Quote of the Day

Star Jones is the host of "The Bad Girls Club" reunion which airs this Tuesday on Oxygen. It was the only job she could get. During the taping, one bad girl told Tanisha she was "a cheeseburger away from being obese." Mmmm....cheeseburger. Extra cheese? Tanisha immediately started brawling and security had to be called in.

When everything settled, Star told the audience, "If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway.'" Instead of punching bitches, Star used her fists on Gay Al's ass. Well, it was the one thing that kept their marriage alive for that long.

Source: Page Six

Written on a postcard two years ago to a New York record executive in reference to Los Angeles District Attorney Steve Cooley,

"On the other side is the L.A. District Attorney braggin' about himself. Apparently, nobody's told him that he's nothing more than a load of sperm that would have been better off swallowed by his Mother!"

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