Quote of the Day

Brad Pitt, half of the worldwide religion known as Brangelina, was asked by Bild if he believes in God. Brad said:

“No, no, no! I’m probably 20 per cent atheist and 80 per cent agnostic. I don’t think anyone really knows. You’ll either find out or not when you get there, until then there’s no point thinking about it."

That's ice cold, because you know God is St. Angie's close friend and confidante.

You can read the rest of the interview at Bild. The interviewer also asked Brad if he ever finds time to "make love" with St. Angie. Ha and ha. Brad said yes.

And I'm not sure if Bruno was the interviewer or not. It's a possibility.

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Moviefone asked DanRad what he thinks of Dumbledore becoming a gay icon and this is what he said:

"It's wonderful. I grew up around gay people my entire life, basically, that's possibly why I'm quite camp, and some people think I'm gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. It's always good to keep them guessing [laughs]. I don't go on any blogs or chats or anything, but my friends are demons for them, and apparently someone said 'Daniel Radcliffe is gay. He's got a gay face!' [laughs] I really don't know what a gay face is. But I think it's wonderful that Dumbledore was outed as gay ... Half of me thinks Jo Rowling just did that to see if she could piss off the right wing, but I'm not sure how true that is. I think she had it planned, I think she always knew he was gay."

You know, I'm still mad at DanRad for not properly showcasing his peen when I went to see Equus last year, but quotes like this have me inching closer to forgiveness. And if anyone is guessing about DanRad's possible dick-loving ways, just look at the suit he's wearing in the picture above. WELL! You were thinking it too.

Lady CaCa visted an HIV support center in Manchester, England yesterday and talked about how she was doing charity work when she was a toddler.

Lady CaCa's mouth farted this: “I’ve been doing volunteer work since I was two. When I can, I do everything I can for those in need.”

Oh, she's being modest! Lady CaCa gave a special gift to the world as soon as she was born! She gave us the gift of regular bowel movements, because every time I see her my ass heads for the nearest toilet.

VIA The Sun

Michelle Pfeiffer to Instyle (via P6) on being called a cougar:

"I so hate that term! Colette wrote these novels [about older women with younger men] so long ago, but even today they're ahead of their time in the way we perceive women's power and sexuality."

This cougar is not amused:

Here's non-cougar Michelle with her husband David E. Kelley at a screening for her movie Cheri (which is about a cougar) in NYC last night.

One of my favorite philosophers, Megan Fox, on movie kissing:

“Oh my God! Screen kissing is fucking gross. This one kid I had to kiss had just eaten. And he passed a piece of whatever it was into my mouth. Not on purpose, like it was in his tooth or something. And it was really salty. I almost cried. I was a bitch for the rest of the day.”

Kid?! That perverted bitch! But seriously, why is hogirl acting like her palette isn't used to salty substances. What kind of mega slut grosses out over that? For shame! You know she had to put some salty stuff in her mouth just to get the role!

VIA Showbiz Spy

This is what spotlight slut Lisa Rinna told Entertainment Tonight when they asked her about the swine flu: "I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house. How do you know it's the swine flu? I don't know but we had all the symptoms. We had it before it came out. I'm serious. I'm dead serious. We had it at our house, I believe, and everyone is fine."

We had it before it came out? Is she tickling our asses? Isn't Lisa kind of admitting that she's the cause of it all? Everyone had except for Lisa, because she IS the swine flu. I mean, it makes sense. Her lips look like the swollen anal glands of a pot-bellied pig. Except these swollen anal glands still manage to push out caca nuggets. Yes, I do believe Lisa Rinna is the swine flu. Quarantine the bitch!

Some whores (including this one) think Oprah's hair is made out of the fringe they use to trim Oriental rugs with, so she went on Twitter and her show to proclaim that her shit is totally real.

Oprah showed off this picture of what she says is her natural flowing locks. Why do I think that hair is attached to that early 90s headband? And why do I think Bebe Zahara Benet owns the deed to that mop? And does Oprah's eye get wonky when she's lie-telling? Okay, okay. Oprah's hair is 100% organic deity hair. I will become a believer! Besides if I accuse Oprah of lying, the government will automatically find me guilty of treason. Punishment: wash The Mighty O's REAL hair nightly with a mixture of holy water and Gayle's tears.

VIA TMZ

Don't ask Matthew McConaughey to play "pin the peen on the chocha," because you could be there for a while. Matthew tells Elle Magazine, "From checking out Playboy I always thought — jeezum, we still don’t have a better word for it than vagina, do we? —I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south. So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a long time."

Jeezum! Matthew still doesn't know, does he? He still has to go in with a compass, a flashlight hat and a flare gun.

And don't even make the joke about Asians having horizontal slits! Do not! I'm half Asian and my no-no sits straight up! Sank you very much!

VIA OK! Magazine

Vadge has reportedly been telling her friends that A-Rod "has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body."

Aw. That's sweet. And A-Rod has been telling his friends that Vadge has the vagina of a T-Rex on He-Man's body.

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Star Jones is the host of "The Bad Girls Club" reunion which airs this Tuesday on Oxygen. It was the only job she could get. During the taping, one bad girl told Tanisha she was "a cheeseburger away from being obese." Mmmm....cheeseburger. Extra cheese? Tanisha immediately started brawling and security had to be called in.

When everything settled, Star told the audience, "If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway.'" Instead of punching bitches, Star used her fists on Gay Al's ass. Well, it was the one thing that kept their marriage alive for that long.

Source: Page Six