Pete Doherty

 

Now that's the Pete Doherty I fell in love with! Crusty, busted and smelly looking.

 

He's farting in that pic above, isn't he?

 

Here's Petey with friends in Paris yesterday.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

A sort-of sober Pete Doherty and his girlfriend Irina Lazareanu traded in their crack pipes for cotton candy this past weekend. 

 

This newly "sober" Dreamboat still looks like he crawled out from inside a roach motel, so I'm okay with it. A fat and clean Dreamboat is taking some getting used to.

 

What the hell is his girlfriend wearing to the carnival? Was bitch holding a very important corporate takeover on the carousel or something? Models are so weird. They always have to "perform." 

 

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

 

Pete Doherty spoke with BBC 6Music today and said he wasn't "sure about complete abstinence" from drugs. He spoke out about his recent time in the tank and how he's dealing with kicking off drugs.

 

He said, "I'm healthy, physically, a bit wobbly. I'm not sure about complete abstinence [from drugs]. But it's a 12 step philosophy. It's one day at a time I suppose."

 

"Apparently I've got loads of self-esteem issues. I thought I was alright!"

 

Petey's also hoping that he's semi-sober he'll be able to see his favorite football team. He said, "Last time I went the club secretary threatened to resign and I had to leave at half time!" 

 

I like his way of thinking. Slowly ween yourself off drugs. I'll only shoot up 6 times today, then 5 times tomorrow and so on.....yeah that's smart. Petey off drugs is like Britney with panties. It makes sense, but it's probably not going to happen.

 

That's an old picture of Petey. I just can't let go of the old, crackhead mess just yet.

 

Source: NME

 

 

 

Dreamboat Doherty has cleaned himself up, gotten a new hair color and reportedly kicked booze for good! The Sun reports that Petey has traded in his Jack Daniels and heroin for tea and crumpets! To make matters more strange he's in talks to headline a "Dry Tour" with his band, Babyshambles.

 

Petey only wants to play booze-free venues. A source said, “Pete came up with the idea. He feels like a new man. It’ll be a challenge for him to go on a tour without drugs. Everyone expects him to fall back into it but he’s confident he can keep on the straight and narrow.”  

Booze-free venues?! You mean coffee houses and record stores?! Something in the milk ain't clean! I mean....good for him...I guess? I know it's awful to say, but I miss the crackhead Doherty! It will take me a while to adjust to this new and not-really-but-improved Dreamboat. 

 

If he starts singing Christian songs, I'm fucking out of here.

 

 

 

Dreamboat Doherty is out of the tank and it looks likes he had his fair share of sticky toffee pudding while in there? That's what you guys eat over there, right? In England? HA! 

 

Anyway, somebody put that bitch on Atkins, Jenny, Weightwatchers, Master Cleanser anything! I do not like chunk on my Doherty.

 

He looks like a shoe salesman by day and a child molester by night. I am not digging it. YES, it's probably just the bloat from getting off drugs. Get back on drugs Petey, I like the old you.

 

Dreamboat was also sporting a ring on his engagement finger. It's rumored that he's been promised to Irina Lazareanu.

 

That's not an engagement ring! It was a bracelet, but his hands and fingers are too fat now! He has to wear it as a ring.

 

Just kidding Dreamboat! I'll always love you. Well, I'll love you for about 10 more pounds and then I'm done!  

 

 

 

 

 

According to The News of the World Dreamboat Doherty tried to off himself while in rehab by downing a whole bottle of pills after finding out about Kate Moss' relationship with Jamie Hince. Sources say Dreamboat failed at doing suicides to himself after he got sick and puked it all up. 

 

A source said, "He saw an opportunity to take an overdose and took it. He told me he didn't know what the pills were but thought ‘fuck it' and took them all. He doesn't care what drugs do to him—in fact, he likes finding out."  

 

Dreamboat is now out of the tank after 6 weeks of being sober. It's also been reported that he's engaged to model Irina Lazareanu.  

 

1 bottle of pills? This is Pete Doherty we're talking about. If he wanted to kill himself he'd have to break into Pfizer and get into the experimental crap. There's not a drug strong enough to take him out!

 

Long live Doherty!

 

 

 

Model Irina Lazareanu spoke to WWD yesterday and was asked about a little ring on her engagement finger. She replied, "I very recently got engaged."

 

Dreamboat Pete Doherty has been dating Irina ever since he broke up with Kate Moss. There were engagement rumors, but it looks like Irina just confirmed it. She wouldn't say when the big day would be.

 

Ugh, why does Dreamboat always end up with chicks that look like they've just crawled out from under a snail shell! Bitch looks beat and yes he's dreamy...so shut it! Dreamboat is only doing this, because Kate Moss is apparently "engaged" to Jamie Hince. I see the games they are playing. They will end up together in the end! Trust this bitch.  

 

 

 

 

 

Pete Doherty's close friend, Shane MacGowan, said that Petey and Kate's relationship was all about the sexy. He claims they had "mind-blowing" sex, but how would he know unless he joined in....oh...ok...he probably did.

 

 

You know usually anything is good when you're high as a kite. Brushing your teeth could probably give a big O when you're on heroin and shit. As much as I love Petey I refuse to believe that he knows how to make that kitten barf. Drugheads are mostly clumsy and shit when it comes to sex. You know like they keep missing the hole and they end up doing your belly button or your inner thigh. Not hot.

 

In other Petey news! He's tested clean for drugs! He was supposed to attend a court hearing yesterday, but a judge postponed him until later this month so he could have more time to get clean. Apparently, he's been clean for 6 weeks! I also refuse to believe this! A drug-free Doherty is an oxymoron!

 

Source , Source

 

 

 

Do not show this to Dreamboat Doherty!

 

Kate Moss told a group of friends that she's "in love and engaged" to Jamie Hince of The Kills reports The Daily Mail . She's been dating his fugly fug ass for like 20-minutes or something.

 

A source said, "They had spent the night making love and Kate asked him during that. He was overjoyed because that's what he wanted, too. They're clearly totally in love with each other."

 

Apparently they aren't really engaged. It's just Kate letting everyone know that she's serious about Jamie. Friends also think Kate wants this news to get back to Doherty to let him know that she's moved on for real this time.

 

Petey sends you a dead mouse as a gift and this is how you treat him?!

 

Kate is a cold-hearted snake! Look into her eyes! She's been telling lies!!!! She's a lover girl at play! She don't play by rules....ok I'll stop. Fuck, now I'm going to have that song in my head all day long.  

 

Fuck Kate! Dreamboat still has his first and only love. No, not me. I wish. CRACK! He still has crack.  

 

 

 

 

 

Pete Doherty is still holed up in a rehab facility and friends are saying he's finally clean. Pete agreed to meet with his estranged father. His father said in the past that he will never see Pete again until he gets off of the drugs.

 

Dreamy's manager said, “He has realized the important things in his life. He wants to be a father to his son — and a son to his father. He sees a future without drugs.” 

 

Yup, Pete has a son named Astile.

 

That's pretty scary. If Petey lets his cat smoke crack, what the hell does he let his son do?!

 

I'll believe it when I see it. 

 

Source: The Sun