Quote of the Day

Thursday, August 30th 2007

We're Talking Yen, Right?

 
Heather from Rock of Love is hands down my favorite piece on the show. She's a 32-year-old stripper from Las Vegas who worships Aquanet. Anyway, she gave sex advice on Nerve.com. It was all pretty standard, but then she claimed she was offered $20k for sexy times and turned it down. MY ASS!
 

After living in Vegas I've been offered $20,000 to $30,000 to have sex with people and I turned it down. Maybe it's because it was with married men. I'm not into the whole home-wrecking thing. I don't ever want to feel like I'm a prostitute. I don't know — probably for a million I would. 

 
I would've done it for $10,000. Okay, for $5,000. Okay, I would've done it for $1,000 but I wouldn't have stayed all weekend like that Pretty Woman shit. Ok, I would've done it for $500, but only half the night. Ok, I would've done it for $50 and a meal coupon. Ok fuck it, I would've done it for free. OK SHIT! You got me! I would've paid them $500.
 
They probably offered her $20 and she did it.
 
Image: VH1 Blog
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, August 30th 2007

At Least He's Got Body

 
Butterfaced Jerry O'Connell is a genius:
 
“I felt a little guilty [for forgetting my wedding date], so I changed all my bank and security codes to my anniversary…..Um, Now I have to change them back.”
 
Thanks Kat
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, June 28th 2007

When Crazy People Say Weird Things

Written on a postcard two years ago to a New York record executive in reference to Los Angeles District Attorney Steve Cooley,

"On the other side is the L.A. District Attorney braggin' about himself. Apparently, nobody's told him that he's nothing more than a load of sperm that would have been better off swallowed by his Mother!"

Source

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, June 20th 2007

Quote Of Quotes!

 
I really would've given my left nutsack to hear this little quote live, but this comes from Gay Al to Star Jones at his Birfday party this past weekend:
 
“You taught me how to love and how to be a better man."
 
You probably could've heard a damn pin drop in that room. Amazing.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, June 19th 2007

What Did You Say Brad?!?

 
on being with Mariane Pearl and Angelina Jolie:
 
"Being in the room with those two women is great fun. It's like sitting down with Roosevelt and Churchill – only much better-looking."
 
Ed. Note - Brad, just look pretty and keep your mouth shut. The world will spin a lot smoother that way.
 
Thanks Angela
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, June 12th 2007

When Strange People Say Strange Things

 
John Travolta on being a freak:
 
"We're like the Addams family or the Munsters, living sort of an odd, nocturnal life. My kids probably stay up too late. My wife goes to bed around three, and I follow around seven. Right now, there's just you and me, and no one interfering in our space."
 
Ed. Note - THIS BITCH IS NUTS!
 
 
Thanks Elizabeth
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, April 27th 2007

When Crazy People Say Crazy Thing

 
on the fake union of TomKat:
 
"Honestly, they're happy. They have a great life and they love each other. For some reason, the media cannot experience that. They must put in things other than the simplicity of it. It's hard to give a detailed explanation on something that's simple. Honestly, do any of you have a great boyfriend or girlfriend? It's not a big deal, right? You have fun hanging out, and you like talking and sharing your ideas. It's exciting. That's their relationship."
 
Editor's Note: Look who this is coming from! Like she would really disobey the Emperor of Xenu!!!
 
Source: People
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, April 15th 2007

Halle Berry Quote of the Day!

 
“Maybe I will adopt somewhere down the road if that is the only way to bring a child into my life.
There are lots of children that need a home in America. I feel we have forgotten about our own kids. With Brad and Angelina it’s whatever works for them.”
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, March 30th 2007

Ricky Martin Quote of the Day!

 
on the coming out of Mexican musician, Christian Chavez:
 
"Life is too short to live closed up, guarding what you say. Christian has to be free in many aspects. I wish him much strength."
 
 
Thanks Henway
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Another James Haven Quote of the Day!

 

“Maybe I haven’t found the right woman because my sister is too picky for me. Any woman has to go through two filters, me and then my sister.

“I’m a perfectionist by nature. Then, because I’m so close to Angie it’s like I’ve already got the perfect woman in my life and it’s hard for anyone else to live up to that."

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Posted by: Michael K


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