on this planet is willing to lick some nut in order to play Ol' Blue Eyes himself. Seriously, don't act like you haven't already e-mailed Martin Scorcese a YouTube clip of you wearing some broke ass fedora while singing "Strangers in the Night."

Everybody thinks Martin is going to cast Leonardo DiCaprio as Sinatra, because he can't take a doody without Leo in the room. But a source told Page Six that it doesn't seem likely, because Leo looks nothing like Sinatra. According to the source, Marty has narrowed it down to a few names including Johnny Depp and James Franco. Other hos in consideration are Jake Gyllenhaal, Harry Connick Jr. , Jon Hamm Michael Buble, Marky Mark and Justin Timberdouche. YES, Justin Timberdouche! Can I get an extra-large order of WTF?!

I mean, Justin is a big dick, so maybe he can play Sinatra's famously large peen, but that's it! If Martin casts Justin as Sinatra, it's time to shut down the movie-making business forever. The butchery has to end sometime! We can entertain ourselves with shadow puppets around the campfire.

And if Martin is really considering that dick bag Justin, he should give this versatile actor a shot first. STAINS will work for cupcakes!

How do you know your imagination is just a long gutter canal filled with filth and smut? When you see pictures of James Franco wearing glasses and your first thought is (NSFL)this site(NSFL). Sadly, James is not filming a scene for that site. He's in Long Island City, Queens to shoot some movie where he plays Allen Ginsburg.

And that dude gazing at James is totally thinking what I'm thinking.